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Dont pay with a $100000 bill at walmart

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*SNO*
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http://www.kshb.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/man-arrested-for-trying-to-spend-one-million-dollar-bill-at-wal-mart

Hopefully no repost, but something tells me it is.
May 3 2012 5:03PM
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edai
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May 3 2012 5:04PM
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JayMeZZy
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i swear its real your honour
May 3 2012 5:06PM
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stickski
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it'd suck to be the cashier that has to give him 999,000 dollars change
May 3 2012 5:09PM
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Olimar
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meme material right hur
May 3 2012 5:10PM
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*SNO*
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pays with $1000000
gets arrested
May 3 2012 5:12PM
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Spinoza
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i wonder if he knew it wasnt real lol.
May 3 2012 5:13PM
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Amadeus.
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YES
May 3 2012 5:15PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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the guys picture is fucking priceless, im just imagining the situation and i can't stop laughing.
May 3 2012 5:16PM
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e_strapp
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I woulda used it too, all my $100,000,000 bills are burning holes in my pockets.
May 3 2012 5:17PM
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Elg
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he must have sold something to get that, wonder what it was!
May 3 2012 5:21PM
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LivingColour
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no
May 3 2012 5:22PM
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TallTeeNation
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thats how he got the money! he must have been a patatoe farmer!!!!
May 3 2012 5:24PM
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AWALLRUS.
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May 3 2012 5:24PM
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Spinoza
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May 3 2012 5:30PM
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hot.pocket
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Hang in there buddy, I liked it.
May 3 2012 5:33PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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LOL
May 3 2012 5:37PM
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hot.pocket
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Absolutely :)
May 3 2012 7:04PM
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northeast
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"Crackhead at the grocery store" meme. Go.
May 3 2012 7:08PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Pfff one million,

They think bigger in Zimbabwe:

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May 3 2012 7:24PM
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roddy116
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May 3 2012 7:25PM
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Tinga
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hell if I had 1,000,000 the first place I would shop is wal-mart...

seriously though I can't believe they are actually charging him with forgery. That seems like they're validating that it was actually a real attempt at passing off a $1,000,000 bill. Which I hope it wasn't. if it was that's probably good evidence for an insanity defense.
May 3 2012 7:28PM
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Parks.
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Picture is hilarious
May 3 2012 7:30PM
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Steeze_Minister
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lolololololol
May 3 2012 7:31PM
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Where did you get a picture of a dollar bill with a Star of David on it?
May 3 2012 7:35PM
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NinetyFour
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I Hope someone gets the reference... Pardon the shit quality MS paint job.

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May 3 2012 7:39PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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look at the guy, im pretty sure it was a legit attempt.
May 3 2012 7:42PM
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AWALLRUS.
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haha I get it.
May 3 2012 7:58PM
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feihlination
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if at all it would be "grocery store crackhead".

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May 3 2012 8:00PM
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thenightman
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isnt zimbabwe's currency just absolute shit? if so, i want to go with like 20 bucks and just live like royalty.
May 3 2012 8:02PM
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feihlination
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thats pretty much how it works.
May 3 2012 8:05PM
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roddy116
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first picture that showed up on google images
May 3 2012 8:49PM
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Holte
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They couldn't spell Walmart correctly in the headline??
May 3 2012 9:02PM
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Spinoza
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Peanutbutter and Gumballs,   great combo
May 3 2012 9:38PM
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AT-AT
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This reminds me of when they end up in eastern Europe in Eurotrip.

"A whole nickel, I quit and i buy my own hotel."




May 3 2012 10:49PM
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