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Shirt or no shirt (poop talk)

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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
First off, i can't poop with a any type of sweatshirt or jacket on. Just doesn't feel right. Shirt no big deal. Some people i know have to take their shirt off, not sure why. Whatever i do, just have to be comfortable. Pooping should be relaxing.
May 14 2012 9:06PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I shit when I shit.
May 14 2012 9:07PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I have to be naked to shit my best, at least no shirt on

And I can't take a test in school with shoes on

I also can't have sex with a condom on, it itches #winning
May 14 2012 9:07PM
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-wakes-
Posts: 358 - Karma: 201
well said
May 14 2012 9:08PM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
The last line is golden. Some should toss that in their sig!
May 14 2012 9:09PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
I prefer to wear my wet suit where I have removed the butt section, then I put on an air tank, goggles, and flippers and pretend I am swimming in the ocean while pooping for the fish.
May 14 2012 9:09PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
sig'd ;)
May 14 2012 9:11PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
just dont forget to put it back on


May 14 2012 9:11PM
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Fun_dip
Posts: 2623 - Karma: 913
Honestly this is me. Every class I go into I have to take my shoes off. And to get out the bad diarrheas I have to go no shirt. Also, water while taking a nasty shit helps.
May 14 2012 9:14PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
I cant eat and drink anything while shitting. Doesn't seem right.
May 14 2012 9:19PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
HOLLA AT YA BOI
May 14 2012 9:25PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
hahahahahahahaha
May 14 2012 9:28PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
i always have to be wearing my $330 exclusie supreme poop shirt, ottherwise the fudge dragon just won't come out of its den.
May 14 2012 9:28PM
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Bread_Fish
Posts: 760 - Karma: 71
definately
May 14 2012 9:34PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
not to mention music is a must have.
May 15 2012 6:25PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
depends on what kind

i prefer a nice death metal tune while i'm pooing, that way if i push too hard and pop a vein i blame it on slayer
May 15 2012 6:27PM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
same because then the shit would never end, it would just be an endless cycle of shitting.
May 15 2012 6:31PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
got the chicken nugget shits as we speak...
May 15 2012 7:42PM
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EvanWalz
Posts: 273 - Karma: 347
I personally enjoy taking nice sophisticated poops in a white pinstriped tuxedo while reading an encyclopedia. That is just how I do, as the children these days would say.
May 15 2012 7:49PM
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Spoomaster
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
I shit with my pants on.
May 15 2012 7:51PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
did this as a kid because i was scared the poop water would splash up and hit my shirt and me not notice.
May 15 2012 8:15PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
i feel like it just gets in the way.
May 15 2012 8:21PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
lol at slayer being death metal
May 15 2012 8:26PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
I always get on newschoolsers when i shit. If i dont, it just feels like somethin is missing. Currenly typing this while pushing at least a 6 incher out.
May 15 2012 8:26PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
always either NS or downloading music.
May 15 2012 8:28PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
i was in this same position yesterday but stupid mobile didnt let me post.
May 15 2012 8:29PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
First one to catch that :)

May 15 2012 8:49PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
Lolwut?
May 15 2012 9:05PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
I made a thread about this a while ago and for some reason it got deleted. I will never understand. Anyway, no shirt whenever possible.
May 15 2012 9:22PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
pooping right before you shower. then you have an excuse to poop naked.

May 17 2012 9:21PM
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Kenyon
Posts: 232 - Karma: 716
If my stomach is fucked up and I feel sick on the toilet ill just start taking my clothes off. But other then that not really unless im sweaty as balls and cant seem to push it out.
May 17 2012 9:24PM
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TimRiley
Posts: 1873 - Karma: 1,327
I prefer to poop while smokimg my medicinal medicine. It creates a harmonous flow.
May 17 2012 9:34PM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
this is the best time to take a deuce
May 17 2012 10:07PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
my little sub and speakers i set up in my bathroom just shit the bed. bummin hard.
May 19 2012 2:33PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
electronics and bathrooms dont do well together.
May 25 2012 6:01PM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
i lost +k
May 25 2012 6:09PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Depends on how epic it is. The crazier the shit, the more clothing is removed.
May 25 2012 6:17PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Ew poopie germs on my bowl is a no go.
I can't eat/drink/chew gum/smoke while I shit. To close to shit for my taste. I do like to smoke In the bathroom while the shower is on getting all steamy though.

and I can't shit with a jacket or sweatshirt either. Totes gets in my way.
May 25 2012 8:39PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
jon olson has a gold chamber pot.
I can only afford a silver one.

2013 sagas' butt flap will finally open up enough for me to shit without taking off my jacket. Im stoked.
May 25 2012 8:48PM
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heavy_lettuce
Posts: 210 - Karma: 82
Just sat down to take me a nice comforting poop. Turned my computer on to find out it only has 4% battery left and i just found out there is no toilet paper. This fucking sucks. Waiting for mom to get home now.
Jun 22 2012 7:57PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
I can feel a footlong rumbling down there as we speak.
Jun 22 2012 8:04PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
Sooo many sug worthy posts in this thread
Jun 22 2012 8:04PM
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AndyGreen
Posts: 827 - Karma: 61
summer=nude
winter= shirt on
Jun 22 2012 8:45PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
I just like to sit backwards on the toilet so I can use the little table for my magazine and chocolate milk. I mean it requires taking your pants off, but fuck it, YOLO.
Jun 22 2012 10:01PM
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