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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
lat, cj, noteefa, yamatom, apestead, bitchassphats, itsbackfliptime.

theyve all made me giggle one time or another.
Oct 5 2004 5:11PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^ you, of course you too






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:12PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
d-loc is quite funny too




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EUROPE KICKS ASS
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Useless Fact of the Moment:
'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Oct 5 2004 5:13PM
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linemaverick540
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 8
mommy's just begging for compliments.


Logic Headware....temporary site is up, its about to blow up. where will you be?

Logic Headware

'rap aint about bustin caps and fuckin bitches, its about fluency and rapping ingenuity' Del
Oct 5 2004 5:13PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
we all know im hilarious. name the other humorous members.
Oct 5 2004 5:16PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
oh, i forgot to add weiner to the list.
Oct 5 2004 5:17PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
its my impression that apesteads pretty fucking worthless.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 5 2004 5:17PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
^good response



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Oct 5 2004 5:17PM
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Skierguy48
Posts: 527 - Karma: 10
D-Loc for sure. Have you read that guys webpage on D-Loc;s quotes? PRICELESS
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why would i bother doing a misty 9? id much rather sit here at home, get my dick sucked by your fat ass bitch of a mom, smoke some pot and eat tons of food-- Lateralis

jsut be like 'what officer, i needed a rail so i can nail my girl-- D-loc
Oct 5 2004 5:18PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
call on me, call on me! actually im not very funny am i, i can be at times






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:18PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
eastcoastpride gives me the giggles.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
Oct 5 2004 5:18PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
mommy, whyd you change your icon

-Dan



RED SOX
Oct 5 2004 5:22PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
mommy, what about my story? about the baby and the african. you know what im talkin about.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Oct 5 2004 5:24PM
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SchweitzerSki
Posts: 4479 - Karma: 11
I read that story. It was more disturbing than funny. I wanted to cry. Everybody has made me laugh a time or 2 or more on here so everybody is the most funyiest


did that make any sense?
Oct 5 2004 5:29PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
hahaha. im kinda fucked up like that.
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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
Oct 5 2004 5:30PM
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wiener
Posts: 2247 - Karma: 63
thank you mommy i almost thought you had forgotten me and that would be a shame
AMA-RIP
Oct 5 2004 5:33PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
why not me?






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:34PM
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4-Front
Posts: 5306 - Karma: 199
cuz ur not funny
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-Nicholas

[Hight North Session 4]--Baluga

It's not whether you win or lose the game, but just as long as you come in First

Now remember kiddies you cant get hurt in the air!!-Mckeeman
*NWFT*



Oct 5 2004 5:35PM
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kyle_w
Posts: 6805 - Karma: 23
^ i know, i already stated that






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:38PM
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freeze_pooter
Posts: 3296 - Karma: 16
then dont ask
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bigJ lineskier10 '05
Oct 5 2004 5:40PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i'm not even very funny.

Mac 'n' Steeze Movie
Mac 'n' Steeze Trailer
Oct 5 2004 5:45PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
yeah you are randall.





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
Oct 5 2004 5:52PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
.......



on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255


RIDEblunt
Oct 5 2004 5:53PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
haha mommy's farp review was funny
Oct 5 2004 5:56PM
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SkiUnit03
Posts: 3597 - Karma: 114
spam man and TOILET, they are hilarious, or and tmorry




'collars up are officially gay, but layering 2 polo shirts is still acceptable'
-ATLANTASKI

'r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips'
-freeze_pooter
Oct 5 2004 6:06PM
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TOILET
Posts: 887 - Karma: 28
TOILET rules





TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW
Oct 5 2004 6:42PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Anewmorning makes me laugh every time he calls some hapless fool a swineheard.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 5 2004 6:43PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i just hope i dont hurt humor





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Oct 5 2004 6:50PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
noteefa is a hoe

h3o films
Oct 5 2004 7:00PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,142
Personally, I think the two funniest members on NS have been neglected here so far: Quazbotch, and Maximumsushi.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 5 2004 7:02PM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i think your funny jd.........





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Oct 5 2004 7:03PM
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Stinkey_egg
Posts: 1687 - Karma: 75
TOILET is KINg!




iROCK
Oct 5 2004 7:04PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
winterparksuks
winterparksuks
winterparksuks
winterparksuks
winterparksuks
winterparksuks
winterparksuks

Oct 5 2004 7:05PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
who wants a handjob?




My time is winding down.............just wait for it
Oct 5 2004 8:23PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
damn it....I made this list a while ago..but I've been outta the loop lately..posts more and more infrequent.

I don't blame you guys. I blame myself.



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Oct 5 2004 8:28PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
ski unit said me i feel happy
but idk mommy and dloc are where its at in my books.



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Oct 5 2004 8:30PM
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JFerg
Posts: 2440 - Karma: 62
ski pimp, please explain your icon, i just cant get it. ive tried so very hard to no avail.

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'Hasta la victoria siempre'
Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
Oct 5 2004 8:34PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 10
lat def.



member#13687


'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 5 2004 8:35PM
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NoTeefa
Posts: 9566 - Karma: 129
soxripper, you're my bitch, so shut your cunt
and apestead ROKS the hous fo sho


you can build a thousand bridges, but you suck one dick and your known as a cocksucker.. not a bridge builder.
apE
Oct 5 2004 8:57PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
anyone that lives in eastern mass thats on this site is funny pretty much. (ie - cap, eastcoastpride, anewmorning...etc)





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Good Fun With A Hand Gun.

NO MORE BU** SH**
Oct 5 2004 9:18PM
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Mattman
Posts: 19108 - Karma: 16
Lat, phrosty: just for making harvette, so classic I loved that guy.



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Oct 5 2004 11:21PM
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davidh
Posts: 4219 - Karma: 8
everybody makes me giggle from time to time. namely bitchassphatz, lat, tmorrey, and CNAP when he hasnt slept in over 24 hours.
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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
-Dubya.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

Oct 5 2004 11:33PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
Crystals ability to convey large amounts of sacasam in his posts has always made me laugh.

But my vote is for alpentalik
Oct 6 2004 5:51AM
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Lanemeyers
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 19
Ducttapeboy, SkiInstructorMike, Quaz, MaximumSushi (foshizzle), Crystal, Cap, EastCOastGayPRide, mother.

Commander of the Silent Army

Viva La Resistance!
Oct 6 2004 8:12AM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
mattman, thank you. mommy, SHAME on your family!



Buy stuff from jibij. Tell em' I sent ya.
Oct 6 2004 9:00AM
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T.Blizzle
Posts: 58 - Karma: 10
Maximumsushi. Lanemeyers (my name is jonas, thanks for all you've shown us). mommy. CTripper. ThisAngelicRage. JksL. YAMATOM.
Oct 6 2004 10:17AM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
i miss yeti. and 221 used to be a lot funnier.



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Oct 6 2004 2:13PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
wow... cool... and yamatom for pres. yo... and asac, im pretty sure anewmorning is from the sacramento area...
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 6 2004 3:58PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Dynastarconcept, its a smoking joint., see it now?

i got some other sweet interpretations...what did you see



“Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit�

Activism without chaos? or Chaos without activism?


'The problem with today's youth is not that our fathers don't believe in us, but that we do not believe in our fathers.' - Me.
Oct 6 2004 4:10PM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
thank you for my honarable mention



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
-i love to ski, so should you, its fun, try it sometime
-thats what the internet is for anonymously slandering people-jason lee
Oct 6 2004 5:05PM
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