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NSG, What Is Your Story?

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Poems
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Ok Newschoolers, let's here your stories. Your defining memories. What makes you who you are today? Here's mine: Ok so I'm 15. I wrote poetry and I ski and skate.recently I've been going through some trouble. My parents kind don't exactly love me and the only person who does is my cousin. Now he's going to college for a marine. This girl I really liked led me on and then just started being a total asshole to me. Then a bunch of kids in school started being dicks to me. I found another girl and my "friends" made some bullshit lies up that started a big old shitstorm. So now I write music. No sparknotes. Just read the whole thing. Im interested I'm your stories guys. P.S Not very depressed anymore
May 16 2012 7:18AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Sometimes lay down on the floor naked, cover myself in vaseline, and pretend I'm a slug.
May 16 2012 7:29AM
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Lansfield
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Can we hear ECB's story?
May 16 2012 7:36AM
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LIL-WAT
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I was born in philly, spent my early childhood in the playground like every other kid. One day i was playing bball with a few bros and it got messy.. long story short my parents sent me to live with my auntie and uncle. The taxi pulled up and the plates had freshhh on them which i thought was pretty funny and rare for a cab.. i got to their house pretty late and said goodbye to the cab driver. I then turned to look at what i'd now be calling home, it was a kingdom and i was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air!

May 16 2012 7:42AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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Just a small town girl, Living in a lonely world, She took the midnight train going anywhere.
Just a city boy, Born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere.
May 16 2012 7:45AM
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maynaiseman
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All of the answers so far sum up my life.
May 16 2012 7:48AM
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.Jacob
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Born and raised in England for 7 years, then I moved over to Canada for a lifestyle change, and because England's economy was going to shit. Then I decided to take french, where I got really stressed, and depressed, then my granddad had a stroke and is now half paralyzed, so that made me even more depressed. Then I went to an English school to revitalize myself.

After that, I decided to french again, this is where I was first introduced to freestyle skiing by who are now my BFFFFLZ (~daze~ and Notghood).

Now i'm sorta depressed again, and life is stressful and confusing. and there is no snow. Which is silly.
May 16 2012 7:50AM
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KravtZ
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op sounds like a mega little hipster/whiner kid
May 16 2012 8:10AM
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Ski_Alot
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May 16 2012 8:17AM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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I was pooped out and lived my life like a bro
May 16 2012 8:20AM
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maximiliaan
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haha true that, aaah my parents dont love me boohoo
May 16 2012 8:31AM
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midget.
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Well I'm 64 now, but I used to have a pretty fucked up life. From birth my parents fed me semen and lube, so i thought it was normal to just sip on a vile of semen. So the first day of 9th grade I sit down at lunch with some bros and whip out 2 vials of semen and a baby bottle full of smuckers and lube. It was a good lunch by my standards, and in my eyes it was perfectly normal, but those dickheads made fun of me for drinking semen and they called me the semen demon for 10 years. I rarely drink semen anymore.
May 16 2012 8:38AM
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Poems
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It's true I really don't care. I didn't ask you to come and be a dick. Go do that somewhere else besides the Internet you pussy. I asked for your story because there's interesting ones. I don't need your input on my life.
May 16 2012 9:47AM
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mudbone.
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i also write and produce music. i ski and sometimes i draw. i don't feel like wiriting a story. in the evenings i masturbate.
May 16 2012 9:48AM
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howlongcanausern
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why aren't you playing diablo 3?
May 16 2012 10:08AM
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Poems
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Good question ahaha. Haven't gotten it yet. My laptop is too slow to run it but I'm workin currently on building a desktop
May 16 2012 10:11AM
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84891jnf92048
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Now, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of school
When a couple of guys
Who were up to no good
Startin making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suite case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait, I hear the prissy, booze, whine, all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well uh, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet.
I just got here!
I sprang with the quickness, like lightening disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say is that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Man forget it' - 'Yo home to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked to my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
May 16 2012 11:12AM
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Bar_Down
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I like fishing.
May 16 2012 11:19AM
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El_Barto.
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At least give Gnartron credit if your gonna steal his joke
May 16 2012 11:58AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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not really his joke... it's been on youtube comments for years.
May 16 2012 12:12PM
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AT-AT
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"People seem to like me because I’m polite and I’m rarely late. I like ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an IQ of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded. I report the weather for a living. When there’s weather to report… I report the weather.”
May 16 2012 12:12PM
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*TURBONERD*
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May 16 2012 12:31PM
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volvotom
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Dropped out of college to work full time as an EMT, worked 9-1-1 response in East LA and Compton then in Orange County. My parents still thought I was going to college. Working 50+ hours a week and waking up in the middle of the night for stupid shit drove me to return to school.
May 16 2012 1:36PM
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Poems
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Hahaha my friend told me this once, where's it from?
May 16 2012 2:52PM
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howlongcanausern
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from a jack black movie called talledega nights
May 16 2012 2:53PM
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baaangthat
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I was hunted once. I just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me. Next thing you know, I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods! I had to take 'em all out. It was a bloodbath.
May 16 2012 3:04PM
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maynaiseman
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May 16 2012 5:59PM
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Milksteak
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hahahahahhaahahahahahahah sick fuckin life story d00d.
May 16 2012 6:07PM
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easiestEC
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HA! i would love to hear that again haha
May 16 2012 6:20PM
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captainslack
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I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
May 16 2012 6:21PM
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AT-AT
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Come on bro, Its brick from anchorman.
May 16 2012 6:22PM
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Dwarftosser1
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May 16 2012 6:22PM
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AT-AT
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God Damnit Matt Damon!!
May 16 2012 6:23PM
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captainslack
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No,

anyway my best friend is Ben Affleck
May 16 2012 6:30PM
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Lansfield
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May 16 2012 6:32PM
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Nufity
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(Read in Scooby Doo's voice)

Welp my name is ECB and I fucked my cousin. ruhehehehe

May 16 2012 6:35PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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I grew Up on the streets, its all i know. Violence was all around me mang, i seen some nasty shit in my life. I been doing crystal for 7 years now mang, me and my crew mang, we so thug. Jk, im an overprivelaged white kid who makes honor roll. Like most of ns.
May 16 2012 6:40PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
The rap game changed me, that is all.
May 16 2012 6:53PM
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Poems
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Obviously
May 16 2012 10:42PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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>be 12
>realize what Jerking it is
>try to
>cant find my dick
>realize i dont have one
>realize im a potato
>been a potato ever since, cant help myself.
>thats all there is to know about me
May 16 2012 10:45PM
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Peter.
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>mfw

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May 16 2012 10:57PM
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Panda_with_Guns
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i grew up with a single mom in a large home.i was named after my great grand father. when i was about 6 or so, the doctor told me i had a curvy back like a question mark so he put these metal braces on my legs. mama called them my magic legs. on my first day of school, every one though i was weird. the only person on the bus that would let me sit next to them was a girl named jenny. we was like carrots and peas, inseperable. it turns out her dad molested her so she had to move in with her grandma. sometimes she would sneak over at night cause she was scared. she never tld me why, but i think it was her grandmas mean ol dog. fast forward a few years, and we are in high school. i was getting chased by some jocks in a truck, but i was so fast that i out ran the truck. some college recruiters saw and told me to be a running back on a full ride scholar ship. i was the star of the team. after college i enlisted in the army. i ended up getting deployed. one day, my platoon came under fire. we were getting destroyed. i was able to save my lieutenant and a few others, even though he wanted to die. i ended up getting the medal of honor, and i met jenny again at my time in washington d.c. i will post rest of my story tomorrow.
May 16 2012 11:05PM
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ECB
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It's in Ireland or Wales I think
May 16 2012 11:07PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Op fuckfuck your first world problems quit being a pussy. Your parents don't love you oh noo at least you have parents that provide a home for you you thankless fucker.
My story is one ofgreat determination and sacrifice. After being born to a crack who're who Fucked my father for a phat rock then accidentally got pregnant, I quickly learner the only way to survive on the mean streets of Somalia was to become a pirate. So at the age of 5 I cut out me eye andpurchased a secondhand AIDS free eyepatch to get the proper look, and went to stake my claim as the premier cargo theiving pirate of the area. In order to get in tight with the local crew I had an initiation. As we were patrolling our hood we spotted a hooded woman walking home from the late shift on the corner and me being an initiate, I was told to go get her and rape her. So with my one good eye and my RPG in hand, I approached the woman and took her down and had my way with her. After a session of rough but ratherenjoyable non consential intercourse I turned her around and discovered I had justraped my own mother.....
But fuck if I cared., I was a pirate! I spent the next 10 years pillaging cargo ships Nd generally doing pirate shit. As I grew tiresome of the pirate life I prayed to the Great Satan to grant me passage to a fruitful life in the States. ANd so it was that the next day a cargo ship headed for Cuba passed through the gulf of Aden where I was able to sneak aboard. After getting to Cuba I managed to hop a ride on a makeshift raft where I was appointed Captain due to my superior sea skills K had gained from pirating the seas. We arrived in Florida and I was given a kilo of unprocessed pure Colombian bam bam as a gift for successfully captaining our motley crüe of refugees and outlaws. Upon arriving in Miami I managed to unload the whole kiloqin a matter of days and use that money to buy a one way ticket to the great Pacific Northwest where I now reside. I have since given up the criminal life and spend mydays snorting ketamine and shredding the frozen wave and occasionally stealing a goat yo sacrifice to the Great Satan as thanks for granting me a wonderful life.

*please ignore spelling errors, I have only recently acquired the skillls necessary to operate a small touchscreen device known as a "Kindle"
May 17 2012 12:07AM
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Bodhisattva_
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I wrote that story in the time it took me to take a shit.
May 17 2012 12:28AM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Heres my real story

grew up in the central US, single mom who ran a bed and breakfast, so i got to meet lots of people, met this one guy once who taught me to dance real good. when i was old enough i went off to college to become a football player, i was pretty good, got to meet the president. After college i got drafter to go to 'nam, i didn't like it much but i was a pretty good solider they said, made some good friends too. After that i came home then ran, then jenny, im forrest gump if you havn't realized by now. '
May 17 2012 12:32AM
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Negro_Jesus
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Fuck you i came here specifically to post that
May 17 2012 12:32AM
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RockNRollNghtClb
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parents both killed in a drive by

fell into the trap game
May 17 2012 12:33AM
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Davy.Crockett
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sometimes i take pictures of you when you do that
May 17 2012 1:29AM
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El_Barto.
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That makes it even lamer to rip off then.
May 17 2012 1:46AM
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*TURBONERD*
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The point is that this thread sucks more ass than a five-dollar prostitute who specializes in rimjobs.
May 17 2012 6:49AM
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