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spyder1
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I read in the paper today, that a Romanian person was getting tired of his chicken making its chicken noise so he went out to kill it so it would stop making that noise, when he went to cut off the chickens neck, i am not sure how but he cut off his penis, and to make this story even worse his dog who was beside him ATE! the mans penis so now he cannot get it put back on. This man was in his underwear when this happened and i am not sure at all how it could have if he was wearing underwear.




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Oct 6 2004 4:12PM
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CTD
Posts: 6301 - Karma: 350
hahhahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Oct 6 2004 4:26PM
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manus
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yup, its true, but at 67, I'm not sure how much he was gonna need to use it anymore.

I still just have no idea how you can mistake your dick and a chicken neck, let alone not realize what you are doing.

it here (sorry I don't know how to link it):
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&ncid=583&e=14&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc


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Oct 6 2004 4:31PM
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Joe.
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hahah so great what a loser




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Oct 6 2004 4:32PM
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thas bad




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Oct 6 2004 4:32PM
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SkiUnit03
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wow that would suck so badly




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Oct 6 2004 4:33PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
let's just say i'm not gonna try to cut any chicken's throats...
Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

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Oct 6 2004 5:21PM
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flippintricker
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theres no mistaking a chicken for my dick, its got feathers and only bout half the size,



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Oct 6 2004 5:23PM
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saucerboy84
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i paid the god damn paper not to report this!
Oct 6 2004 6:00PM
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brogilvie
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I heard a story on the radio about another Romanian surgeon who cut this guys penis into peices when he got so angry that he fucked up something major on the guy. So last time i heard about this, the guy was in bad condition (guy who got his wang ruined) and the surgeon was getting fined heavily.

do the chickens have large talons?
Oct 6 2004 6:06PM
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poor@$$skibum
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he musta been stoned out of his mind.


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Oct 6 2004 6:18PM
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funkdoc
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suicide
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Oct 6 2004 6:20PM
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the_unknown
Posts: 553 - Karma: 24
i guess that gives new meaning to choking the chicken?
Oct 6 2004 7:51PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
no, that's definately not choking the chicken........ it's more like CUTTING THE FUCKING CHICKEN OFF!!!!!
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Oct 6 2004 8:03PM
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proZach
Posts: 7163 - Karma: 919
fuckin idiot. how can you manage that.





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Oct 6 2004 8:04PM
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asac
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i've been telling people this for years, watch the follow through with the knife. it can lead to danger.





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Oct 6 2004 8:05PM
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witty
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bummer homes
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Oct 6 2004 8:06PM
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404404
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thats what id call a bad day
Oct 6 2004 8:23PM
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skiierman
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So how is the chicken?



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Oct 6 2004 8:33PM
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PowderCanuck
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haha i bet it's still alive


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Oct 6 2004 8:52PM
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jarossamdb7
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there was a chicken that survived for 2 years withought its head. all it has was a brain stem and a ear attached to it. they even have a webiste devoted to it


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Oct 6 2004 10:43PM
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SKlAN
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Haha did he ever kill the chicken
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Oct 6 2004 11:38PM
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freerider_klo
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ouch thats rough



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Oct 6 2004 11:41PM
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Astomp
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that sucks. i would just kill mself.


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Oct 7 2004 12:10AM
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davidh
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so what happens if he looks at porn? does he bleed to death? I mean seriously, that's a lot of blood under pressure.
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Oct 7 2004 6:05AM
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Astomp
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it swells up like a gigantic balloon i bet.


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Oct 7 2004 11:28AM
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d-loc
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umm its a made up fucking story, god you people are gullible, believing anything the news tells you.

geesh get with the program



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Oct 7 2004 11:52AM
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rhcp
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the question is did the knife ever touch the chicken?
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Oct 7 2004 1:28PM
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