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Guys/Gals I Have Horrible News

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Dr.Newschoolers
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I am bored and have no cases to work on
May 15 2012 7:26PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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no comment
May 15 2012 9:53PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
you're results are not typical
May 15 2012 9:54PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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no i can report you to animal control though.
May 15 2012 9:55PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
I AM SIGNING OFF UNTIL TOMMORROW
May 15 2012 9:57PM
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84891jnf92048
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you clearly give too many shots about what other people wear. tomorrow, I'm going to wear supreme shoes, short, and a hat. maybe a sweatshirt too! who knows? doctor, does this make me crazy?!?!?
May 15 2012 9:58PM
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Pigeon.
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please help me. i just stubbed my toe rally hard, and it hurt so bad that i tripped and fell down a flight of stairs and crashed out a window. i am now falling 5 1/2 stories. any suggestions for after i land?
May 15 2012 10:00PM
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Abu_Hajaar
Posts: 2749 - Karma: 3,907
I've had an erection for more than 4hours HELP!
May 15 2012 10:05PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
smash it with a hammer, i find that helps most of the time
May 15 2012 10:11PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no just hopeless but hey give it a go
May 16 2012 4:29PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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well i don't think you need to worry
May 16 2012 4:30PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
why do you need help
May 16 2012 4:30PM
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Ski_Alot
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i was pushing my balls out of my scrotum and into the skin above it but now one is stuck, what should i do????
May 16 2012 5:23PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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Dr NS, is it heathy for me to intake large amounts of cocaine via my rectal hole?
May 16 2012 5:24PM
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Kakdeg
Posts: 331 - Karma: 375
just chop them off, they are forever lost.
May 16 2012 5:24PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
eat something heavy so when it drops it pushes it down like a bowling ball or something.
May 16 2012 6:04PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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that is not a smart idea at all.
May 16 2012 6:05PM
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AWALLRUS.
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May 16 2012 6:22PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
i cant help you
May 16 2012 6:34PM
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84891jnf92048
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hehe, I made that Naggers edit!
May 16 2012 7:46PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
how did your supreme outfit work today?
May 16 2012 7:49PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
people complemented me on my shoes. and nobody told me i was retarded.
May 16 2012 8:15PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10633 - Karma: 7,458
i seem to hemmorage out of my urethra.
May 16 2012 8:18PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
not sure what you just said but if you could make it english that would be swell
May 16 2012 8:25PM
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roddy116
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there is an excessive amount of blood coming out of my penis
May 16 2012 8:48PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
put a cork in it
May 16 2012 9:35PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
i jerked it too much so now my dick is terribly chafed.... i am still horny, what do i do?
May 16 2012 9:45PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
ass play
May 16 2012 9:46PM
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roddy116
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May 16 2012 10:00PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
shove it in nutella
May 17 2012 5:24PM
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FLBP
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I'm addicted to crack.
May 17 2012 5:27PM
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Bill.Nye
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What's the problem?
May 17 2012 5:31PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
shouldn't that be your 1st option? i don't like to touch my penis, what should i do?
May 20 2012 8:28PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
grow one
May 20 2012 8:39PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
Posts: 1286 - Karma: 403
shit, should've thought about that before i turned 12
May 20 2012 8:41PM
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garrettwiz
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I've been feeling a thud of like a heart beat in my right ear sometimes. anyways it's starting to feel like there's maybe fluid in there but I have no idea. little help dr.ns?
May 20 2012 8:47PM
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Pigeon.
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I had to dump, and It appears i have accidentally shit out of my penis quite painfully and made a horrible mess of dismembered genitalia, blood and human fecal matter. What should I do in this situation?
May 20 2012 9:03PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
leaf blower in the mouth should blow everything in your ears out. good luck.
May 20 2012 9:24PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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May 20 2012 9:25PM
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bangarangmules
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Goddammit, I click on this thread every day and always forget what it actually is.
May 20 2012 9:44PM
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samwise
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I have a terrible cough, today I spat this up: Click for larger image
May 20 2012 9:56PM
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deleted5
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I just had blood work done and I have a raised level of my t cells why?
May 20 2012 9:59PM
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Bill.Nye
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Looks like you were pregnant but coughed it up. Nothing to worry about anymore. Flush it down the toilet
May 20 2012 10:43PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
easy dinner right there
May 21 2012 7:12PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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i dont know
May 21 2012 7:12PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 21 2012 7:13PM
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PopsicleStand
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this thread was dumb why did you bump it?
May 21 2012 7:14PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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because patients need help if you don't you can leave
May 21 2012 7:15PM
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garrettwiz
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ALEIEN FETUS!!!
May 21 2012 7:26PM
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