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Dr.Newschoolers
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I am completely uneducated but hey ask me for help and i'll do my best.
May 14 2012 8:36PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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i have aids, can you write me an oxy prescription?
May 14 2012 8:37PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
whats an oxy
May 14 2012 8:38PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
I don't have scabbies but I have something very close....what is it?
May 14 2012 8:38PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
you have toilet paper stuck to your bum
May 14 2012 8:39PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Change your username to Dr. Newschoolers or gtfo
May 14 2012 8:39PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Why does it burn when I pee? And why's my tip red?
May 14 2012 8:39PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
fine.
May 14 2012 8:40PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
your lighter is being triggered by your hand and you have a rash
May 14 2012 8:41PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh now change your icon too
May 14 2012 8:42PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
to what
May 14 2012 8:42PM
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El.Guapo
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when i shit why does it come out in like 35 foot long string looking things?
May 14 2012 8:43PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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you ate snakes for dinner last night
May 14 2012 8:43PM
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Spinoza
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Dr Mario with your face
May 14 2012 8:44PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Make an NS logo with a stethoscope around it
May 14 2012 8:45PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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How do i get the pee out of her butt now?
May 14 2012 8:45PM
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Spinoza
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This is better than my idea. Do this
May 14 2012 8:46PM
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Bread_Fish
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I accidentally chopped my balls off
May 14 2012 8:46PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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im dead. can i get a perscription to medical weed now?
May 14 2012 8:49PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
bummer
May 14 2012 8:52PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
make me one
May 14 2012 8:52PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
you dont
May 14 2012 8:53PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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no
May 14 2012 8:53PM
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e_strapp
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I shall do my best but I'm no wizard
May 14 2012 8:54PM
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Anathema
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is it true that i can still get a girl pregnant even if i pull out and hose her down?

May 14 2012 8:55PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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what a shitty doctor
May 14 2012 8:56PM
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Spinoza
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I think these answers are funny lol.
May 14 2012 8:57PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
im sorry but you dont have a proper reason
May 14 2012 8:57PM
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ECB
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LOL do you even know what scabbies is?
May 14 2012 8:58PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
well a fire hose might hurt but a mist spray on the garden hose should work as a preventative method
May 14 2012 8:58PM
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Bill.Nye
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Use this Doctor

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May 14 2012 8:58PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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lol of course im a doctor
May 14 2012 8:59PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
sooooooo good lol
May 14 2012 9:05PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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the new icon is up my patients
May 14 2012 9:05PM
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ECB
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Check yo feedback, son
May 14 2012 9:06PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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i don't wear glasses but i am a DOCTOR
May 14 2012 9:09PM
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ECB
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with a footlong dick*

give yourself some credit, that's not a banana in that skit
May 14 2012 9:10PM
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Bill.Nye
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I think all doctors are secretly newschoolers, I mean look at how tall their tees are

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Jibberish ain't got shit on that.
May 14 2012 9:11PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
you're right that is one of my medical tools
May 14 2012 9:14PM
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El.Guapo
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i have chronic erectionitis. can i get a green card?
May 14 2012 9:19PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no get a hand
May 14 2012 9:19PM
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penguin_steeze
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can you prescribe me da reefer to cure my herpes?
May 14 2012 9:21PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i can't but i can recommend you to an educator to learn grammar
May 14 2012 9:21PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
would you mind shoving your finger in my ass?
May 14 2012 9:22PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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i think i need a prostate exam. can you give me one?
May 14 2012 9:22PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
no i would use an anal probe (its like 3 feet)
May 14 2012 9:22PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
yes put your finger up your butt and it should be there if you hang a left
May 14 2012 9:23PM
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cheener12
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I've fallen and I can't get up. what should I do?
May 14 2012 9:25PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
crawl to the phone and use it... or take a nap its getting late
May 14 2012 9:25PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 508
actually since you are on NS on the ground you must be on mobile so save yourself that way
May 14 2012 9:30PM
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Lucas
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Why do I enjoy pooping with the door open so much
May 14 2012 9:34PM
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