the day was april 7 a saturday and i remember it like it was yesterday. on this day i finally worked up the courage to hit the jump. looking back i definitely was not skilled enough to do so. i cleared the first jump, so i knew that i had enough speed to hit the second. i didnt speed check at all for fear of knucking the jump. as i went up the jump the force of my speed sent me nearly into the backseat position. Because all the jumps i had hit so far were not nearly this large, so i was not ready for this. i went into the air and leaned straight back. i could have easily pulled it into a backflip if i just leaned back a little more, but i clearly did not have enough time to even comprehend the decision to do so in the air. plus i have never even done one. so, i tried to regain an upright position but ended up just turning to the side a little. i ended up landing pretty far down the landing, so i got plenty of air. i had taken plenty of hard beefs before so i wasnt scared while i was in the air, but the landing ended up worse than i could have expected.
as i landed i was squirming around trying to gain the correct position to land, but the squirming caused my arm/pole to be under my ass as i landed, so i ended up landing on my pole and it almost went up my ass, but it mostly just spread my ass cheek. when i landed i thought i tore my ass and that it was bleeding. so i stuck my hand in my pants and to my surprise i actually just got the shit knocked out of me on the landing. it turns out the opposite forces of landing on my back/ass and the pole going up my ass was enough to knock the shit out of me. i didnt even shit myself in the air, it came out when i landed. it was one of th grossest things i have ever experienced. i recall one of the skiiers there asking "where is he bleeding out of"(sadly he was informed that it was not blood). i had eaten corn the night before and it showed. i rode right to the trailer bathroom to clean myself off. the smell in there almost made me throw up all over myself. i ended up throwing out my saga pants, my sweatpants i was wearing underneath, my underwear of course, and the shorts i had on under my sweatpants. they were all covered in shit.
i was very thankfull of Kyle, who was the ski patrol man who gave me a ride home from the mountain. i showered for 2 hours and i swear the smell was still on me. i was just wondering if im the first person to ever shit themself from landing wrong off a jump skiing/snowboarding ever, because i think that there's a good chance that i now hold the world record for being the first person to ever have this happen to them? all in all it was not a bad day. it was my last day in utah so i didnt need my pants anymore, and it's pretty funny to look back on now.
