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THE WHITE HOUSES TOILET

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TOILET
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did u know that the presidents toilet inside of the white is a BEMIS TOILET?!??! BEMIS rules and if u don't have a bemis than get one assholes





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW
Oct 5 2004 6:46PM
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TOILET
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that is awsome...thank u for starting this thread TOILET...u r the man





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Oct 5 2004 6:47PM
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SoupCurry
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Oct 5 2004 6:47PM
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arent you sponsored by them?
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Oct 5 2004 6:48PM
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TOILET
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yup BEMIS TOILETS is my favorite sponsors out of all my sponsors...u have to be pretty damn good to be sponsored by Bemis





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Oct 5 2004 6:51PM
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nilzlet
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toilet, your an ass wipe.



what did that post make you think of me?
Oct 5 2004 6:53PM
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TOILET
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thanks for the complement





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Oct 5 2004 6:53PM
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skogio3030
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^pun pun
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Oct 5 2004 6:54PM
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cobalt
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I hate to challenge the renowned master of toilets himself, but Bemis only makes toilet seats. Companies such as Crane, American Standard, and Kohler manufactor the toilets themselves.

The real question on toilet choice is the litres per flush. In America, the limit now is 6 litres per flush. There used to be no limit, and toilets had from 9-12 litres per flush.

As a result, many consumers have kept their old toilets so that they have more flushing power. This way the toilet can handle massive dumps by releasing more water.

However, newer brands are trying to make the toilets with 6 litres per flush more efficient, using techniques such as Gravity or Pressure Assisted flushing systems.

So the real question is, "How many litres per flush do the White House toilets have?" I'm betting they are 6 litres. My toilet is better.
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Oct 5 2004 6:58PM
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powskier
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Hahah toilet doesnt even know about toilets and he spends sooo much time talking about it.
Oct 5 2004 7:12PM
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fulltiltrocker
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lmao cobalt is the man

let that sink in for a minute
Oct 5 2004 7:16PM
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mikee
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sure litres per flush bla bla bla but comfort is what it comes down to.

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Oct 5 2004 7:19PM
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asac
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i say not another person should ever make fun of toilet. i actually think he might have something wrong with him.





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Oct 5 2004 7:22PM
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SkiUnit03
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^hahahahahaha, wow, its probably true too




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Oct 5 2004 7:24PM
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SmoKinSkier
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HAHA toilet was def OWNED in this thread!




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Oct 5 2004 7:28PM
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TOILET
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bemis does make toilets...they are just rare





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Oct 5 2004 7:28PM
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powskier
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now they dont you fool, show us a link then. They only make toilet seats. hahaha toilet can never post here again after getting owned so bad in his own thread and topic.
Oct 5 2004 7:32PM
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cobalt
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Dudes, TOILET may be wrong in this particular instance, but that does not mean that he loses my unwavering respect.

Yes he's really weird, but it's entertaining.

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Oct 5 2004 7:49PM
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TOILET
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bemis is part of kholer





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Oct 5 2004 7:51PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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haha, techniques such as gravity... thats good though, i still havent mastered that one.
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Oct 5 2004 7:51PM
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fourdskate
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it's all about the dump styles, like the high dive, the upper tank, any others?
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Oct 5 2004 7:57PM
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TOILET, with all due respect, as uch as i can give a guy whose name is TOILET, you definetley got owned


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Oct 5 2004 7:59PM
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hazel_32
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no....my toilet is deffintatley made by bemis....and not jsut the seat...toilet is correct



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Oct 5 2004 8:02PM
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1080ski
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haha, everybody except ^ and toilet got OWNED!
Oct 5 2004 8:08PM
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powskier
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http://www.bemismfg.com/

oh funny cause they dont mention anywhere on their site about toilets, only toilet seats funny you think a company would WANT to list its products.
Oct 5 2004 8:15PM
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Freestyla_01
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My toilet is 13.2 LPF.
I owned you all.
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Oct 5 2004 8:38PM
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Meh42
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i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.
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Oct 5 2004 8:55PM
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highfive
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yea just in case like 30 sumo wrestlers come by and take a shit and all forget to flush...
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Oct 5 2004 9:00PM
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IrishDrink87
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you all have wayyyyyy too much time on your hands here.



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Oct 6 2004 1:05AM
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i think toilet should modify a toilet to have 20 LPF, and then see if he can flush an entire cow pie. yep, that's what he should do.
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Oct 6 2004 3:55AM
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jono
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Just to clear some things up,

-----Original Message-----
From: jon macleod mailto:jonmacleod@hotmail.com
Sent: Wednesday, October 06, 2004 11:10 AM
To: Corp
Subject: A Quick Product Questions

Hello, I was wondering if Bemis only makes toilet seats, or if they also produce the toilets themselves? I have heard people mention that they
have Bemis toilets, but your website seems to suggest you only make the seats.

Thanks for your time.

Jon MacLeod

And the response:

You are right, Bemis makes the seats for other manufacturer's china only.


I was quite impressed by their customer service, it took them like an hour to mail me back.

Oct 6 2004 12:02PM
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dspin7x
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Looks like toilet and hazel32 are both OWNED.

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Oct 6 2004 12:08PM
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fourdskate
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i wanna join the toilet cult
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Oct 6 2004 1:00PM
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Scharff2003
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haha hazel my toilet says bemis rite on it
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Oct 6 2004 1:12PM
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POST PICTURES.
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Oct 6 2004 1:16PM
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asac
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toilet was wrong about a toilet?





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Oct 6 2004 1:18PM
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we only have a hole and a 2X4 to sit on




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Oct 6 2004 1:23PM
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kohler rocks so much harder.

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Oct 6 2004 1:59PM
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I have an old toilet 11.7 liters per flush


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Oct 6 2004 2:13PM
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DAMICO
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nice to know

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Oct 6 2004 2:33PM
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hellmut
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i challenge TOILET to show me a bemis toilet, not just the seat. I have never seen one in all my years of studying toilets at Yale.
Oct 6 2004 3:07PM
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Im not certen but (believe me or not)in some country you can take shit in a gold toilet for 1000$
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Oct 6 2004 3:09PM
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cracko
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i love how bemis fits my ass perfectly


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Sep 20 2005 11:42AM
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Sep 20 2005 2:12PM
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I have one question, how the fuck does eveybody in this thread know soo much about the things we shit in?

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Sep 20 2005 6:10PM
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WIfreeskier
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KOHLER is the best, i'm about 1/2 hr. drive away from their headquarters, free tours of everything and stuff, it's actually pretty interesting... toilet if you're interested come check it out

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Sep 20 2005 8:09PM
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oakjewlery
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yo check out my shitta i gots the kohler body and i gots da bemis seat ya heard ma


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Sep 20 2005 8:16PM
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french_fry
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hahaha a supid old thread, yet i learned some stuff in it.





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Sep 20 2005 8:21PM
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bermbuster49
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hahaha what a fucking awsome thread, and yes i rock the bemis seat.

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Sep 20 2005 8:29PM
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Great thread. Quite the contribution, you know?

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