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Takin a shit then water splashes into your ass

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Poop_nugget
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no need to explain..
May 14 2012 3:25PM
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Puzzled
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no need to make a thread
May 14 2012 3:26PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Watch out for de chemikals
May 14 2012 3:26PM
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Anathema
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go scoop your eyeballs out with a spoon
May 14 2012 3:26PM
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Jib-Ninja
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If you dont stop talking im gonna splash water into your ass....
May 14 2012 3:26PM
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Bill.Nye
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That's why I poop into my hand and gently place it into the water.

Getting toilet water on your butt is gross man.
May 14 2012 3:27PM
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Poop_nugget
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explain the sensation..
May 14 2012 3:27PM
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Lansfield
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what you did there. i see it.
May 14 2012 3:27PM
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theabortionator
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Make a catchers mitt noob
May 14 2012 3:28PM
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OssargYormada
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Thank god, I thought I was the only one!
May 14 2012 3:28PM
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I.Am.Lorde.
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wow, this thread...
May 14 2012 3:35PM
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Uah
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Put toilet paper on the surface of the water before you squeeze one out.

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May 14 2012 3:36PM
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TechnoPotamus
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poopy pls
May 14 2012 3:50PM
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snowisholywater
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you got splashback my friend
May 14 2012 3:53PM
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jewFro
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Wait, you guys don't wear diapers anymore?
May 14 2012 4:12PM
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Brock.
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Chemickals
May 14 2012 4:14PM
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Mike-O
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This is where it all began... *sigh*

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May 14 2012 4:17PM
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James7
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thats what i do, why would you want toile water on your butt?

May 14 2012 4:19PM
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.BaconatoR
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hence why you shouldn't take a piss first..
May 14 2012 4:29PM
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Mike-O
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There's no water in your toilet bowl before you piss?
May 14 2012 4:32PM
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Bill.Nye
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You don't shit in a urinal? LOL Finland.
May 14 2012 4:33PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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its so you dont get dirty pee water on your bum.
May 14 2012 4:34PM
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tdollo
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May 14 2012 4:49PM
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soulskier
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you have to drop a few sheets on top of the water
May 14 2012 4:59PM
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Mike-O
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Anyone here ever used a bidet or a swishing cup? Gets you cleaner easier, faster and also eco-frendlier than any amount of paper.
May 14 2012 5:10PM
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bermbuster49
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people in Africa dont have water, food, contraceptives, OR TOILET PAPER for that matter, and you have the audacity to fucking line your shitters water with toilet paper so your ass doesn't get wet? Africans would dance if they could feel the cold splash of toilet water on their ass after they drop a duece




May 14 2012 5:38PM
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TheClap.
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lost it +k
May 14 2012 5:39PM
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bangarangmules
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I saw that video a while back, and now I use it on any public toilet.
May 14 2012 5:42PM
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Uah
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yeah they also don't have toilets. If they're so hungry they should just eat their children before they turn against them.. fuckin kony.. you silly goose
May 14 2012 7:12PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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this thread is legendary
May 14 2012 7:21PM
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theabortionator
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AKA a catchers mitt
May 14 2012 7:26PM
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mizzike
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May 14 2012 7:34PM
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ElMexicano
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Yeah you need a mitt, so it can catch you incase your body decides to make a grand slam
May 14 2012 8:33PM
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Spinoza
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I you have a nice soft serve style poo this won't happen. Eat more fruit bro
May 14 2012 8:38PM
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Bread_Fish
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Come on man, dont tell me youve never laid a log down and got that shit up ur ass
May 14 2012 8:40PM
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geteducated
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if my friends african room mate is any indicator, as soon as they get to the western world they will line toilet paper on the water an inch thick.

you should see how much water that kid uses. not to mention that he keeps the apartment 'africa' hot even during the warm months.
May 14 2012 8:43PM
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DaveM
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Hey if you got clingons and you get some water up there it'll just loosen things up, problem solved.
May 14 2012 8:57PM
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Poop_nugget
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splendid
May 14 2012 9:57PM
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Peter.
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so scientific
May 14 2012 10:07PM
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MollyNicole
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Win
May 14 2012 11:36PM
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fujarome
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this is one of those topics that is astounding because somehow, it's actually a vague repost but is just as hilarious as the original.


i can't find it but the first one was about lowering the water level in your toilet so your balls won't dip into it or something
May 15 2012 1:06AM
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Kreech
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There are already so many sig worthy posts in this thread.
May 15 2012 1:26AM
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Poop_nugget
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thank you for all of this useful information!
May 15 2012 10:53AM
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Bumblesteeze
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It looks like you have a severe obsession with toilet humour. I mean, take a look at your sig..
May 15 2012 10:58AM
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Poems
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Yes! I watched that same video as well ahahahah
May 15 2012 11:00AM
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meowmo
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.
May 15 2012 11:26AM
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gotti
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hahahaha yum
May 15 2012 11:45AM
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Poop_nugget
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.
May 15 2012 1:04PM
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I_Am_Mod
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how does that even work? i've seen them and i somewhat know how it works, just never used it, do you like scrape the shit out of your crack with your hand or what ?


May 15 2012 2:01PM
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Mike-O
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I tried to find a pciture of one, but seeing I only know the Finnish slang word for the cup, and tried looking from Google Picture search with "ass cleaning cup" etc. I was not very pleased with the picture results and want to go cry in the corner.

But yes, basically you have a cup that you place around your asshole and then swirl it around so everything comes loose, then you carefully open it so the crap and water spills down the toilet and if you're good at it, that's all it takes, clean ass! No need to touch any feces, but if you want you can finish it with a few splashes to be on the safe side, the times I've tried it I didn't have to, but I did check with a sheet of paper to see that it was all clean - still, one sheet of paper vs. a literal shitload of paper wins in my book.

I'll try to get a picture of my friend's swish cup if possible.

May 15 2012 2:09PM
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Poop_nugget
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great
May 15 2012 6:49PM
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