Replying to i need to get out of a speeding ticket

who can help me, im goin in tomorrow to dispute it... but i was speeding, all ive got is that the guy was an asshole. i realize this is the worst place to ask people for advice but hey, i can sift through all the bullshit and there are plenty of delinquent little bastards out there... so whats going to get me off the hook?
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