How many times have you shown up to your favorite local mountain, just discover that your steeze is whack?
I mean, you know, you're rocking a dope Bad Lt helmet, a fucking rad skull bandana, bright orange jacket, and rockin'
some sick neon red pants.................you know, justfuckin' killin it, then you walk past a store window and about faint.
SHIT! Your Tall Tee isn't sticking out below your jacket!!!! [IMG]tetongravity.com/forums/images/smilies/fuckyou.gif[/IMG][IMG]tetongravity.com/forums/images/smilies/nonono2.gif[/IMG]
You're NEVER going to score that rare ski town pussy now!
No need to worry any longer, my fellow steeze monkeys, I have captured footage of a high tech method to increase your tall tee steeze.
Step1: Find a friend/fashion consultant to spot you, and then squat down like you're going to take a shit, and PULL that motherfucker.
Step2: This is the part that most people don't know. You can't achieve proper tall teeness without making sure you pull it over your knees and down you your ankles.
Step3: Remember that friend who was kind enough to help you out? DON'T BE A BITCH! Help that mutha fucka out with his tall tee problem too. Make sure you do better
than this guy, though, gotta hook a brotha up and remind him about the proper squating technique.
Step4: You went from dope to DOPE!!!!!!!! You're famous, mutha fucka, random people are so fuckin' impressed with your steeze that they shoot photos of you!
I mean, you know, you're rocking a dope Bad Lt helmet, a fucking rad skull bandana, bright orange jacket, and rockin'
some sick neon red pants.................you know, justfuckin' killin it, then you walk past a store window and about faint.
SHIT! Your Tall Tee isn't sticking out below your jacket!!!! [IMG]tetongravity.com/forums/images/smilies/fuckyou.gif[/IMG][IMG]tetongravity.com/forums/images/smilies/nonono2.gif[/IMG]
You're NEVER going to score that rare ski town pussy now!No need to worry any longer, my fellow steeze monkeys, I have captured footage of a high tech method to increase your tall tee steeze.
Step1: Find a friend/fashion consultant to spot you, and then squat down like you're going to take a shit, and PULL that motherfucker.
Step2: This is the part that most people don't know. You can't achieve proper tall teeness without making sure you pull it over your knees and down you your ankles.
Step3: Remember that friend who was kind enough to help you out? DON'T BE A BITCH! Help that mutha fucka out with his tall tee problem too. Make sure you do better
than this guy, though, gotta hook a brotha up and remind him about the proper squating technique.
Step4: You went from dope to DOPE!!!!!!!! You're famous, mutha fucka, random people are so fuckin' impressed with your steeze that they shoot photos of you!
