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The funniest thing you've done on a standardized test?

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Poems
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Today I took my EOC (end of course) exam for biology. There was a big ass page that said "do not write on this page" So I wrote "YOLO" on it. /claim?
May 15 2012 10:50AM
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HorsecockTony
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hhahaha i get. (its because the Z diagram looks like a big ol' pile o' pisqetti!
May 16 2012 6:56PM
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Karkoskier
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On the AP Statistics Exam I had to describe a way to randomize an experiment, so I said they should take the names of all the students in a high school on 3x6 index cards place them into a dead human's skull, and stir well. Then draw half of the cards from the skull (re-stirring after each draw) and the names corresponding on the cards will make up the sample.
May 16 2012 9:09PM
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Poems
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I thought we were posting useless shit on eachothers threads? Sorry guy
May 16 2012 10:34PM
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bjobe
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Pooped on it
May 16 2012 10:44PM
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m-tang
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In high school english we were starting a shakespeare unit, so we took a pre test that didn't count towards our grade that was just so the teacher could see how much we already knew.

On a question that said "Name the play where a mans mother marries his uncle and the man goes to get revenge" or something like that, I just put "How I met your mother".

May 16 2012 10:49PM
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Peter.
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classic thinking quaternary structure is spaghetti
May 16 2012 10:54PM
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bo0b
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the prompt was "Name and experience where you showed courage" i believe, so I wrote i was an ancient dragon slayer, and wrote a two page story on it, with product placement.

also not that funny but yesterday we had to put a quote at the end of our essay, and i was drawing a blank, so i put a quote from professor maurice fieldman, who is not real.
May 16 2012 10:59PM
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Z.J.H.
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My friend drew a ninja on his test and wrote "this ninja protects all of my answers from being wrong" next to it. im pretty sure he got close to full credit too.
May 16 2012 11:13PM
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Bill.Nye
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Of course he did, who wants to cross a ninja?
May 16 2012 11:18PM
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Ko-Pain
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wrote an essay for my English class and replaced all the names in the story with Dan Glesack, Amanda Hugnkiss, Husan Mandick, Hugh G. Rection.. etc

Failed the exam.
May 16 2012 11:18PM
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Powderhauser
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May 17 2012 12:04AM
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aj_everly
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took a 5 problem calculus quiz. knew and completed 4/5 answers perfectly. I spent 55 out of our 90 minuet period made my teacher wait to continue the class to draw a pretty good recreation of chads gap. handed it in, got a 90% teacher wrote "come in and see me". win. pics soon
May 17 2012 1:37AM
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rareison
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ha
May 17 2012 1:45AM
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Bill.Nye
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May 17 2012 1:49AM
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nutz.
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on the standardized tests where the prompt was can one group of individuals change the world, ifinished my test real quick and proceeded to read the dude in front of me's essay
May 17 2012 2:04AM
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THURSTY
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we where supose to write a story about a chef and my friend was nervouse and wrote about a chief by accident! now everyone calls him chief and he still doesn't know if he passed or not till september. this was the grade 10 literacy exam in Ontario
May 17 2012 7:07AM
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Nufity
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I did this a few weeks ago and got a 3 day suspension for it. Private schools don't fuck around with this stuff.

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May 17 2012 7:50AM
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.Hugo.
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You sure you didn't get that picture off of zerooutoffive.com?
May 17 2012 7:54AM
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Poems
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We had a periodic table and when I finished each section I drew a really good sequence of T-S
May 17 2012 8:12AM
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Poems
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Fucking mobile. Anyway I made a really good sequence shot of t-halls switch cork sev. My brother was behind me and his Italian teacher was our class monitor or whatever you want to call te people who make sure you don't cheat. She later told my brother I'm a better artist then him
May 17 2012 8:15AM
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Steve-Brown
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shit i thought was the only one too
May 17 2012 9:33AM
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AWALLRUS.
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yeah this, are you retarded or just immune to watermarks?

also I feel like with pictures like that, people get their tests back with a shitty mark so the teacher writes "see me" or something, then afterwards the kid writes suck my dick, fag, and takes a picture of it so he can get 10 likes on facebook.
May 17 2012 10:53AM
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DubV134
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i usually rock a zig-zag = A, B, C, D, E, D, C, B, A, B etc....
May 17 2012 11:02AM
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Poems
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Yeah I agree. Plus the photo is cropped, probably so you can't see the other answers written with pencil. Most math teachers don't allow students to use pen on exams.
May 17 2012 11:20AM
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notadoctor
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not a standardized test but we used to have to write journal entries all the time in english.
I would always lie and write weird shit like that I dress up in womens clothing when no one is around. One of them was just 3 pages describing to my teacher why I had fallen in love with him. He never brought it up with me though, he probably knew I was making it up.
May 17 2012 2:38PM
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ECB
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what happened to the charges?
May 17 2012 3:29PM
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maynaiseman
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...Gonna claim starting this
May 17 2012 3:58PM
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BolderPro
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hahaha I like it! Don't know why people be hat in cause thats quality!
May 17 2012 9:57PM
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t.dough
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I took it last Friday, my friend was sitting in front of me... for the DBQ he wrote pi to the 61st digit and listed all of the presidents in order.
May 17 2012 11:00PM
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