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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
For some reason my parents searched through my room while i was gone and found my 7g ball of full melt bubble hash. Next thing I know is when i come home they have my $140 of hash in their hand. my dad is freaked since he has no idea what kind of drug he is holding. He asks "what is this" and i reply "what do you think it is." "tell me what it is." "Its hash." he all of a sudden gets less tense about the situation since he probably though it was some other hard drug, tells me he is disappointed and what not, and tells me how he used to drink and smoke at my age and doesn't want me to do it. From know on until i leave to college i will be drug tested and my $140 is in the garbage.
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Skiingsnow
Posts: 1567 - Karma: 797
> implying that in real life you're too scary for someone to call you a pussy to your face



You're a pussy.
13 years ago
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 443
Could not sound like a bigger pussy. Hmu.
13 years ago
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
YEAH!! nice to see a strong, independent kid on here for once. FUCK your parents. they've been doing nothing but trying to bring you down for the past 18 years. they don't care about your well being at all because they're DICKS
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
I now have a choice of going to be to rehab or no longer be a part of my family at all. They found some pills in one of my pant pockets. God damnit this sucks so much dick.
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Midge.
Posts: 381 - Karma: 12
Ditch the family for sure, rehab is so overrated. Drugs4lyfeee
13 years ago
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
Im going to rehab for 6 weeks or so. My mom is supper upset and depressed about this. Im going for her and my little sister.
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
ha you showed her!! nice job getting her super upset, you totally got her back for taking your bong
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Batman.
Posts: 364 - Karma: 85
dude that sucks. yeah. so awful.

damn, like... ouch




on a side note. it's fucking gorgeous outside. yesterday i spent 7 hours chilling on my schools turf field tossing around a lax ball with some good friends and some super chill biddies. then spent the rest of the night relaxing by a bonfire just talking and looking up at the sky. today i plan on doing the exact same thing.
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
yesterday i went to an alpaca farm, got better at tricking, went to an awesome concert with a few friends for artists we'd never heard of, danced our asses off, then went back to my friend's house and drank margaritas while watching mr deeds. it was one of the most fun nights i've ever had. and today i'm chilling with my band and i'm expecting almost $300 for mowing lawns
solid weekend
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Maybe if you quit being a 12 year old and have an actual conversation with your parents and agree not to smoke or pop pills you can not got to rehab and have a family.
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,827
you seem like a dumbass...
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DUKES
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 701
Life must be so fucking tough for you. Your parents are looking to help you but you are too ignorant to see. You smoke under your parent's roof expect to be caught. You then go on a rampage do to your own fuck up pass the blame to your parents sucking, then say you are moving out. getting mad at your own parents is pretty fucking stupid.
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
I have told them that i will quit and they don't believe that i will stop. they are obviously more worried about the xanax and think that it will be like what happened to me with marijuana. I guess i will miss my last week of school and my graduation ceremony fuckin hell.
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
well yeah xanax is somewhat worrisome for a parent

i can't say i have much sympathy for you
13 years ago
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thatsG
Posts: 2615 - Karma: 1,912
So your whole summer is ruined because you can't smoke weed? You need to re-evaluate your life
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
This guy gets it
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Lucas
Posts: 4882 - Karma: 1,597
I really hope I never have I know anyone like you.
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
I only took two pills and it wasn't even good. My friend gave them to me because he is prescribed them and i always call him a dumb ass for using them and tell him he has no need for them (he thinks he has anxiety problems). Anyways he gave me some to try since i told them there is no point in taking them and they aren't worth getting high off of and it only makes you stupider but think that you are being smart. I never am going to take any more after that. I was trying to prove this kid wrong and ended up leaving the pills in my pant pockets. Of course any parent should be worried if their kid is taking a highly addictive pill.
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HamFaceGirl
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
I smell a bullshit fabricated story.
13 years ago
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soulskier
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get a lawyer man, they violated your 4th amendment rights..
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
pussy
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Emma_Watson
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derekstreesv2
Posts: 314 - Karma: 35
Talk as much shit as you want bro, i don't give a shit its the fucking internet.
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
This thread just made my awesome day even better. Out of work 2 hours early while still getting paid for a full day, 85 and beautiful outside, and I come inside to order some Chinese food and find this.Thanks for the laugh, OP, you fucking pussy retard.
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
I'm just trolling, you're the one rationalizing your actions extensively on the internet, as though you DO give a shit!
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
im about to go longboarding on this sunny day. hopefully them girls are chilling at the park so i can sit down with them. but before i go, i will satisfy my newfound craving for cookies and eat a few. when icome back i plan to make a stirfry for dinner. hmmm today is good
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Then don't do xanax?
13 years ago
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El_Barto.
Posts: 11661 - Karma: 24,358
OP is a drama queen
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Now its time for op to realize he shit the bed on this thread, and pretend like he was trolling us the whole time
13 years ago
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aj_everly
Posts: 563 - Karma: 213
lost soo hard
13 years ago
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
haha I've been waiting for that to happen.
13 years ago
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
Holy shit what a FANTASTIC thread hahahaha.

I agree with ajay though its gotta be a troll, no way is this all serious. someone has our number for sure.

also, I actually fucking laughed loudly when I saw OPs threads
13 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38034 - Karma: 128,913
OP's a good example of why pot isn't legal.
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284

kill parents

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