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What makes guys hot?

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theabortionator
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Why do we think hot guys are hot and ugly guys are ugly? It sounds like a dumb question, but I just couldn't come up with an answer. (besides dicks and ass)
May 7 2012 3:09PM
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midget.
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the smell of their piss
May 7 2012 3:10PM
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deleted5
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gtl BRO
May 7 2012 3:10PM
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theBearJew
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May 7 2012 3:11PM
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Spinoza
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White sunglasses and hair gel
May 7 2012 3:13PM
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MADDECENT
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Pecs. The bigger the better. Always
May 7 2012 3:13PM
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Huck_Norris
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What is it with you and hot guy threads? 

inb4 money, a cock that blocks out the sun and abs that wrap all the way around your back. 

May 7 2012 3:13PM
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Lansfield
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The thinner the chin strap, the better. Oh and the more complex the design on the side of their hair means they have a bigger penis.
May 7 2012 3:15PM
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theabortionator
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May 7 2012 3:16PM
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snwbrdmilf
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This one is yummy J...

;)
May 7 2012 3:22PM
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Huck_Norris
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*blushes*
May 7 2012 3:34PM
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edai
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I saw milf.

I came.
May 7 2012 3:35PM
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Jane6
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this thread is dildos without pictures


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May 7 2012 3:36PM
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theabortionator
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She's mine
May 7 2012 3:37PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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pubes.
May 7 2012 3:38PM
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Toaster-Tony
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this
May 7 2012 3:43PM
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theabortionator
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My ideal guy


Short blonde hair with blue eyes. Maybe a couple tattoos. Great smile. Somebody who can appreciate a good beer, a good beer. Like a heady topper, yum. Gotta love beer. Somebody who wouldn't mind me smoking a blunt and welding some rails/whatever in the garage. Maybe somebody that would help me smoke some nugs and build some shit in the garage.


That's the kind of guy I dream about and fap too. If I see somebody that meets those characteristics someday I'm prolly gonna tackle them like some animal planet shit. I'm hard just thinkin about it.
May 7 2012 3:55PM
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edai
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Will unusually blue eyes compensate for slightly dirty blonde hair?
May 7 2012 3:56PM
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Huck_Norris
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I am officially terrified.   

May 7 2012 4:01PM
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Anathema
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if you weigh more than the average girl, that's probably a good start. girls like a man that will pick them up and take them to bed, not kindly request whether or not they happen to be interested in arranging a meeting in the bedroom later that evening that could potentially lead to sexual activities. having a softer interior - a sweet, charming personality - isn't a bad thing, but you need to have a manly exterior. some girls like muscle tone, facial scruff, guys who stand tall and confident, etc. whatever qualities it happens to be, girls want men that aren't too shy to assume control and make things happen, take charge. and when you look like you can be that guy, well you're probably generally viewed by the female population as hot.
May 7 2012 4:02PM
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theabortionator
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It's not like I said anything sexual or gross. If I was talking about a girl I bet that wouldn't gross you out would it?


Just let it be.
May 7 2012 4:03PM
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deleted5
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PHIL
May 7 2012 4:05PM
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forrest-cole
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May 7 2012 4:07PM
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.AR6rider.
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You have quite the eagle eye, don't you?
May 7 2012 4:08PM
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howlongcanausern
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this is debatable but otherwise solid post
May 7 2012 4:10PM
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Huck_Norris
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No it didn't gross me out at all, you and milfy are just conspiring to troll me ;)  Blunts and heady toppers gave you away, you didn't even have to go to the welding part hahahaha

I'm stapling my butthole closed tonight just to be safe though. 

May 7 2012 4:10PM
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JamesR
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symmetry
May 7 2012 4:13PM
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theabortionator
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Heady toppers are the shit. Just because they cost 4 bucks a can. I'm an IPA guy.


"I'm stapling my butthole closed tonight just to be safe though"

I don't even know you man
May 7 2012 4:15PM
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Petey.
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Facial structure must have something to do with it.

If I were a girl, this is what I'd be into: the flyest guys in hollywood

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May 7 2012 4:21PM
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Huck_Norris
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Lol, well then my apologies.  I figured you were both fucking with me as that's a freakishly similar description to me on literally every count and I know you guys are cool and she likes to mess with me.  I had to check with milfy it was so dead on in wierd details.  It appears on closer inspection that you would simply find me at least somewhat atractive as I'm a short blonde haired, green eyed, nice-smile-havin' tatted up welder/fabricator that has a rolled blunt and heady toppers in the car right now....  See what I mean?   

Kudos on your taste in fine ales though.  I keep HT's on ice at all times.  That first whiff erases all previously accrued shittiness from my day. 

May 7 2012 4:39PM
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whoa-dere
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thor is number #2 on my if i was gay list
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dem golden locks yummmmmmmm
May 7 2012 4:51PM
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ChaseW
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only one chick posted in this thread wow
May 7 2012 4:53PM
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seward
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inb4 gay-storm
May 7 2012 4:54PM
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Orrin
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Pinknames...come out come out wherever you are.
May 7 2012 4:58PM
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Stickity
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ryan reynolds is my mancrush
no homo
May 7 2012 5:38PM
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Spinoza
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okay fine,   ill play



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May 7 2012 5:59PM
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Jane6
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you have a good taste in men, Baruch
May 7 2012 6:02PM
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Will.T
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you just described tanner hall !
May 7 2012 6:13PM
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Bateman
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Your fiancee called. Mrs. Abortionator, i believe. She wants you home by 6. She sounded angry.
May 7 2012 6:17PM
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Cotter
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must have the 5 o'clock stubble at all times
May 7 2012 6:23PM
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LS.
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lol the middle one is johnny from the O.C.
May 7 2012 6:32PM
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theabortionator
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I hadn't even heard of them until this winter. Expensive but fucking worth it. They do the trick pretty well too.
May 7 2012 6:49PM
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Spinoza
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Chea
May 7 2012 7:03PM
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May 7 2012 7:04PM
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dunkaroos
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hahahaha a girl from my school dated him...she's 18 and he's like 38...
May 7 2012 7:53PM
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no_steeze
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remind me to never go near you
May 7 2012 7:58PM
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TRASHY.
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and this
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May 7 2012 8:05PM
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grahmcracker
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you must prove this....
May 7 2012 8:07PM
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Frosty
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JGL

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May 7 2012 8:11PM
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*monsterskier*
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very much so
May 7 2012 8:15PM
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Frosty
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fuck the last post on a page
May 7 2012 8:19PM
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