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Sketchiest place you've ever fapped?

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Poems
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My sketchiest time was probably behind a stop-n-shop Inb4 hate I was 13 and recently acquainted with a glorious new ability. It was the first time I hooked up with a girl, I was probably 13. We were really going at it. Her tits were out and there was tongue action. She left and of course I had a raging boner. (we were well concealed behind a power generator and 3 foot talk bushes) I decided to just let it fly since I was scared I was gonna cream my pants hahaha Lets hear your stories?
May 20 2012 10:06PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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May 20 2012 10:08PM
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Ponch
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airplane...
May 20 2012 10:10PM
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RileyZap
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May 20 2012 10:11PM
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Poems
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Bathroom or seat
May 20 2012 10:13PM
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Steeze_Minister
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Your moms room last night
May 20 2012 10:23PM
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-MickeyM-
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/582728/
May 20 2012 10:24PM
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Spinoza
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Construction site was pretty sweet. I was working alone for a day so I took advantage
May 20 2012 10:24PM
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why
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seat would take some fucking skill
May 20 2012 10:25PM
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theabortionator
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Sweet bullshit claim hansel.


Also 2nd post, I fucking love the movie shelter.
May 20 2012 10:26PM
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derekstreesv2
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The best buy restroom when i was around 11. I didn't know any better.
May 20 2012 10:29PM
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Poems
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Not bullshiting, but I can't argue with theabortonator
May 20 2012 10:29PM
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Mr.LemonPie
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Airplane...It was a 12 hour flight and I couldn't fall asleep...
May 20 2012 10:33PM
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Spinoza
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Yeah OP you have made a couple claim threads recently. Hmmmn
May 20 2012 10:34PM
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theabortionator
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Didn't fully read. To me hooking up was always getting some action. I consider anything to that point foreplay or failure.

Thought it was a claim of you fucking some chick in a gas station at 13. After further reading, reasonable story is reasonable.
May 20 2012 10:36PM
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Poems
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I guess I live an eventful life? I'm sorry if you don't believe me. Just thought it'd be a great thread idea...
May 20 2012 10:43PM
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Turner.
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I'm trying to figure out exactly what it is that differentiates this thread from the 14-page "danger wanking" thread. Since I can't seem to find the answer, I find myself asking why OP would bother with this bullshit?
May 20 2012 10:45PM
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Anathema
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into my ex girlfriends mouth in the back of her moms car

while her mom was driving.......
May 20 2012 10:47PM
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Poems
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I don't refer to mastrbating as "wanking"; I'm not 11. I searched "sketchy fapping" and "sketchy masturbating"
May 20 2012 10:49PM
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soulskier
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you make me sick
May 20 2012 10:52PM
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why
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might get a bj in a park tonight. wish me luck!
May 20 2012 10:57PM
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Poems
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Good luck brethren
May 20 2012 10:59PM
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CluckaChuck
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goodluck hommie
May 20 2012 11:10PM
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bdarb207
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Look out for strange men. Unless you're meetin him I suppose..
May 20 2012 11:13PM
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Forest.
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this
May 20 2012 11:14PM
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Poems
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Ahahahaha
May 20 2012 11:30PM
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Davy.Crockett
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i would hate, but these threads aways end up being entertaining
May 20 2012 11:32PM
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SelenaGomez
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May 20 2012 11:49PM
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miroz
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Wow that's fucking legit.
May 20 2012 11:52PM
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ElMexicano
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Got a bj in the back of a movie theater, while watching some dumb movie....
was awesome, and kinda sketchy but well worth it.

to bad the girl decided she wants to just be a cunt lately, so fuck her.
May 21 2012 12:26AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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too mature to call it "wanking"



calls it fapping
May 21 2012 12:50AM
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Rafiki
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sarah palin's house
May 21 2012 12:51AM
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AWALLRUS.
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in op's mom's mouth.
May 21 2012 12:57AM
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steezbox
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repost. Bump this one:
https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/582728/
May 21 2012 1:09AM
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Skibumsmith
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apple orchard
May 21 2012 1:12AM
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SelenaGomez
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How is that sketchy? Would you get caught by a bunch of immigrant workers?
May 21 2012 1:16AM
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Skibumsmith
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do you have any idea how unsturdy those ladders are?
May 21 2012 1:41AM
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