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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
whats your favorite version of call me maybe.
I like "Hey, i just fucked you, and this is crazy, look theres a kitchen, sandwich maybe?"
May 14 2012 3:30PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I just met you, and this is craaazy, but heres a condom, so fuck me safely
May 14 2012 3:32PM
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Ruffles
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 29
So painfully unfunny.
May 14 2012 3:34PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
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May 14 2012 3:36PM
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Chubz.
Posts: 13918 - Karma: 25,663
looooooooooooooooooool
May 14 2012 3:38PM
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Poop_nugget
Posts: 534 - Karma: -15
hahah!
May 14 2012 3:47PM
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ErMahGerd
Posts: 189 - Karma: 19
Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres a hanger, abort my baby
May 14 2012 4:44PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
Huey Mack - hey I just met you. And it might seem craaazy, but I'm almost famous, so fuck me baby
May 14 2012 4:48PM
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Forcillo
Posts: 3801 - Karma: 3,580
Vader to Luke: Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but I'm your father, so join me maybe.
May 14 2012 5:06PM
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Poems
Posts: 1041 - Karma: 3
You're now my childhood hero.
May 14 2012 5:36PM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 10,670
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May 14 2012 5:40PM
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qbehr
Posts: 1044 - Karma: 686
i have been laughing for ever
May 14 2012 7:17PM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
Hey i just met you and this is crazy but oops no condom, have my baby
May 15 2012 1:31AM
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miroz
Posts: 10333 - Karma: 3,945
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May 15 2012 1:59AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,506
hey I just met you and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, hey I just met you
May 15 2012 2:24AM
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hot.pocket
Posts: 4231 - Karma: 10,670
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May 15 2012 2:26AM
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SirCharles
Posts: 129 - Karma: 31
my god this thread is amazing
May 15 2012 2:32AM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
yes.
May 15 2012 4:39AM
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shea.
Posts: 1606 - Karma: 193
how unoriginal.
May 15 2012 4:53AM
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Orrin
Posts: 1757 - Karma: 1,114
Fucking lol'd.
May 15 2012 6:34AM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
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May 19 2012 4:59PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
O lord this is fantastic
May 19 2012 5:04PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
curses, was going to post that
May 19 2012 5:06PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Hey I just boned you, and I a
May 19 2012 5:14PM
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Algebra
Posts: 5215 - Karma: 1,677
Damn mobile...Hey I just boned you, and I am hairy, so here's my crabs, shave me mabye?
May 19 2012 5:15PM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
Great reference to the greatest show ever,' Sienfeld'
May 19 2012 7:55PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
uhhhhh

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Azaria_Chamberlain_disappearance
May 19 2012 7:58PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24
May 19 2012 7:59PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Yeah, but it's funnier when Elaine says it.
May 19 2012 8:01PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
New business card idea?

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May 22 2012 9:52AM
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JWeinstock
Posts: 3439 - Karma: 1,352
this thread is old but i just thought of one. hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have no pants on, blow job maybe?
Jun 6 2012 3:10PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Hey I just met you, I am crazy. I have your number, Ill call you daily.
Jun 6 2012 3:12PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
nothing in this thread will ever top this.
Jun 6 2012 3:13PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10635 - Karma: 7,506
i just laughed to the point of shitting.
Jun 6 2012 3:21PM
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Yeezy
Posts: 1652 - Karma: 206
Jun 6 2012 8:04PM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
^ is that 1337 on the left?
Jun 6 2012 8:06PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, get in my fucking or you die
Jun 6 2012 8:11PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
its 100 times funnier because your a girl.
Jun 6 2012 8:13PM
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wellthisisold
Posts: 840 - Karma: 974
I lost so hard. +K
Jun 6 2012 8:14PM
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Black.Bird
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 684
I like
Jun 6 2012 8:15PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lost
Jun 6 2012 8:22PM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
hahahaha brilliant
Jun 6 2012 8:26PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
these are painfully stupid
Jun 6 2012 8:59PM
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NPF
Posts: 5152 - Karma: 12,119
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Jun 7 2012 5:53AM
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wellthisisold
Posts: 840 - Karma: 974
Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, but delete my number, if you have a baby.
Jun 22 2012 4:20PM
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ABinThe603
Posts: 529 - Karma: 126
Huey Mack is the tits.
Jun 22 2012 4:38PM
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TheDers
Posts: 788 - Karma: 164
hey i just met you and this is crazy, but i dont have a condom so anal maybe.
Jun 22 2012 4:41PM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
Somewhat related (by KSIOlajidebt if someone recognizes it):








Jun 22 2012 4:56PM
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pastysmasher
Posts: 780 - Karma: 664
Hey, I just fucked you and it was crazy, delete my number and keep the baby.
Jun 22 2012 5:15PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 237
OMG, its like marsland just better.
Jun 22 2012 5:20PM
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Turnup_swiperigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 108


Mute and fap
Jun 22 2012 5:59PM
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