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Mushrooms

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.shep
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Taking my Magical Mushrooms final in an hour. Kinda forgot to study, should i consume some 'shrooms before???
May 11 2012 12:48PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
I suggest KCN instead. That shit will get you mad high, dog.
May 11 2012 12:48PM
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Bateman
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i think your life suck, and its about to suck more.
May 11 2012 12:49PM
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geteducated
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sure, maybe you could hallucinate a higher test score.
May 11 2012 12:51PM
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theabortionator
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I heard they get you way more fucked up if you boof em
May 11 2012 12:51PM
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.shep
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yeah dude, one time my friend was trying to boof some meth but he grabbed 'shrooms by accident. he would randomly shit himself for the next 3 days, not to mention he was tripping the whole time too.
May 11 2012 12:54PM
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theabortionator
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I boofed a gram of bathsalts before the night set at camp bisco last year. Best night of my life.
May 11 2012 12:58PM
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Bateman
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yeah bro thats sick. Can i have an autograph from your cousin, Eminem too?
May 11 2012 12:58PM
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.shep
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idk about eminem but my cousin's autograph signing days are over, he injected bath salts into his arms with a needle he borrowed from a hobo and got a massive infection, both arms were amputated
May 11 2012 1:04PM
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.AR6rider.
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Go find that needle and inject it into your neck.
May 11 2012 1:05PM
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theabortionator
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You best inject yo neck, you best inject yo neck
May 11 2012 1:06PM
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.shep
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
how about you go ingest some amanita virosa
May 11 2012 1:08PM
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GrabsForFun
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haha
May 11 2012 2:39PM
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.AR6rider.
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I like how you googled "poisonous mushrooms" in order to keep the thread on track while trying to come up with a decent rebuttal. I applaud your efforts. You're still an idiot.
May 11 2012 2:41PM
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Lolocaust.
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May 11 2012 2:50PM
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.shep
Posts: 45 - Karma: 10
nope, just in college bro! guess they don't teach you kids such things in middle school
May 11 2012 3:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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Glad to see that you're wasting your money on botany classes, instead of actually learning something important.
May 11 2012 3:48PM
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.shep
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plant pathology and it's more lucrative than those solo masturbation cam shows your mother does FYI
May 11 2012 3:53PM
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.AR6rider.
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Meh, we get by. Those shows bring in a lot of cash. You really should try a real major though.
May 11 2012 3:55PM
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Spinoza
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Hahaa. At least he's putting up a good fight, unlike many kids up against mr AR6
May 11 2012 5:34PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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why did the mushroom get invited to the party?




























































































































































cause he was such a fungi!
May 11 2012 5:41PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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because there wasnt mushroom!
May 11 2012 5:42PM
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AWALLRUS.
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"I figure if I study high, and take the test high, I'll get high scores!"
May 11 2012 6:03PM
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.shep
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I approve of the jokes from this squirrel fellow although I could do without the 5 seconds it took me to scroll down for the punch line.
May 12 2012 9:08PM
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Spinoza
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Just had some big portobello mushrooms with the beef tenderloin at dinner. [insert Homer Simpson drool sound]
May 12 2012 9:33PM
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Bateman
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Classy.
May 13 2012 2:22PM
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2_fadez
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sounds like you never took the shrooms because you were too busy bragging about it on newschoolers
May 13 2012 2:28PM
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Puns
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What comes at the end of a story of mushrooms?

The morel.

May 13 2012 2:49PM
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icantskiiFILM
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ayyyy camp jokes come up everywhere
May 13 2012 2:57PM
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