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Cotter
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so today as i was doing chores at my cottage i was carrying a 25lb pound cement block down near the water, i slipped fell and this thing landed on my thigh giving me lots of pain. I took a little break went back out to work to walk it off, its been about 5 hours since the fall, it still hurts alot, but the weird part is there's no mark or bruise. what's wrong with me?
May 13 2012 4:34PM
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.Jacob
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chop it off.
May 13 2012 4:37PM
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e_strapp
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Aids for sure
May 13 2012 4:38PM
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207
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gay aids most likely.

don't sweat it, wait a day if the pains still bad go to the doc
May 13 2012 4:38PM
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2_fadez
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its called a bruise. Nothing is wrong. Sometimes the mark doesn't show up.
Stop being a pussy.

If it still hurts three weeks from now, thats when you call for dr. ns
May 13 2012 4:39PM
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Rafiki
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you can't just chop it off. here are the steps:

1. drop cement on leg
2. amputate
3. replace with bionic unbreakable leg
4. repeat with other human leg
5. hit chad's gap
6. ankles don't break
7. profit?????
May 13 2012 4:40PM
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Cotter
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made me lol +k
May 13 2012 4:42PM
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YoungDaysMedia
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i lost
May 13 2012 5:01PM
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malonius_funk
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i think you may have torn your RPL
May 13 2012 5:03PM
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no_steeze
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drop it on the other leg so you don't walk in circles
May 13 2012 5:03PM
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ryano
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You'll prolly get a hematoma...google it. If it does turn black and blue, keep your leg raised, otherwise the blue will "fall" down your leg making the whole thing bruised..looking real gross.
May 13 2012 5:03PM
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walshie
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I think you dropped your vagisiline...
May 13 2012 5:05PM
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Lucas
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You need to fap
May 13 2012 5:05PM
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accualyisdolan
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i lost badly
May 13 2012 5:11PM
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Cotter
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tried that
May 13 2012 6:40PM
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NotGhood
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yep, full blown

+vibes

May 14 2012 7:23PM
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Miomo
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You have Assburger syndrome.
May 14 2012 7:26PM
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theabortionator
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Post a picture of your dick so we can tell if you're alright or not.
May 14 2012 7:27PM
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Poems
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this
May 14 2012 7:58PM
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bermbuster49
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probably broke your femur dood go get that checked out
May 14 2012 7:59PM
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bweld123
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hehe
May 14 2012 8:01PM
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ChuckTesta
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lolwut?

May 14 2012 8:01PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,550
Agreed. Sorry but its the only way. And give us your Facebook so we can check your family history
May 14 2012 8:04PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
Oh on the contrary my friend, this reminded me of a video.
I don't remember if I saw this on NS or not but here we go:


May 14 2012 8:09PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
yes. also give us your credit information, i know a good mail order doctor service.
May 14 2012 8:10PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
Posts: 691 - Karma: 230
hmmmmm... my prescription is 10 mL of wasabi paste injectedd straight inttothe ti of your dick using the rustiest nail you can find.
May 14 2012 8:14PM
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TheClap.
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lost it
May 14 2012 8:29PM
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Bread_Fish
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You are most likely going to die within the next 20 minutes
May 14 2012 8:31PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
Awww shit man this happend to my friend...
1- you have aids.
2- your dick will fall off, if my math is correct right about now
3- you will die...


May 14 2012 8:50PM
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theabortionator
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Also, some people would consider me a doctor.
May 14 2012 11:34PM
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remove
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25 lbs would have to be very well placed to do any severe damage. don't be a bitch
May 14 2012 11:37PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Wait a second.. You're telling me there is actually a disease called fucking assburgers?
May 14 2012 11:43PM
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james6345789
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no, it's spelled differently but it's pronounced ass burgers. I think it's a kind of autism.
May 14 2012 11:51PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Check your meter, you haven't seen the aspergers South Park episode have you?
May 15 2012 12:16AM
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