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Sold some dumb ass kid oregano for $35

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theabortionator
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He kept badgering me to sell him weed, I told him to get lost, finally I told him I'd sell him some. I went home and poured to and a half containers of oregano into a bag. rolled it up and sold it to him. Gonna have to buy some more oregano cause that was all I had. Funny shit. What a noob. I actually had nugs I could have sold him but he's a really annoying kid. Just figured I'd make him melt.


What should I do if he tries to get his money back?

K+ for funny ideas

May 12 2012 10:02PM
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Big5hifty
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Call the cops.
May 12 2012 10:03PM
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Darth.Maul
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Haha well played! Soooo you're 18 and getting married? Creepy shit man... Unless you got her prego first?
May 12 2012 10:04PM
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theabortionator
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lol, why would I do that?
May 12 2012 10:04PM
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joshua
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AHAHAHA how funny is it that both the dealer AND the kid that got screw BOTH have NS and BOTH made threads about the experience!!! What a small world we live in.

But call the cops.
May 12 2012 10:05PM
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danderson.
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Somewhat related: Knew a guy who rolled up geese shit into a J (It doesn't smell by the way) and sold it to some kid.
May 12 2012 10:06PM
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Willgum
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You're 18 right? Dont worry, theres no way he can beat you up
May 12 2012 10:06PM
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Big5hifty
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That way you can get your story in before he tries to get his money back with te help of te authorities. Haha
May 12 2012 10:06PM
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-Mugatu
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omg ur such a meanie!!!
May 12 2012 10:07PM
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accualyisdolan
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congradulations?
May 12 2012 10:08PM
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iFlip
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This. Also, just ignore him. That will make him the most angry. If you see him ever, just laugh really loudly in his direction. Never respond to what he says, just laugh.
May 12 2012 10:08PM
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theabortionator
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Lol, if he's really dumb enough to go to the cops and tell them I sold him oregano and took his weed money they'll prolly just laugh at him.
May 12 2012 10:08PM
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e_strapp
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Lolol
May 12 2012 10:10PM
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joshua
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But that is just bad business and false advertising! I have no idea why anyone would want to buy weeds, I mean, i prefer to have grass on my lawn and try to pull the weeds out, but if you agreed to sell him weeds you can't just give him oregano instead.
May 12 2012 10:10PM
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theabortionator
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I'm not going to sell some dumb kid weed. Then when his parents find him smoking a joint/lighting towels on fire in the bathroom he'll tell them where he got it and I'll get in trouble. Not going to deal with that shit.

Tried to get him to under stand that, but he wouldn't take no for an answer. Then he got served.
May 12 2012 10:15PM
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2L208
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the OP is so bored he used his alias profile to post the "guy ripped me off" thread

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May 12 2012 10:17PM
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theabortionator
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I'm not saying you're dumb... Oh wait yes I am.
May 12 2012 10:19PM
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Big5hifty
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We have a winner. ^
May 12 2012 10:20PM
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2L208
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you're not even man enough to post in your other thread
May 12 2012 10:21PM
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Alex_G
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wow dude you are a true dickhead. karma is going to fuck you hard up the ass.


May 12 2012 10:22PM
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Spinoza
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hahaha, I would love it if 208 was right. But I doubt it; the other thread doesnt mention oregano. I wish I had seen the original
May 12 2012 10:26PM
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theabortionator
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If you really cared that much you could check and find out that I have nothing to do with any other threads. This and the live music thread are the only threads I created today.

HERP go get yurself banned again DERP
May 12 2012 10:27PM
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2L208
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i didn't check to see if you posted but i do read the threads on NS we all do, and when i see your useless posts they tend to stick out.
May 12 2012 10:30PM
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accualyisdolan
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gotta agree. fucking people just ends up coming around eventually, then u realize you just fucking urself
May 12 2012 10:31PM
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2L208
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oh you know i got banned huh, you were probably the big man who told the mod that you scroll bombed my feedback and i did it better back to you huh?
May 12 2012 10:31PM
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Bill.Nye
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Is this him?

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May 12 2012 10:32PM
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Spinoza
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There is no such thing as karma. Se
May 12 2012 10:32PM
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El_Barto.
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I wonder if he knows the kids who you mugged by a lake
May 12 2012 10:35PM
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accualyisdolan
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round 1 FIGHT!
May 12 2012 10:36PM
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theabortionator
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Coming from the guy who spends time searching for 2 year old threads of mine to bump so he can try to hate, lol.


Children these days. Make's me sad about the future.
May 12 2012 10:37PM
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Chunter
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you posted this one two early! the previous success worked because it was like a day late, I applaud your efforts though.
May 12 2012 10:39PM
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2L208
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nice come back, i'm so hurt now.
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May 12 2012 10:40PM
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theabortionator
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Wasn't really trying to convince people. The fact that people actually believed the other thread made me chuckle though.
May 12 2012 10:40PM
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2L208
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CALLED IT!
May 12 2012 10:42PM
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freestyler_251
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nope, it was grass in a bag. so fuck you
May 12 2012 10:43PM
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2L208
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hello theabortonator alias
May 12 2012 10:43PM
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Bill.Nye
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May 12 2012 10:43PM
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theabortionator
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I bet you are. You just love to cry. I prolly have a few hate pm's or shit left on my feedback by now.


Maybe in 5 or 6 years you won't be such a whining bitch. Lets all just hope, shall we?
May 12 2012 10:46PM
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freestyler_251
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no, not really. this is not the abortionator. it actually happened to me
May 12 2012 10:46PM
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2L208
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no but since you got me banned, i plan of fucking with you till i get bored
May 12 2012 10:47PM
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Strobe
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This is the millionth time abortionator has made a thread JUST like this. Kid makes stupid thread with a victim and a bully, abortionator makes a thread pretending to be the bully. I'd honestly try to go and find the threads, but people will understand it

but in conclusion, its stupid as fuck and not funny anymore
May 12 2012 10:47PM
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theabortionator
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Yeah I sure did. Just checked my feedback. How surprising. No pms surprisingly.


Did you ever stop crying to ar6, or is that still ongoing as well?
May 12 2012 10:48PM
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2L208
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actually i think we're friends now.
May 12 2012 10:49PM
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theabortionator
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God you're fucking stupid in so many ways.

The thing that sucks about dealing with children, no matter how obvious you can never actually convince them they're retarded.
May 12 2012 10:49PM
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2L208
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does it bug you that i bug you
May 12 2012 10:50PM
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theabortionator
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I didn't "get you banned".


And you aren't suddenly going to start "fucking with me". You've simply been crying in bitching through every outlet on this site and you're prolly just going to continue.

So go ahead, 0/10 my karma, call me a mean name, post on my feedback, bump a few old threads of mine. I really don't care. It's not worth trying to tell you anything.
May 12 2012 10:52PM
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El_Barto.
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Borty is trolling you into think that youre trolling him.
May 12 2012 10:53PM
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El_Barto.
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*thinking
May 12 2012 10:54PM
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Bill.Nye
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Yo dawg, we heard you like trolls, so we put a troll in your troll so you can lol while you lol
May 12 2012 10:54PM
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2L208
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i was just going to say that you can get all your friends to bring my user rating down but in reality i really dgaf about karma points
May 12 2012 10:54PM
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theabortionator
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Because I would like to take the effort to ask my friends to take the time to click on your profile to rate your karma down. I almost 10/10'd you out of pitty.
May 12 2012 10:56PM
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