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Goat life.

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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
This thread is the unveiling of my clan. Goat squad. Goat life for lyfe motha fucka.
We're criminals who like to have a good time and go on the internet.
We run these streets.
We da best.
We kings.
Leaders of the Goat squad are myself and fellow NSer jerrylawyer.

Join before it's too late; accepting applications starting now.

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May 8 2012 11:06PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
hahahah id buy
May 10 2012 11:35PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
If i can get it gaurunteed that I can get 24 sold (thats the min.) I'll order
May 10 2012 11:37PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
YOU FUCKERS DON'T WANT IT


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May 10 2012 11:38PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Yo I've secured peace with the lmurs. Chill, us goats are about peace and love.
May 10 2012 11:39PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
but bashing skulls if needed.
May 10 2012 11:41PM
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Casual.
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 28
2xl i'd wear errday
May 10 2012 11:41PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
As always.
May 10 2012 11:44PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Very good. I wasn't aware of this and I secretly love goats but had to represent.
May 10 2012 11:46PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Very honorable
May 10 2012 11:48PM
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SteveStepp
Posts: 9529 - Karma: 20,647
Not a goat, but closely related.
Need invite

http://youtu.be/TugslL45aXk
May 11 2012 12:42AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
what a beautiful creature
May 11 2012 12:44AM
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
He brings up good points and his logic goes without flaw

but the spitting thing looses some class points, so I give him a 8.6/10
May 11 2012 12:44AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
I once owned a goat his name was pepper he was a good goat I fed him Bugles then my dog she was a bad dog she killed Pepper I didn't feed her shit because she got put down and now I have two more little tiny goats who's names are salt and pepper they don't eat Bugles I don't like punctuation accept me please
May 11 2012 1:58AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
J_Christoph is 7th member
May 12 2012 12:04PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
can i haz 8th position? Click for larger image
May 12 2012 2:28PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
what number am I?
May 12 2012 5:18PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
Hell yeah Vancouver Island
May 12 2012 5:25PM
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mathmansam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 40
My dog is named otis but I would be willing to change his name to Goatis.  Thanks.
May 12 2012 6:42PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
goats are the shit! i want in!
May 12 2012 6:47PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
how was half of this page written in italics?
May 12 2012 7:01PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i think i can fix it, but then again it is quite cool...
almost as cool as a goat ...
May 12 2012 7:04PM
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REDFRO420
Posts: 516 - Karma: 60
GTFO my rainbow sheep
May 12 2012 7:14PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
is it a sheep or just a hairy goat ?
May 12 2012 7:48PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Mod is in. Only pros or my friends can be extra members.
May 12 2012 7:56PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Serious question who wants a tall tee? Also steve stepp is official.
May 18 2012 5:35PM
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eldridge
Posts: 2272 - Karma: 47
i taught that goat how to sing
May 18 2012 5:41PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
I want in! Goats are dope. Would purchase a tee if i get in, otherwise no reason to because i would be repping something I'm not a part of
May 19 2012 12:12AM
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CocaineDonuts
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
YO GOAT LYFE FOR LYFE BOYZZ
May 23 2012 7:34PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
GoatyMcGoat, is a wolf.
May 23 2012 9:13PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
GOATYMCGOAT YOU IN THE WRONGGGGGGG NEIGHBORHOOD.....
May 23 2012 9:15PM
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SShield
Posts: 252 - Karma: 65
I rode a goat at farm camp mothafucka /claim.
May 23 2012 9:17PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,752
BAAHHH BBAAAHHH
May 23 2012 9:19PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
When I was on a field trip to the zoo and had my first encounter with a goat. I was mesmerized. His swollen testicles and broken horns lured me in. I began to walk in a zombie-like trance toward the fence, I had strayed from my group and was now hopelessly lost outside the realm of space and time. I was now within two feet of the fence. The goat seemed to be calling my name, as if he was the only creature to ever understand me. IT WAS A TRAP! By now i was in his biting range. He locked onto my left forearm with the strength of one thousand red squirrels. The attack awakened me from my trance. My heart began to race and a cold sweat came over me... I dropped to the ground and slipped out of consciousnesses. While in this enlightened slumber I realized my true calling, to become a good citizen who calls the police anonymously and give tips about kids selling weed in my school. At the age of thirteen I was awarded a Jr. Sheriff Badge from the local PD. This is all thanks to that goat with the big nutz at the zoo, I will never forget him.
May 23 2012 9:39PM
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skitheast
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May 23 2012 9:42PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
GoatyMcGoat is the previously mentioned jerrylawyer, he's a goat elder, please show respect.
May 23 2012 10:00PM
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cwillygood
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May 23 2012 10:05PM
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BlackieChan
Posts: 1474 - Karma: 193
Aahahahahha
May 23 2012 10:06PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,781
Its worse than I thought.

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May 23 2012 10:11PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
yee coombs is the shit, go there all the time
May 23 2012 11:52PM
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CocaineDonuts
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
FOLLOW ME ON TUMBLR

goat-lyfe.tumblr.com
Jun 3 2012 9:00PM
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CocaineDonuts
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
get outa here what do you think this is lemur life or something you squirrel
Jun 3 2012 9:01PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
aw yeh
Jun 3 2012 9:05PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
goats are now... aerials
Jun 3 2012 9:09PM
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crieschl
Posts: 644 - Karma: 108
I make a decent goat, yes?


Jun 3 2012 9:10PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Joey you don't even know what this is. The lmurs are our friends no need to be a thunder cunt.
Jun 3 2012 9:17PM
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CocaineDonuts
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
the lmurs haven't proved themselves to me
Jun 3 2012 9:28PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
And then?
Jun 3 2012 9:29PM
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CocaineDonuts
Posts: 33 - Karma: 11
never mind apparently were friends


lemurs+goats=friends
Jun 3 2012 9:31PM
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snowbombz
Posts: 2456 - Karma: 96
that was like a bad dream with the music
Jun 3 2012 10:59PM
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