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Funny Porn names

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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
yeah, i know that thread about why you shouldnt look at porn, and i dont! i totally agree with whoever started it, but things people say would make HILLARIOUS porn titles. haha whats yours? here mine:

THAR SHE BLOWS! (liek a pirate one! eh, eh!?)

O.:|K|o|w|a|b|u|n|g|A|:.O
23 years ago
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mattwalker
Posts: 5063 - Karma: 2,478
i always thought it was the first street you lived on, and your first pets name


www.spyder.com

'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
22 years ago
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Papa
Posts: 4718 - Karma: 11
crytal chandelier, candy sweets
Seize the carp
22 years ago
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John_Hoeplinger
Posts: 634 - Karma: 19
Hugh G. Rection
------------------------------------------------------------ I'm outta Fairfield, CT the home of apple pie, crack cocaine and the thigh master
22 years ago
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
lars suckmycock
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
22 years ago
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AlpineShopVT
Posts: 381 - Karma: 11
Mike Bowman is mine. I heard a good one when i was at a hospital. They paged a doctor 'Peter Gozinya' i laughed.

'That's What I Love about highschool girls. As I get older they stay the same age.'
22 years ago
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snowboy56
Posts: 276 - Karma: 10
Arthur Birch
Trying is the First Step to Failure.~Homer~
22 years ago
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BeckaSki
Posts: 587 - Karma: 10
middle + street = Anne Auburn
middle + pet = Anne Hoover
the second one's way funnier.
22 years ago
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CrazyChica
Posts: 608 - Karma: 11
haha... this was on will and grace earlier... i think they did First Pet and First Street. sketchy, but hey, it was funny. i've never had a pet :/



~*I'm going skiing, it's pretty weird
when I get to the top of the slopes
I look down on the mountain side
should I traverse cross country, snow plow or parallel
or hit a mogul, baby, and watch me slip and slide
I might even do some free ride*~
22 years ago
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
middle + street = Ann Sac.
middle + pet = Ann Minnie

22 years ago
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cravate
Posts: 1329 - Karma: 11
Louise Marion
Louise Diamond
im out
22 years ago
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hotdog.garbage
Posts: 1854 - Karma: 10
michael duggan---thats no good...



Let me tell you something, bendeco. You pull any your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes 'click'.
22 years ago
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
George Cedar is mine,thatd be a great name



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
22 years ago
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ski_gurl
Posts: 102 - Karma: 10
Middle + Street = Bri Lans
Pet + Street = Kitty Lans
22 years ago
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
middle+street= elmer columbus
middle+pet= elmer molly
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
22 years ago
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
middle+street= Luke Taintor
middle+pet= Luke Rex


hoked on foniks wurked fur me. kant u tel?
22 years ago
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
middle + street = Lynn Ardens
middle + pet = Lynn Conny
(we called the cat condom, but it was too 'inappropriate')

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
22 years ago
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Line1260x
Posts: 518 - Karma: 10
mine suck
middle+street james toe jam
middle+pet james eisha
22 years ago
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
baaahahahaha this is hilarious


middle name - street - Arthur Waldbridge

pet - Arthur Small animal that barks

i was watchin a porno and it said

Music - Buster Gonads... good god it was funny
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
22 years ago
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
how awesome is george cedar



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
22 years ago
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Dallan!
Posts: 3668 - Karma: 11
jörgen ymervägen damn thats wack

















above the clouds?
22 years ago
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longboardskater
Posts: 636 - Karma: 9
karissa kuchina bianco
SAKEBOMB.COM
22 years ago
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
TAK would be a horrible porn name.
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Don't be WACK
Vote TAK
22 years ago
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
not if it was 'the' tac
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Alex

::Viva la Resistance!::
22 years ago
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DRISKEY
Posts: 2969 - Karma: 14
the best porn name ever would be AMANDA COLA!


changing the stereotype of skiiers one jib at a time

skiing is just like sex. when its good, its goooooood. and when its not so good, its still pretty good.

im tired of the mother fucking jacket!

a bar of soap?
haha thats right, got you good fucker!
22 years ago
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Huck2live1612
Posts: 407 - Karma: 11
murphy fitzsimmons
me: what the hell is that?
sister:its a boat u dumbass
me:well what the fuck do they nedd it for? the shitheads
22 years ago
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lanks
Posts: 12544 - Karma: 74
mine is decent, will monterey
thing is my dog's name is yoda...


o'doyle rules!
22 years ago
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gambino500014
Posts: 6882 - Karma: 12
TAKE THE NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET AND ADD IT TO YOUR MOMS MADEN NAME AND wham mines- Rambo Rosien
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Pakenhammerz 03

Bitchin, truly Bitchin

L1P
www.level1productions.com

www.pakenhammerz.cjb.com
22 years ago
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canonrider
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 29
i think mine takes the cake on that one then

pet-maiden name - Shadow Johnson
Bent Films
www.canonskiboards.com
22 years ago
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
pet+maiden name= conny Burne

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
22 years ago
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
middle/pet George Midnight
middle/street George Cedar,that is a great porn name



'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
22 years ago
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