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Greatest NINJA website EVER

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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
realultimatepower.net. funniest 9 year old on earth.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
Oct 5 2004 6:00PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
damn thats some hot music




'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
-freeze_pooter
Oct 5 2004 6:02PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
haha ninja's are mammals the purpose of ninjas is to flip out and kill people
Oct 5 2004 6:02PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Your right. That is the greatest ninja site ever.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 5 2004 6:02PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
Yeah this site pops up on the forums about every year, but it's still funny as hell:
"I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."
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Oct 5 2004 6:03PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
haha i wanna buy some ninja gear
Oct 5 2004 6:04PM
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cobalt
Posts: 1913 - Karma: 12
HAHAH i just noticed this:


This is a picture of my best friend Mark showing off.

He's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty,

which is bragable.
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Oct 5 2004 6:05PM
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skogio3030
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
taht is the shit
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k sweet party at your place
Oct 5 2004 6:33PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
haha dude did anyone notice that the site got 13 MILLION hits thats INSANE! haha
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Keep, Keep on truckin' Yeah....Good Stuff

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You all take luck now! You take luck and care!
Oct 5 2004 6:37PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
you're just hearing about robert hamburger now!? Dude that sucks.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Oct 5 2004 6:38PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
Asac, you try and suck our cocks but you bite too much so stop trying. That has been posted allmost as much as the End of the world thing.
Oct 5 2004 7:13PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
yeah i saw that first about two years ago and it was fucking great, its still pretty funny to look at every once and a while
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Oct 5 2004 7:15PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i saw it like 3 years ago. i just noticed that i never saw it on the nsg for some reason. so why not bring up some old memories?





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Oct 5 2004 7:23PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
haha if u hit no u go to the oprah winfrey show website


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Oct 5 2004 7:46PM
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brody
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 12
Being a ninja you aquire great duties, such as kicking asses and looking tough


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Gory,Gory, What a Helluva way to die
With a bayonet up yer ass
And a bullet in your eye
Oct 5 2004 7:49PM
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twix_182
Posts: 9248 - Karma: 27
o my god the movie scripts are the best, the dog barf all over the place. then the camera zooms out and explodes 'i was so pumped i almost kicked my mom in the face'


Take me to your special place
Close your eyes, show me your face.....I'm gonna piss on it
Oct 5 2004 7:58PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
haha thats awsome, Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Oct 5 2004 8:13PM
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flippintricker
Posts: 2408 - Karma: 9
i was a ninja virgin until five minutes ago



'Don't be an asshole JD.
If you dont like it you dont have to read it. '-J.D.May
Oct 5 2004 8:18PM
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1080ski
Posts: 4424 - Karma: 191
hahaha, go to the top links, and go to the stuff on em, pumped 2 has 2 more awsome stories with pirates and ninjas- go read them
Oct 5 2004 8:22PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
hahaha that shit is funny as hell



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 5 2004 8:26PM
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saucerboy84
Posts: 1361 - Karma: 10
the goal of the ninja is to flip out and kill people
Oct 5 2004 9:16PM
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steeziemaster
Posts: 220 - Karma: 10
that is out of control and funny as hell

'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
Oct 5 2004 9:33PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
hahaha I love that site

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
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