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gotti
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Anybody else on here play squash? the game?

guarantee first post is a picture of the fruit.
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Lansfield
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First post not fruit and no but it looks like fun
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railbomber
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such an awesome sport, semi-steep learning curve i guess, but once you get good its bomb! Been playing for like a year and a half now.

My biggest pet peeve are glass walled courts, they deaden the bounce so harshly
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ThundaKilla
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squash is a vegetable, but squash is sooo much fun. Wear goggles though my uncle lost his eye playing now hes like a pirate.
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SpaghettiWizard
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Didn't read the word like right away but still a very funny way to describe them
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2_fadez
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false.
it is a fruit.
The leaf and stalks of plants are the vegatables (spinach, lettuce, celery)
The stuff that is bore from the plant that grows off of it (containing seeds) is the fruit.
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Batman.
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Squash looks like the dumbest sport until you actually play it once.

Then you realize it really is most boring/uninteresting sport ever.
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2_fadez
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I prefer racquetball
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ThundaKilla
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so thats why a tomato is a fruit? interesting
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Batman.
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little known fact, Squash used to be called "Squash Racquets"

but yes, racquetball is 50 times more fun. when your sport is named after a fruit it definitely does not help attract new players.
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2_fadez
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people think because it's in a salad, it's a vegetable.
thats usually why people get mixed up.
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ThundaKilla
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does that mean a pumpkin is a fruit too?
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2_fadez
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yes.
and your tim&eric icon suits the revelation you are having very well
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ThundaKilla
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I never ate pumpkin pie 'cause i thought it was weird to eat a vegetable pie, might have to try it now.
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2_fadez
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eat pecan pie instead. its fruit too
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ThundaKilla
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WTF, why aren't they nuts.Is a peanut a fruit too?
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2_fadez
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yep
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ballsofsteeze
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walnuts too. one nut is in a case on top of its fruit. you can eat the fruit. i've tried it and it is disgusting.
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2_fadez
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marijuana is also a fruit
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SpaghettiWizard
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Dirt is a fruit.
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Chief.Queef
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Eheath is a tomatoe.
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iFlip
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I enjoy squash. I have played a lot more racquetball than squash, but actually prefer squash. It is more refined. Definitely harder to learn to play decent squash than decent racquetball. I also enjoy tennis. Racquetball and tennis are not complementary pursuits, as their strokes are so different. Taking a break from racquetball for a while I think.

Trivia fact: Putting that you play Squash on your application to Cornell gains you one point.

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Caspaaa
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Pizza is a vegetable
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e_strapp
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This thread is lulz
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gotti
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Ya it definitely helps u for college. Ive been playing for 3 years now and play about 4 times a week. One thing that sucks is that the season is in the winter. So half my weekends r taken up with squash matches while my friends r shredding the hills.
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Flying~Squirrel
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nope. its a flower. thats why its called "bud," because its a budding flower.
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will_powder
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So you prefer old person squash?
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