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Cool Stuff to do with a Mac

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TallTeeNation
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ok so i got a macbook pro and i need to learn some cool games tricks etc to use
May 3 2012 3:07PM
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northeast
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if you punch the screen as hard as you can, crisp new hundred dollar bills will come out of the CD drive.
May 3 2012 3:08PM
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wait.what
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Aperture N SHIT
May 3 2012 3:08PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
noob should have gotten the air
May 3 2012 3:08PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
throw it in the garbage.
May 3 2012 3:15PM
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e_strapp
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Pee all over it to wash the dust and such
May 3 2012 3:19PM
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extravert
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/563659/
May 3 2012 3:19PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
watch a lot of porn and don't worry about getting viruses
May 3 2012 3:20PM
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TallTeeNation
Posts: 903 - Karma: 340
risky, but i think i may try this when i want to buy a new pair of ski's....
May 3 2012 3:20PM
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GayWolf420
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Play frisbee golf with it.
May 3 2012 3:22PM
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cornholio
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toss it in a fire
May 3 2012 3:24PM
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TallTeeNation
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ok real question...my laptop has a intel dou processor....wont that let the laptop get viruses unlike the old macs??
May 3 2012 3:26PM
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TallTeeNation
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serious, i dont no much abou macs and computer shit
May 3 2012 3:30PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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your computer might try to kill you.
May 3 2012 3:32PM
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HorseCock
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He is being serious, you can't watch porn on your model of macbook.  Unless you want your computer to die in a matter of weeks that is.
May 3 2012 3:34PM
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Rafiki
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facepalm.jpg

smh
May 3 2012 6:05PM
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250r
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sell meth over the silk road
May 3 2012 6:23PM
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MothaHucker
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wave a magnet over the computer, it helps protect against viruses
May 3 2012 6:28PM
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alvy.
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Become an experienced internet predator
May 3 2012 6:29PM
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wait.what
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The CD drive can also be used as a toaster!
May 3 2012 6:41PM
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Poems
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inb4 grammar nazi
nice english language buddy
May 3 2012 6:42PM
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Lucas
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"but who cares it fits in a manila envelope
May 3 2012 6:43PM
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Lansfield
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download cool programs oh wait you cant do that on a mac. get a laptop that can run linux then the fun begins.
May 3 2012 8:04PM
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k-fred
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May 3 2012 8:15PM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
what d you want to know, its a computer it doesnt really do anything "cool"

I do prefer the OS for a couple reasons though, apples programs are tight and im not as afraid to torrent when im on my mac. learn all the short cuts, those are helpful
May 3 2012 8:17PM
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chazz90210
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lol i like how no comments actualy were to help, just like this one.  sorry i use windows
May 3 2012 9:11PM
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jblaski
Posts: 5566 - Karma: 1,078
Sell it, take the money, buy twice as powerful computer for half the price, use the rest of the money for sick skis.
May 3 2012 9:18PM
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JIBpsy^^
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Go to Boobs.gov
Then delete system 32
Your mac will then shoot out all the top 40 albums for free.
May 3 2012 9:20PM
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PacificRimJob
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See if it will shred.


May 3 2012 9:24PM
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ski-swagga
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tried this...didn't work. fml.
May 3 2012 9:29PM
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TallTeeNation
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Must be the wrong year.... I'll let you know if 2008 works
May 3 2012 10:39PM
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FightClub27
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HAHAHAHA this just killed me
May 3 2012 11:30PM
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skier_boy26
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Pretty nifty: if you head down to your nearest coffee shop and start using your mac, you will not get weird stares from all the other people with macs. You'll fit right in.
May 3 2012 11:33PM
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PacificRimJob
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On the contrary, if you head down to a coffee shop and set up a desktop computer, you might get some weird stares.
May 3 2012 11:36PM
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JIBpsy^^
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If you head to the coffee shop with a typewriter all the hipsters will start fapping.
May 4 2012 12:32AM
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Toasty.
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go into iTunes. play a song. press command T i believe.
May 4 2012 12:51AM
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sugar~glider
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so funny
May 4 2012 12:59AM
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gotti
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Ya then watch it get a virus and crash so u loose everything, but at least u saved half to buy that macbook again.
May 4 2012 1:02AM
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Bumblesteeze
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I laughed hard haha
May 4 2012 1:08AM
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Rafiki
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or download microsoft security essentials and don't go on bootleg porn sites.
May 4 2012 1:11AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
paint oh wait a second
May 4 2012 2:30AM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Masterbate, and then right before you climax slam your MacBook closed on you erect penis.
May 4 2012 8:15AM
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