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I like puns

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Dr.Newschoolers
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I like to yoke around. No please, please don't egg me on.
May 18 2012 12:03PM
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Bateman
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Fine we wont.
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May 18 2012 12:04PM
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Deluge
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i hate everything about you.
May 18 2012 12:04PM
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Lucas
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Talk about doctored
May 18 2012 12:05PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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you better hope you don't need a doctor
May 18 2012 12:08PM
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theBearJew
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Eye will have my I on you...
May 18 2012 12:10PM
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bootleg_BEN
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May 18 2012 12:16PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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wow thats an eye opening statement
May 18 2012 12:20PM
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Peppy
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So a baby seal walks into a club...
What a tragedy :(
May 18 2012 12:32PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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hey your 3rd grade teacher called.... she said she wants her joke back
May 18 2012 12:50PM
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chicken
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I'm uncertain about quantum physics
May 18 2012 2:17PM
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chuck_testa
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My bike couldn't stand on its own this morning. I guess it was to tired.
May 18 2012 2:25PM
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theBearJew
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Hey doc, They tried to save him with an I.V. but it was all in vein.
May 18 2012 2:27PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 18 2012 2:30PM
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Mr_Bump
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these are your dad's puns, they are not turbo puns
May 18 2012 2:35PM
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AWALLRUS.
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You also like to make a shit ton of threads, eh?
May 18 2012 2:49PM
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iSmokeweed
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/609362/

just sayin....
May 18 2012 2:52PM
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Spinoza
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Hahhaa, I'm going to start doing this, No pun intended
May 18 2012 3:55PM
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Poems
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Put the thing into the doohickey
May 18 2012 4:02PM
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mathmansam
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I think this only works as a pun if you use the form of "two" that is a number...
May 18 2012 4:19PM
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Bill.Nye
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Or at least the correct "too"
May 18 2012 4:24PM
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mathmansam
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haha +k
May 18 2012 4:31PM
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WI_Personallty
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powerthirst; menergy
May 18 2012 9:22PM
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Forcillo
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Johnny the egg comedian loved to crack yokes.

A man submitted 10 puns to a pun contest hoping that one would win. But no pun in ten did

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
May 18 2012 9:29PM
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manutdsaol
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This thread in pun-derful
May 19 2012 12:05AM
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manutdsaol
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This thread in pun-derful
May 19 2012 12:05AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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being able to make up a pun is one of the things that demonstrates mastery of a second language. my high school had a lot of kids who came from foreign countries so there was a class called "English as a Second Language" for all those kids. at the end of the year they had the top ten best students in the EaaSL (pronounced easel, like the thing you paint on) class enter a competition against one another to see who could create the best pun. it was right at the end of senior year, and it didnt count for a grade or anything, so the objective was really just to make the director of the english department, mr. sebeck, laugh. the ten students all turned theirs in (i read a few of them, they were halfway decent no doubt) hoping to get at least a chuckle out of mr sebeck. unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
May 19 2012 12:16AM
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JWoods
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It's funny because none of these puns even make sense because a "yoke" is something that connects two animals as if in a plow or cart, while a "yolk" is the yellowish internal part of the egg.
May 19 2012 12:20AM
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Crossfade
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I wish my grass was emo so it would just cut itself, no pun intended.
May 19 2012 12:22AM
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Bill.Nye
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You're doing it wrong, no pun intended.
May 19 2012 12:36AM
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Puns
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Thanks.

What did the vulture bring on the plane? It's carri-on.

What's at the end of a book of mushrooms? The morel.

What's a horses favourite beverage? Eq-wine

Made those up m'self.
Oct 31 2012 12:31AM
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klayer_9
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If you like puns,,,
Oct 31 2012 12:40AM
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Puns
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Yeah I guess mushroom story would work too.. I was trying to decide whether to make it a sort identification style book with a moral, or a story with a morel (a type of mushroom)... I will consider this.

I will think long and hard about the third one..
Oct 31 2012 1:07AM
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DrZoidberg
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It's like a pun or something
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Oct 31 2012 1:14AM
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Rafiki
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wanna hear a joke about paper? nevermind, it's tearable
i was gonna tell a joke about sluts, but it's whoreable
Oct 31 2012 1:17AM
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Da_Buddha
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Oct 31 2012 1:25AM
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Puns
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True. But if pronunciation counted in puns there goes 87% of them..
Oct 31 2012 1:31AM
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NPF
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[IMG]petrospizzaplus.com/Assets/lago-pizza.jpg[/IMG]
Can i have a pizza that?
Oct 31 2012 2:56AM
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NPF
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[IMG]bostonpizzavegas.com/a1/images/pizza.jpg[/IMG]
Oct 31 2012 2:56AM
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NPF
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fuck it i quit.
Oct 31 2012 2:57AM
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.skiwi.
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Whats the best thing about the switzerland? Well the flags a big plus
Oct 31 2012 5:42AM
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