Wildest party story?

kush daddy...that was quite possibly the worst story I have ever heard

blacking out on wine seems pretty pussy to me. i black out all the time, but on wine???? as for request for pics of me with girls from my story, laptop is being weird, but i see she has some pics from a soiree we were at. i'm the tall blond, short haired guy, who was unfortunately pale, as it was early in the summer.

You've obviously never drank wine from a bag.

this one time i drank 2 bottles of wine(chugged within 20 minutes) then i dont remember anything and i wake up in a town 30 miles away, my friends are nowhere in site(woke up in a park) had to peace the fuck out of there

Mine was more of a story of a night,

Story would be worthless without pics...

i have drank everything under the sun, i have drained entire boxes of wine, eachabout a litre, and the only trouble i had was pissing non stop. wine is weak, mang. vodka and benedictine liquer is where it's at.

sounds like my first experience with pot brownies, lol.  i ate a shit ton cause i was a stupid little fourteen year old, so i thought the brownies would kick in immediately. next thing in know, everything is swirling and turning like a ferris wheel, i was apparently blabbering about how cool it would be to adopt a zebra, and dye it's white skin red.

LOLOLOLOLOL

1 Liter?

Get that pussy wine bag outta here.

Hahahahha

That shit you posted makes me nostalgia hard. My brother's best friend came camping with us like 2 days before he left for college and brought 2 boxes of that shit. It's not like a crazy story or different than any other camping trip it just reminds me of him..

For all the uvm/champ/ burlington kids a standard time at 24 school st. The amount of fucked up shit that goes down there is absolutely amazing.

You remind me of a squirrel who is fucking jacked on cocaine. Classy rollingbawls picture.

bump, what other crazy stories are out there?

This is a weird, but 100% true.

wut

my exact thought at the time, trust me, its very hard to explain, i wish i had my mind and vision recorded at parts of that night, people who have done ketamine will understand how weird that must of been, laying in a bed, with handcuffs on with my friend having sex with this girl next too me.

Where do you find these situations haha

hitting the k-hole is fun if thats all your doing , i find its pretty hard to function on k tho

follow up on this, possibly going down on friday

Going clubbing in Central London (Leicester Square) on Friday with two grams of mandy between three of us, story will be posted when recovered.

Okay so this all starts out when my friend (also a newschooler) calls me and says that his neighbors are always out of town, and that he has the keys to the house to take care of it. So im like hmmm this could be a sweet party, what could go wrong? so i tell my parents that i'm spending the night at my friends house and i go over there. We start calling people to show up at the party, who will bring the alky, etc. We get a solid 10 people to confirm that they were showin up for a nice little get-together. So my friend and I sneak out of his house. walk the quarter mile to his neighbors and begin gettin shit ready for people. This place is nice as shit. It could be featured in like a home magazine for interior design, everything is with a western cowboy theme on the inside, with handpainted everything. There are 3 bedrooms that we blockade to try to get people to stay out of. A few of our friends from a neigboring town show up and everythings chill, were drinkin some beers not much happenin, just talkin and stuff. Pretty soon some cheerleaders from our school show up with about 5 other girls, and were like alright this is good. We keep getting calls from people who are going to show up. Meanwhile my friend and i are both gettin pretty smashed, were starting to lose our perception on common sense. More people start showing up and pretty soon there are a solid 20 people there, many of who we had no clue were coming, pretty soon kids start smokin weed and smokin cigs right next to the house, and kids are jumping in their 5,000 dollar hottub. Me in my drunken state, am going around having the time of my life, talking to people, and gettin girls to take off their clothes in the hottub. Next thing, another kid shows up with a 24 pack of pbr tallboys and everyone goes crazy, playin loud music, dropping glasses and shattering them on the ground, throwing beer at walls, shit is just goin downhill. then kids broke into the homes liquor cabinet and there are probably 5 kids with nice bottles of alcohol in their hands just runnin around screaming there are probably 35-40 people here now. I have no clue how no-one in the neighborhood heard this. So my friend tells me that hes leavin to go to sleep and leaving me in charge, which was a horrible idea. Im just stumblin around with my shirt off, with no clue as to whats happening. Eventually i really want to go to bed also, so i leave the party and go back to my friends house, trying to clean up some stuff, and tellin everyone else they have to leave also. I go to bed, thinking it was a fun night. The next morning i get up at 7 and drive my friend to XC and then i go home and chill for a bit. Then shit really goes downhill. I get a call from another friend of mine who went in to clean up the mess, and reports that there are people (adults) in the house walking around. I start freaking because if i get caught, i could get kicked off my soccer team unless i turn myself in. Sooooo long story short, the place was absofuckinlutely trashed in every way possible. Beer everywhere, hottub broken, glass on every floor, cig butts on the ground, someone had puked on the floor and covered it up with a designer rug, peoples clothes and phones were still there, condoms in beds, blood in one bed (fuckin gross), and to cap it all off, there was a kid passed out on the couch when the cleaning maid found him, and he ran out telling her to "fuck off, and he would never say who was there". Everyone involved gets screwed over. The cops never get involved because we are able to get enough money together and pay for it all. There are a bunch of meetings for the kids involved with a retired sheriff, and my friend is dead (not literally) but theres really no way to describe how much trouble he was in. there is 5,000 dollars of damage, and we all have to pay 120 (the kids that were responsible) to clean it up.

had thd wildtes party tonight, and the night has jst begun

Was this at the dirty hippie?

At the beginning of this past summer i was at a party with a few friends having a good time just chilling by the fire, most people camped out at this party and got picked up the next morning, for whatever reason this dumb fuck kid who happens to live very close to me decided to start drinking a 40 of vodka in the morning. This kid also did not have a ride home and this party was approximately 20km from his house. So anyways dumb fuck comes up to me after he was completely dickered and asks me to get him some water, I told him i would try my best, luckily i had to take a piss. So i took a cup and pissed in it, gave it to dumb fuck telling him it was beer and it was all i could find. Dumb fuck takes it and he takes 3 or 4 sips before spitting it out and saying "wait....was that piss?"

All the students in our grade at our high school saw this and knew I was behind it, I have now achieved boss status at my school.

yea dude totally

That was an awesome story OP! :)

My wildest was probably last night actually.

Around 200 people+ fitting into a small house for a Halloween party. There was a DJ and strobe lights, like 8 fights started in the house, someone got thrown through a window. Then someone threw his microwave through another window. Everyone was smashing shit.  Blood and smashed glass everywhere by that window, he had to go to the hospital and then the police showed up and everyone got ID'd / breathalyzed. Luckily I had to DD and wasn't drinking, but it was mad crazy

This has been a crazy ass night so far. Il post the whole story when im not on mobile and when i am not as fucked up. Sparknotes: spent the majority of the night running from things (parents, cops, different cops) and thos guy gets stabbed and bleeds fucking everywhere in the foyer of some guys really nice house it looked like something out of a horror film.. Shit was crazy il post bout it later.

I once did beers

One does not simply conquer a wine bag, Karl.

Went to a weird ass party last night and the cops show up around 11:30 i want to say (area is known for having really bad cops in the sense that there isn't much criminal activity in the area so they will get people with stupid charges). So i had a backpack on with a 24 rack and a couple bottles in it so i wasn't tryna walk out the front door and confront them on the way out so we all go out into the backyard looking to find a way to get out and just seeing if he will leave eventually. After 10 minutes a cop comes out on the the balcony over looking the backyard and starts yelling and chasing after some kid so me and my ride and the kids in our car booked it to the neighbors backyard to find a pretty big stream with high barriers in the way.Everyone starts to jump over it, in my state of mind however couldn't really make out how far i had to jump so i ended up landing in the stream. After I got out we start booking it through the neighbors and onto the street and take off.

You sir, need to go repeat HS English 101.

:( i have an a in ap lit. but thanks toots

were you at ruby's also?

i went to project x it was pretty chill

lol rubys was dope. Lost my shoe running away from nothing was kind of ghey though

I dont remember

i was at this party one time in this girls garage, the cops show up and EVERYONE books out the back door, now, if you have been to the girls house in the daytime, or just anytime in the past ever, you knolw there is a pretty big pond out the back door. also there is a low wooden platform thing (i think theres a septic tank in it) and a fence at the end of the yard.

well this party has alot of first timers for the location at it, and the first thing i hear as everyone (about 60 people) book it out the back door is three or four splashes, in the dead of winter, i start laughing so hard i almost fall over, then my friend grabs me and keeps me going, we run another 50 feet when suddenly the kid next to me goes down HARD on that low wooden platform like "OOHHH SHHIITTT COOOPPPSSSSS" and then "BBOOMM" "OH FUCK MY LEGS" this shit had me tripping. then as we continue running, two more motherfucking run into the electric fence around the cow pasture. all like ZZZZZTTTTTTTT "MYYYY SSKIIINNNN"

the whole time we are being pursued by a large number of police with flashlights. one almost grabbed the back of my hoody but just missed, i screamed at him that he was a fatass pig motherfucker and that he would never take me alive.

in the meantime the cops are yelling "DONT RUN!!" and im all like "NIGGA FUCK YOU I KNOW THAT SHITS A TRAP" also im not sure if this is true or not, but one of my friends swears to this day he heard the cops screaming "EVERYBODY STOP! WEVE GOT GUNS!" but i never heard that.

as i keep running i trip and fall - hard over something that made alot of clinking noise, i look back and see that i fell over an entire 18 pack that someone must have ditched in the scramble. so grabbed it and carried it.
then i hid in a barn for two hours, with my friends keith and chal and these two girls until the people who owned the barn came out and asked if we were hiding from the party that got busted, to which they answered yes. then they invited us inside and we all watched "team america world police"

the end.

^perfect ending

i enjoyed that tale

ahahaha this

once me and my friend said we would just go out for one joint, but then we had two and got really stoned

So I've got some time on my hands, story time.

So, night starts out around 7:30 when I head over to my buddies house to group up with some other friends. We start cookin up a few cheesesteaks to munch and my friend Nate breaks out his new Extreme Q home vape. so we're eating and fillin up bags havin a dandy old time until my buddy whose house we were at comes running in saying his parents were home and to throw all the shit outside. Had he not been looking for some shit in the garage he would have not heard their car roll up and we would have definately been fucked, but jah was in our favor. Anyways, we were able to frantically get most of the shit outside before his parents walked in the room. They definately smelled it the minute they walked in and began the questioning. while my buddy was telling them some bullshit story we kept making recon missions around the side of the house to pick up everything we dropped outside. we eventually got most of it back and headed out towards the first party.

Now with one narrow escape already pinned down we thought for sure that nothing could go wrong for the rest of the night. We show up at this party around 11-ish and its already bumpin, I would say upwards of about 120 kids all crammed in to a tiny ass house. Now this girl's parents re getting home at 12:30 but as *bird was saying I am from a pretty bitchy neighborhood so I knew going into this one that it probably wouldnt even last until when her parents were supposed to get back. From there on it was shots after bowls after brews and so on. Sure enough, at about midnight the 5-0 rolls up and everyone starts tripping out. This girl's house was trashed and some kid passed out drunk, high and on shrooms on the street and was taken to the hospital by ambulance. Luckily my friends and I had spotted the squad car before the officer actually came into the party so we dipped out in the knick of time. hopped a fence in the backyard and hauled ass to the car where we moved on to the second party.

We drive for a bit until we finally get there at about 12:45. This kid's house is nice as fuck, we're talking collumns in the entry with chandeliers and covered patio's with heaters. Upon arrival I am handed a few shots and took a little time just to explore this nice ass house. I make my way back downstairs and talk to a few friends who I haven't seen in a while, dominate in some flip cup, the usual shit. It was all chillin until some drunk bitch stumbles in the kitchen yelling "HE'S BLEEDING!". So of course I make my way over to the main entrance where I find some insanely drunk guy stumbling aroung with about a 7-inch long, deep cut on his back and various other cuts all over him. There are literally pools of blood on the tile floor and blood smeared all over the walls. I am not exaggerating when I say it looked like a murder scene, most blood I have seen in one place in my life. Apparently he got in a fight with another guy who threw him onto some broken bottles or something but everyone was just yelling that he got stabbed. So this guy starts comin at me like a fucking zombie so I turn the other way and get ready to hop fence number two because to get to the front door you had to swim through a lake of blood. So someone calls the cops and tells everyone to leave. So again my friends and I jump off the balcony into some bushes where we were able to get to the car. On our way out we see the police headed in, and apparently the guy throwing the party punched one of the officers in the face and is now in jail. Still no word on how the dude who was bleeding everywhere is doing.

Still kinda shaken up in my drunken state my buddy Will and I make our way to wendy's to meet up with two other girls while the rest of our friends headed home. We get some solid snackage goin on and talk for a bit with the ladies when my friend Nate who I mentioned earlier texts me to ask if I am still out. By this time it is about 1:35 so the night is young. I meet him and a few other guys back in my neighborhood down by the lake and we fuck around there for a bit, smashing pumpkins and swimming in fountains.After all the pumpkins had been smashed and the fountain was no longer amusing we headed to the 24hr grocery store to pick up more food. From here on the night kinda dulls out but we basically just went to a different friend, delaney's house and hung around and vaped some more. By the time I was back in my bed it was 5:00 am and I had 3 narrow escapes. pretty fun night

***sparknotes***

almost got caught vaping by friends parents

went to pretty fat party, cops showed, we escaped

went to different party, guy got stabbed or something, bleeding everywhere, cops showed up again

got some food

went and chilled at a friends house

back at 5am and went to bed... it sounds alot more fun if you read the actual story.

Not a story of me but I was told of it after a wedding party. So I have this crazy 18 year old cousin, don't know what's really wrong with him but let's just say he's a tad but special. So at my coiusind wedding his wife put out these little hemp bags with goodies in them, including aspirin, band aids, gum idk anything to help you if u needed it. Also she included bloody marry mix and absolute vodka nip sizes. Well everybody had the same bag and there were 200 of them in the tables after the wedding , it's roughly 8 o'clock and this crazy ass cousin of mine goes into every bodies little bags and drink all the nips of vodka. He apparently was super drink and blacked out. My cousin who got married was pissed cuz he did it at his wedding party and then blacked out at it. Also the fact it was in some barn in Vermont. Don't know the saris of the kid now

That's not really wild at all... I'm 18 and blacked out at least 4 times in high school

I'll keep it quick.

>We found a stuffed gorilla
>We called it the n-word and beat it up
>we tried to hang it
>The tape broke
>My friend proceeded to cut its head off with a butcher knife
>cotton everywhere
>All this was done whilst singing/chanting racist KKK shit

Needless to say, it was one of the funniest things I've ever seen, but we were all pretty ashamed in the morning.

I can only imagine this so well. Lost.

HAHAHAHA so glad I didn't go to this

this would make for a good bedtime story

You and your friends are a bunch of pre-pubescent douche bags. You're lucky you didn't do that on my street. Some kids though that it would be funny to throw beer cans on my green space accross from my house, needless to say I don't think they thought the baseball bat me and my buddy hit them in their teeth with was as funny.