So today i was in class, and one girl said: "I don't want to get pregnant" So just be curious, i said: "why not?" and she responded: "Well i don't want to feel the baby's boner in my belly!" That was word for word exactly what she said. And a week or two ago, i was going to a concert with a few friends. Our town has a bus that goes to local concerts so we hopped on there. Of course, all the girls were already drunk before they even stepped on the bus. So my friends and i were just sitting around on the bus, and see some water (or so we thought) running down the aisle. We were soon to discover that it wasn't water, some girl had just lowered her pants and proceeded to pee on the bus floor screaming YOLO! The bus then smelt like piss for the rest of the drive, and one girl started crying uncontrollably for no real reason.
Cliffnotes:
-Girl pissed on bus floor.
-Apparently if your pregnant you can feel your baby's boners.
-#YOLO has done nothing good for anyone.
Anyone have funny stories of idiot girls?
