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theabortionator
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For advice, ideas, anything. Absolutely no guarantees other than you'll probably end up dumber.


THE BEST PART IS THAT IT'S FREE!!!!!!!
13 years ago
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
I
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THUNT836
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why did i send dick pics to the Solid 7 (yes, THE solid 7) last night?
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Gypsy_Skier
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
What you mean jane? She has a dic-stamp collection you know. thats prolly why.
13 years ago
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Parrish
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this needs to be done.
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TACO-DOG.exe
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why do you hate me :'C
13 years ago
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mathmansam
Posts: 293 - Karma: 40
Abortionator, you quoted me in your sig but I have recently changed my username, will you please update?

Sincerely,
mathmansam formerly wonkwonkcrunch
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Strobe
Posts: 279 - Karma: 8
why do you think you're hot shit?
13 years ago
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
When is Travis' edit coming out? And can you teach me to double back flip at mount snow?
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theabortionator
Posts: 52691 - Karma: 175,120
Because I don't know you.

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theabortionator
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I don't hate you
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theabortionator
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Enough to get me into the buffet at pizza hut for lunch sometime.
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theabortionator
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Your wish is my command.
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Poems
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Big or small tits?
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JORMUNGAND
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how do you like your eggs at breakfast?
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theabortionator
Posts: 52691 - Karma: 175,120
I'm a legend, sorry you didn't get the memo.
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theabortionator
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Small ish but not tiny.
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theabortionator
Posts: 52691 - Karma: 175,120
If somebody made me breakfast I'd probably eat it. I think the only time I have eggs for breakfast is the once in a while stop at a place in the morning or hotels that have free foodage.But scrambled.


Fuck now I'm hungry

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act.resist
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i love you
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PagesHouse
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When will I see you next?!
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theabortionator
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I don't think theres an answer to that. Probably as randomly as the last times I saw you. A place somewhere at sometime. Probably involving music and raging.
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PagesHouse
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Actually, you read my mind. I only asked because that was so unbelievable random and unpredictable : ) !
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ktd619
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Who is the best Avenger?
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
do you like skiing or boarding better? i know you board. also curious why you joined NS if you're a boarder? (no hate, I'm fine with boarders on NS, just wondering why they join. Most boarders I know hate skiing and think they are the coolest people ever)
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Do you sterilize your hangers?
13 years ago
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-ROY-
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Dad?
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TOOTRILL
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Do i poop/do my bio hw/get more pizza to eat?
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theabortionator
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Boarding at this point. Would have prolly been dirty if I stayed with skiing. There just wasn't shit for park skiing. I would get my pass pulled at some mountains for skiing through the snowboard park or pipe. I remember ski patrol flipping out on me and yelling at me because the sign at the top of the pipe said snowboard only.

Made the swicth to boarding. Then that really started to blow up a couple years after. Then a couple years after that twin tips exploded. I did ski a little the first few years I boarded but then just stopped and would borrow a pair like once a year. Def wish I had twins back in the day. I used to throw some pretty nasty 5s on my red atomic straight skis. Sometimes you'd just dig in the backs and die. Miss those days.


Also I didn't make my account. Lurked hear form skier friends sending me links form around 04. Friend made me an account in 07 so I could post park updates whenever we built at night in the cult for the mountain.


you should meet more boarders. Most people on both sides get along pretty damn well. When I rode at gore for, like 80% of the crew were skiers.



I really do miss skiing. Unfortunately I totally lost it form not doing it for a few years. Wish I could still shred on those damn things. I did bust some moves on snowboard binding mounted snowblades a couple years ago though. Def had some steez goin on.



/sorry I nostalgia'd
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rareison
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wow thats actually really shitty.


I used to board, but I switched to skiing last year because I just seemed more fun to me. And I actually know a lot of snowboarders because 3/4 of the people I ride with are boarders, and around 5 or 6 of them are cool with skiing and like it, but the rest are just douhewagon's when it comes to skiing.


Also I think it'd be sick if there were more boarders on the site.
13 years ago
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MNS
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how much time per day do you spend on ns?
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GayWolf420
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Why do dykes look a lot like dudes?
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mtuuuun
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why....
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blackmamba.
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QUESTION OF NATIONAL IMPORTANCE:

Why does one of my testicles hang lower than the other?

Thanks in advance!


13 years ago
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Ski_Alot
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why is the girl sitting next to me in world history really obnoxious?
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Huck_Norris
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Wait so you're a mod even though you're a bluename now? 

I don't believe you.  Make my name turn pink. 

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snwbrdmilf
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Nothing to see here folks, but if he comes back crying, I didn't do it.
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.SHAGGY.
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Any advice when i get attacked by my boner
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Huck_Norris
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Lol... The banhammer doth raineth down.
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Huck_Norris
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JzD.
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If you could go back and prevent one of your horrible sex Nights, when, who, and why would you go back to that night? That is all
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Smuffy
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yessssssssssss
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theabortionator
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bwahahahahaa
13 years ago
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TheClap.
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Dear Rusty,

My birthday is in 6 days, Do I stay in NY and go hard in the paint? Or do I head back to VA and hit up the beach?
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theabortionator
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I haven't even gotten to say hello to you yet. Def stay and party. Although the beach would probably be more fun.


You should throw a party at your house for old times sake. Everyone can get thrown in the pool and destroy their cell phones.
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GlazedOverGary
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Dear Abortioner, why do i not know how to get a different icon?
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KEVTRON
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It seems as though you're finally a mod now. It seems the ongoing campaign over the years has finally pulled through. Is there anything you would like to say or anyone you would like to thank? Can you hear the crowd in the backround? "SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH"
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theabortionator
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KEVTRONIt seems as though you're finally a mod now. It seems the ongoing campaign over the years has finally pulled through. Is there anything you would like to say or anyone you would like to thank? Can you hear the crowd in the backround? "SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH SPEECH"


I would like to thank my family, friends and most importantly Roe v. Wade for alowing my business to thrive. Most of all I would like to thank all of you! It's not me, it's we!

I was just a poor kid growing up with a coat hanger and a dream. NS took me in, gave me guidance, friends, and a community that became my home. For that I thank you all!

Let us raise our hangers to the sky and cheers to our success! I am excited for my newly appointed position of minimal internet policing power. With minimal power comes minimal responsibilities and I want you all to know you picked the right man for the job.

I will not let down my friends, family, country, or most of all the internets.

Now DJ crank that shit and lets drink some beers!

-Borty
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Mingg
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theabortionatorI would like to thank my family, friends and most importantly Roe v. Wade for alowing my business to thrive. Most of all I would like to thank all of you! It's not me, it's we!

I was just a poor kid growing up with a coat hanger and a dream. NS took me in, gave me guidance, friends, and a community that became my home. For that I thank you all!

Let us raise our hangers to the sky and cheers to our success! I am excited for my newly appointed position of minimal internet policing power. With minimal power comes minimal responsibilities and I want you all to know you picked the right man for the job.

I will not let down my friends, family, country, or most of all the internets.

Now DJ crank that shit and lets drink some beers!

-Borty


Absolutely beautiful, Borty. This brought me to tears.
8 years ago
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gravel
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legend
8 years ago
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Mr.Bishop
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theabortionatorFor advice, ideas, anything. Absolutely no guarantees other than you'll probably end up dumber.


THE BEST PART IS THAT IT'S FREE!!!!!!!

Would you rather fight a horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?
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