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theabortionator
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For advice, ideas, anything. Absolutely no guarantees other than you'll probably end up dumber.


THE BEST PART IS THAT IT'S FREE!!!!!!!
May 8 2012 12:03PM
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Anathema
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why do you like vaginas and penises at the same time?
May 8 2012 12:03PM
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reverendwrong
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Dear abortionator,

I have no work/shit to do until saturday. What would you suggest for something for me to do during said time?

-reverendwrong
May 8 2012 12:05PM
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hellomynameisjef
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kill fuck mary people who have posted in this thread.

GO
May 8 2012 12:06PM
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Velocirooster
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I have a 2 part question. Part 1. What happens when the unstoppable force meets the immovable object?
2. Will you send me nudes if i send you a video of a cat eating cereal?

May 8 2012 12:07PM
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theabortionator
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It's like artwork. Every painting is a little different, but I appreciate many different forms. My mind is not wrapped up in the superficial realm. I simply see the good inside a person, and that's what I look for. It's really quite beautiful.
May 8 2012 12:07PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Why shouldn't I do research chemicals? ;)
May 8 2012 12:09PM
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theabortionator
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I would listen to some music while jumping on the tramp, fap, and ride a bike/skate/run through a neighborhood you aren't familiar with and say hi to every stranger you can.

Also plenty of NS.
May 8 2012 12:09PM
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theabortionator
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You were only the third response. Am I supposed to decide based on that or wait till more people post?


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:10PM
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hellomynameisjef
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based on that

stakes is high


May 8 2012 12:11PM
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eldridge
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why hasnt there been a mass NS invite to your wedding?
May 8 2012 12:12PM
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theabortionator
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Babies are born. If you sweeten the deal by adding in a pizza and an ice cream sandwich possibly.

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:12PM
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Velocirooster
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Am i sending you the pizza and ice cream sandwich or getting the cat to eat it as well?
May 8 2012 12:13PM
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e_strapp
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Marry one fuck one kill one- brad Pitt,Channing tatum, and Ryan gosling
May 8 2012 12:13PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Dear theabortionator,

If I were to bring a dessert for fellow camp friends, what would I bring? I am not much of a baker. We'll be in the woods. I need to be able to tote it tupperware.

Thank you,

Ashley
May 8 2012 12:14PM
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theabortionator
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They aren't good for you in general. I'm not saying you're going to die from touching rc's, just that it isn't worth the risk. If you're going to do drugs, at least do some clean drugs where we know the effects, not some quasi legal drug from a chinese lab. Unfortunately there's a lot of it going around these days. I just want everyone to be safe. I care about you all.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:15PM
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theabortionator
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OH LAWD


I think I'd have to kill you for your cookie, I'm pretty hungry and have no food.

I guess I'd marry reverend since you can't go wrong marrying jesus.


And I guess that means I'm fucking Anathema$. It happens. Don't worry, In a year or 10 nobody will even remember.

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator





May 8 2012 12:19PM
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theabortionator
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Honestly because I'm a little bit scared of having 2 thousand nsers descend on the wedding in full ski gear screaming about chads gap. And I'm not too sure she'd be down for that. We'll see what happens though.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:20PM
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Alex_G
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how do you kill that which has no life?



May 8 2012 12:21PM
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PopsicleStand
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I see eerie similarities between you and Arabian, with the descension into almost manic and relentless posting, emotional highs and lows, androgynous hypersexuality.

just a thought.
May 8 2012 12:21PM
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theabortionator
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Pretty simple. Strangle any of the people posting in nsg.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:22PM
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Anathema
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mind blown. i totally forgot about that guy..
May 8 2012 12:22PM
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theabortionator
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Who says the real abortionator didn't leave ns over a year ago and I took over his account now that I've been permabanned?


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:24PM
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PopsicleStand
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doubt it Wyatt would have said hi to me by now.

next question
May 8 2012 12:25PM
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maximiliaan
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dear theabortionator,
May 8 2012 12:25PM
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.Hugo.
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Should I, or shouldn't I?
May 8 2012 12:25PM
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maximiliaan
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why does my phone post my post when i want to go to the next sentence?!
May 8 2012 12:26PM
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theabortionator
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True. I miss some people that used to reside on here.

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:27PM
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theabortionator
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Yes child? I am hear for you in your time of inquiry.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:28PM
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theabortionator
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DO IT! YOU WONT!

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:28PM
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theabortionator
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Because phones are evil. Some man in a corporation is laughing at you as you type. Down with the corporations

#Occupy


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:29PM
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snwbrdmilf
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I'm going to ban you if you ignore my question any longer......
May 8 2012 12:29PM
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theabortionator
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Acquire box of brownie mix, acquire marijuana, make delicious and satisfying brownies, instantly move up 20 heady points in your friends books and be epic forever.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator


PS: Or just buy some of those cookies where you just chop them and throw them in the oven. No effort and people love cookies.

May 8 2012 12:33PM
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theabortionator
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May 8 2012 12:34PM
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theabortionator
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I want to eat the pizza and ice cream, and depending on how I'm feeling, possibly the cat too.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:36PM
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theabortionator
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I miss wyatt.

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator

May 8 2012 12:37PM
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theabortionator
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Because you need a golden calculator to divide. I think you'd probably better ask the guy across the street that stairs our his window when you mow the lawn.

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:38PM
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theabortionator
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sorry about that. Saw that you posted and was like sweet. Then lost it in the sea of posts and thought I imagined seeing it.


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:39PM
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.Hugo.
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Thank You! All I needed was the encouragement from one random internet stranger!
May 8 2012 12:40PM
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theabortionator
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You're welcome. Best of luck on your quest.

- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:41PM
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howlongcanausern
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how is wasting your youth living at home with your parents?
May 8 2012 12:45PM
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theabortionator
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Good. I got a dope spot in my moms basement. She cooks me food every day and my favorite meatloaf on fridays. I smoke ridiculous amounts of weed and play warcraft all day. It's the best life ever. You jealous?


- with all the love and sincerity in my heart

theabortionator
May 8 2012 12:47PM
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no_steeze
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dear theabortinator,

i will be having sex with my girlfriend tonight for the first time in a month. any special tips to really knock her socks off?

thanks!
May 8 2012 12:51PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Dear theabortionator,

Will you pls make Gator change his name back to no_steeze?

Kthnx.

-Ashley
May 8 2012 12:55PM
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e_strapp
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Tis mindblowing, isn't it mr. Theabortionator
May 8 2012 1:02PM
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*SNO*
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how do you feel about the current state of the economic climate?
May 8 2012 1:06PM
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Velocirooster
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How can the cat be alive and dead at the same time?
May 8 2012 1:11PM
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northeast
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can I come to your wedding?
May 8 2012 1:15PM
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NotGhood
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How do you feel about the current state of NS?
May 8 2012 1:17PM
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CrotchKiller
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why cant i stop sucking dick for coke?
May 8 2012 1:20PM
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maximiliaan
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basically, my dog died yesterday, my dad is upset about it im upset aswell. but nevertheless i would like to play some game of squash with a friend. if i do that i would have to make a 15 bike ride through the rain... what should i do? stay with my parents? or go play some squash?
May 8 2012 1:31PM
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