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Osama bin laden's last words

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elemeno89
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they're going to be posted online.

http://www.suntimes.com/news/nation/12290538-418/osama-bin-ladens-last-words-go-online.html

so, i thought this would be a good game to play. post what you thought he said. also, this could be a good trend on twitter, so if you have one put the tag below in your post.

#osamaslastwords


i'll start:

"wasn't me, i swear!"
May 3 2012 9:53AM
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maximiliaan
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"allah allah jihad jihad kebab" probably
May 3 2012 10:00AM
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mmmpoundcake
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HERE I COME VIRGINSSS
May 3 2012 10:00AM
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BMB
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sheeeit
May 3 2012 10:01AM
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Mr.Sloth
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U mad cuz I peed in it gfs butt (gunshot) fuk u Dolan
May 3 2012 10:01AM
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Anal_Rapist
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umadbro?
May 3 2012 10:08AM
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Poems
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"أية تي هيني تم هيت حينها نيتي ويتذوقه تطو وينساب ?"
May 3 2012 10:10AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
May 3 2012 10:10AM
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DW.
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"oh shit"?
May 3 2012 10:13AM
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PartyHon
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durka durka
May 3 2012 10:17AM
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mophead
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it would be pretty fucked if he apologized to the families of 9/11...highly doubt it tho
May 3 2012 10:36AM
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Dlud
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No it's okay guys, I ordered pizza, open the door
May 3 2012 10:37AM
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YoungDaysMedia
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May 3 2012 10:42AM
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no_steeze
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i'm sure their "selections" will reveal the most anti-american horrible things imaginable and leave out 90% of what was actually said
May 3 2012 10:52AM
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Ski_the_east01
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because he probably had a lot of nice things to say about America as well......?
May 3 2012 10:54AM
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theBearJew
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"Took you long enough...."
May 3 2012 10:59AM
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no_steeze
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i'm not denying that i just think that the majority of his letters will be about the failure and corruption of al qaeda and the terrorist industry and his own reflections from being in the cave, and then a small portion will be about his plans for america and the people he hates. i think it'd be cool to read all the letters and get a sense of his mindset
May 3 2012 11:01AM
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thenightman
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i doubt much was said seeing that it was a raid turned gunfight.
but i think his last words were just some arabic swear words and maybe a few allah akbas
May 3 2012 11:05AM
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no_steeze
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it wasn't his last words of "oh shit i'm about to get shot" it was a series of letters he wrote towards the end of his life that revealed his thoughts on al qaeda and his ideal plans for the future
May 3 2012 11:13AM
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alex=
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He was like eminem.

Born with a dick in the ear, fucked in the head.

I have no interest in reading them.

May 3 2012 11:17AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
oh, I should have read the article, my bad. Either way, a guy capable of planning the murder of so many people probably didn't have any thing nice to say about us.
May 3 2012 11:18AM
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no_steeze
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of course he had nothing nice to say about us but it'd be cool if they published everything he said and not just the anti-american stuff. the article seems to say there was a lot about his dissatisfaction with his own organization and the loyalty of his followers
May 3 2012 11:20AM
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Amadeus.
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They are gonna say "thank you CIA, Reagan administration, and the American tax payers for giving me all that CIA training. Allah lol!"
May 3 2012 11:23AM
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Bill.Nye
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LOL at him thinking it would be a good idea to assassinate Obama because it would put "utterly unprepared" Joe Biden into office and plunge the US into crisis. Biden knows his shit and doesn't pull any punches.
May 3 2012 11:44AM
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cubber
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'thank you for letting me masturbate'
May 3 2012 11:49AM
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no_steeze
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i don't think he ever fully believed the plausibility of that, it was more of a "lets imagine one of the most extreme terrorism circumstances"
May 3 2012 12:08PM
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Bill.Nye
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I'm just saying that his theory behind it is bollocks, even if he somehow managed to do it. If he killed Obama, Biden is plenty ready to take the wheel.
May 3 2012 12:13PM
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sherwood4099
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...????
May 3 2012 12:22PM
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.R-Lohin
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Dont forget to turn off the oven.
May 3 2012 2:13PM
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sugar~glider
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mcdonalds mcdonalds kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut
May 3 2012 2:14PM
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TallTeeNation
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good lord baby allah 6Lbs 10 oz.
May 3 2012 2:17PM
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.AR6rider.
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May 3 2012 2:18PM
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Nathn
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This isn't funny
May 3 2012 2:18PM
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hot.pocket
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May 3 2012 2:20PM
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gotti
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A lot of it is probably classified info with inside shit on the workings of al queda. They could never release it because they need it to plan their next move and revealing what they know would disregard chuck norris's law of attack. The element of surprise.
May 3 2012 2:40PM
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TOK
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wrong. dude had like 4 wives.
May 3 2012 2:42PM
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Peter.
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ALLAHU AKBAR
May 3 2012 2:56PM
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theBearJew
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May 3 2012 2:59PM
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DubV134
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im off the hook!!! bitch deal with your own baby
May 3 2012 2:59PM
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No_Dub
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gooby pls
May 3 2012 3:08PM
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S.RUZYCKI
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haha i lawld
May 3 2012 5:07PM
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HorseCock
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You can't be serious...
May 3 2012 5:11PM
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blackmamba.
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"I'm the double, don't shoot!"
May 3 2012 5:12PM
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stickski
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shiite!
May 3 2012 5:16PM
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HARVERSACE
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durka durka jihad jihad durka durka
May 3 2012 5:24PM
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AWALLRUS.
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May 3 2012 5:27PM
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geteducated
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"they should have never cancelled arrested development"
May 3 2012 5:36PM
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Lucas
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I was gonna post this exact same thing
May 3 2012 5:41PM
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AndrewGravesSV
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May 3 2012 5:56PM
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dunkaroos
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hahahaha YES
May 3 2012 5:59PM
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Dr.Newschoolers
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Stay golden my followers, stay gold
May 3 2012 6:07PM
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