Replying to Poem I Sent to NS to Get Unbanned

We first met in September of 09,
And since then all the mods found me quite fine.
NS has lately been my second life,
Your website is almost as awesome as my coach Tony's hot wife.
Though a couple weeks ago I made a bad desision,
I used on JD an offensive homophobic derision.
He banned me, and I know I deserved it,
But when I realized it was a permaban, I really threw a fit.
I made another account,
Trying to give myself another chance,
But then I said naughty things about how I wanted to get in Rebecca Black and her family's pants.
That earned me an IP ban,
From which mod I do not know,
But I don't feel bad about that one, because Rebecca Black is a hoe (you can't say you don't think the same)
I really miss you NS,
Out of all the websites on the internet you are the best,
So please unban me, because writing this poem made me... stressed?

Thank you,
Sincerely,

(formerly) The.Ginger