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Dr.Newschoolers
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I am completely uneducated but hey ask me for help and i'll do my best.
May 14 2012 8:36PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
because you have a little peanut gallery that consists of old men who help you through
May 14 2012 9:35PM
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Steeze_Minister
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 240
medical treatment is now aerials
May 14 2012 9:38PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
you must have fallen on your head trying an aerial
May 14 2012 9:39PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
I am sorry my patients however, i have large amounts of work to do and do not have time to linger. I will be back to help tomorrow afternoon leave me with some work for tomorrow. STAY SAFE MY PATIENTS
May 14 2012 9:41PM
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blackmamba.
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Why does the act of ejactuating semen allover a chicks face make me feel so warm and fuzzy on the inside? Superiority complex?
May 14 2012 9:44PM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
Girls suck...see what I did there;)
May 14 2012 9:47PM
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ForeverYung
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This thread is awsome, I will wait till the doctor is in for my question though
May 14 2012 9:52PM
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Mules
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I have broke both of my ankles hitting chads gap. What do I do
May 14 2012 9:59PM
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Bill.Nye
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Walk it off
May 14 2012 10:00PM
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Lucas
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scream about it
May 14 2012 10:06PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
break your arms so the pain is equal
May 15 2012 3:35PM
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1-800-ASS-LICK
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I need one of dem marie-joana licenses for my "glaucoma". can you hook me up, russell style?
May 15 2012 3:40PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i cant but you should not lick your ass you'll get a rash silly
May 15 2012 3:42PM
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1-800-ASS-LICK
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nah dude, it gets me hella stoned
May 15 2012 3:43PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
Okay im moving on MY OFFICE IS OPEN
May 15 2012 3:45PM
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ForeverYung
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I got chemickals up my butt, what do i do?
I feel like im going to explode in a cloud of poop
May 15 2012 4:14PM
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.Hugo.
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There is a penis growing out of my forehead unicorn style. What do i do?
May 15 2012 4:15PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
duct tape a garden hose up your butt and wash it out. Don't take it out for 2 days. Good Luck.
May 15 2012 4:19PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Gosh this is a new one. If I were you I would let it be. You are bound to get the ladies.
May 15 2012 4:20PM
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Zimmerman
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im turning into a nigger



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May 15 2012 4:25PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
You shall be banned
May 15 2012 4:28PM
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The_Big_Tuna
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I have a strange brown substance that comes out of my ass everyday.
May 15 2012 4:35PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
what do you mean. You can contact me through pm if my services are desired.
May 15 2012 4:38PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
stop eating so much nutella
May 15 2012 4:39PM
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ForeverYung
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It feels quite good, thank you doctor
May 15 2012 7:52PM
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El.Guapo
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i keep shitting out small mexican people. why?
May 16 2012 10:06AM
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mudbone.
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likewise
May 16 2012 10:10AM
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.Hugo.
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I have a seizure whenever I look left. Why is this?
May 16 2012 10:14AM
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Poems
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How come every time I see a girl there's this glorious sensation I'm my trousers that I just cant explain?
May 16 2012 10:19AM
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