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Do you know what Line's best selling ski is?
Do you know what K2's best selling ski is?
What NSer's want and what NSer's parents will buy them are two different things.
Here is how, as a ski salesman, things generally work.
A kid comes in, he knows more or less exactly what he wants, since he read that shit on newschoolers, and saw an edit featuring someone, who is otherwise a failure at life, using skis with that top sheet. Anyway, he comes in and buys what ever ski is hot shit in his or her mind, and possibly a pair of boots, probably fulltilts or spks or dalbellos, because he saw an edit featuring someone, who is otherwise a failure at life, using them. Anyway, it takes about 20-30 minutes for this to happen since he does not need to try on any other boots, or discuss the skis in the slightest way. He leaves spending $400 on skis, and another $400 on boots. $800 total sale.
A guy in his 50's walks in to buy a new pair of skis, he makes well upwards of $250,000 a year, his kids have grown up and are self sufficient. In his hands is clutched a well folded copy of the fall's Ski Magazine Gear Guide, with post-it notes highlighting the skis that will do to your skiing the equivalent of a blow job from a porn star. The guy more or less knows exactly what he wants, but just wants a sales rep to assure him that he is right on the money, and knows everything there is to know about ski equipment. I tell him he is right on the money, and knows everything there is to know about ski equipment. I show him how awesome dukes are, he he decides he can't live without those either. He gets them and a pair of $200 goggles with swappable lenses which he will spend more time swapping the lenses to fit the variable light then actually using. Total time, 15 minutes, final sale, $1500 (almost 2x the kid from ns spent, in half the time!!!!!one111111!!!!!!).
A 30 year old guy who makes $150,000 a year, and is engaged to a late 20s something bombshell of sex and destruction who makes another $80,000 a year, walks in to get some new skis for him and the poster girl for intelligent design. We start with skis for her (ladies first!), however the conversation is about 10% her, 20% me, and 70% him. They end up deciding on a pair of skis that are around $600, with another $300 for bindings. I then flag down one of the softgoods ladies, and the two of them run off to talk about cloths. The 30 year old and I then spending another 30 minutes discussing skis for him, and he ends up deciding on a pair that I recommend because they don't suck, and a pair of kick ass bindings. $1100 for the set. Miss sex and destruction comes back, and the two of them sit down to try some boots on, this takes another 30 minutes for the two of them. I make sure she practices buckling the boots, because this makes her lean forward, and I get a breathtaking view of her glorious tits (If you are a chick, and your boot fitter does not have you do this, it is either because you are fat, ugly, or he is gay) In the end they settle on boots that cost $700 for him, and $500 for her, and both have appointments to come back and see me mid week for custom footbeds, and any work if necessary. Total time 1:00 to 1:30, total spent $4000 (fashionable ski cloths are not cheap), and the two of them will end up spending an additional $1500-$2000 over the course of the season. So that is 3x the time spent on the NS twerp, with 5x the amount spent, and I got a great view of a pair of tits in the deal.
Moral of the story, newschoolers.com members are far from the priority of the ski industry, and if you want great service, grow great tits!