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Osama bin laden's last words

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elemeno89
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they're going to be posted online.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/12290538-418/osama-bin-ladens-last-words-go-online.html

so, i thought this would be a good game to play. post what you thought he said. also, this could be a good trend on twitter, so if you have one put the tag below in your post.

#osamaslastwords


i'll start:

"wasn't me, i swear!"
May 3 2012 9:53AM
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CRiP
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May 3 2012 6:10PM
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HorsecockTony
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ha ha hahah 10/10 for making me giggle!
May 3 2012 6:11PM
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FerrisBueller
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look what i found:


CNN


[secret newly unclassified material]

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Osama Bin Laden has been killed. [(do not use this in that actual transcript) - he was naked in his room masturbating. His last words were, "For allah!!! Niajad jiad dijji∂!!!" Then he was shot 3 times almost simultaneously from the three closest seals, who don't reveal themselves, as they are too humble.] The seals has to fight through multiple waves of enemies, some even with women body shields.
May 3 2012 6:23PM
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Heart
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"Please continure production of my oakley osama pro model skis."
May 3 2012 6:27PM
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SirSpence
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FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
May 3 2012 6:43PM
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GayWolf420
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Took you guys long enough, eh?
May 3 2012 6:44PM
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Pool.
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"i have discovered and improved the sand-core technology"
May 3 2012 6:56PM
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maynaiseman
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sale teim sex pls
May 3 2012 7:00PM
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Aidan-G
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"Where da white women at?"
May 3 2012 7:01PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
I read this in TIME. I'm fairly sure these are actually his last words
May 3 2012 7:28PM
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Backyard.Skier
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lost
May 3 2012 9:02PM
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JIBpsy^^
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WHITESNAKE!!!!!!
May 3 2012 9:13PM
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PartyHon
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oh my god yes
May 3 2012 11:15PM
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Aidan-G
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Last words? I posted the first words he said when he got to Al Qaeda heaven
May 3 2012 11:18PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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"I have the weirdest boner."
May 3 2012 11:18PM
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Aidan-G
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I didn't read much of the thread. Were people really taking it seriously?
May 3 2012 11:27PM
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AT-AT
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Osama better at hide and seek than anne frank, not as good as waldo.
May 3 2012 11:29PM
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skithesprings
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See there, where you said "from being in the cave"? He wasn't in a cave. He'd been hiding in cities all along.
May 3 2012 11:43PM
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llambert
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May 4 2012 7:28AM
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llambert
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May 4 2012 7:29AM
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Mr.Sloth
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He was probably in the process of revealing the location of chads gap to his gaped followers. Fortunatly, seal team six arrived, broke his ankles, and killed him.
May 4 2012 8:11AM
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Otter.
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fuckin 'murricans
May 4 2012 8:17AM
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GeneralT
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"peeeeeka boo!"
May 4 2012 11:25AM
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JDA
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I had a threesome with Laura Bush and Michelle Obama- Fuck You America
May 4 2012 12:39PM
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MADDECENT
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The weird thing is something like this probably was actually going through his head
May 4 2012 12:48PM
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Montville57
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"do I says to the guy, listen 9/11 jokes aren't funny they're just plane wrong! Hahaha who is it? Oh shit
May 4 2012 3:09PM
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