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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
yeah, i know that thread about why you shouldnt look at porn, and i dont! i totally agree with whoever started it, but things people say would make HILLARIOUS porn titles. haha whats yours? here mine:

THAR SHE BLOWS! (liek a pirate one! eh, eh!?)

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Jun 14 2002 7:00PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you still have my damn ICON!

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 14 2002 7:07PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i mean, whos the dj? and who has more posts? woah..i have a lot now..

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 14 2002 7:07PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
I can you my pornstar Name (middle name + first street to live on)- Phil Verdes
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'We're on a mission from God.'
-Jake and Elwood Blues
Jun 14 2002 7:08PM
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mauii
Posts: 6166 - Karma: 32
someone stole my icon too :(

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Me need sig
Jun 14 2002 7:09PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
Kristina Kaslo
Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
Jun 14 2002 7:12PM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
hahah

i didnt mean to steal it, hahha i just thought it sweet.

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Jun 14 2002 7:31PM
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threejay
Posts: 2584 - Karma: 15
james profile(thats mine)



remember yesterday.live for today.plan for tommorrow.
-686 enterprises

Jun 14 2002 7:32PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
michael weston is mine, it sounds high class



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Jun 14 2002 8:02PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
Chase Harvest Wood haha
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ We're gona light the weed, tap the keg, shoot the shit, now let's begin. We're going to kick right back, sit right down, enjoy your girl, you're gona love the sound. -Bad Ronald
Jun 14 2002 8:20PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
Owen Seaview..ya represent



**I'd rather be skiing**

'this cold weather is going to cause me to kill something. watch out lady bugs - you're going down!!!!' - Mr.Hunt

'i'm tired of people talking shit when they dont know whats up.. i'll tell everybody off including god himself... i dont give a fuck.' - Dirty.
Jun 14 2002 8:36PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Marie Green (I sound like a geek.. Oh, wait, I *am* a geek.. yes, that's right.)


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 14 2002 9:04PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
Gerald Old Post..................Old Post....hahahaah

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
-NewSchool Shakspere
Jun 14 2002 9:38PM
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nealdawgdiamond
Posts: 1685 - Karma: 12
Patrick Gallery, hahaha nice


'You only live once. If you live it right, once is enough' -Micah Black
Jun 14 2002 9:41PM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
i dont care about the naming system

i want piot north as my name

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Jun 14 2002 10:04PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
the names Barry...Barry McCockiner
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 14 2002 10:52PM
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witchbaby666
Posts: 642 - Karma: 10
porn titles:
-Ho's, shave that nappy thang
-Trial by Copulation
-Doin' the Butthole Boogie
-San Fernando Jones and the Raiders of the lost poon
-Creme de la face
-WASSSUUUPPP.....your ass
-Your crack is my snack
-Rectal Rooter
-Tits a wonderful life
-Seymore Butt's Ass show
These are all actual porn flic titles. Amazingly amusing, aren't they?


Shhh. Don't tell god I'm an atheist.
Jun 14 2002 11:11PM
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crimson1080
Posts: 342 - Karma: 10
Stuard Boyd...damn...that IS a good porn name!
Jun 14 2002 11:41PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
i gotta have the best pornstar name, 'Ibrahim Hansen'

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jun 14 2002 11:41PM
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Slutboy
Posts: 18 - Karma: 10
jeff kenedy (not so funny) but barry d. wood would be my porn name.
Jun 14 2002 11:48PM
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$1080PLP$
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danny deep throat haha we actualy called a girl that in high school... shit wow that means i'm out of high school ahhh it just hit me.


i just say im gay... - Schwags

*brooke* - tyler is amazing everyone, i just have to say that
Jun 14 2002 11:59PM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
geeks revenge shall come fairy, you wait, im a nerd! i just realised it! my good golly! hahaha *snort* hahaha

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Jun 15 2002 12:32AM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I am a *geek*.. Not a nerd.. there's a difference. lol


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 15 2002 1:18AM
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Capurnicus
Posts: 9947 - Karma: 1,886
joe chestnut...look at me
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Eat bleach and die.
Jun 15 2002 1:54AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
james federal

~Tom
Jun 15 2002 1:57AM
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Lord_Piot
Posts: 3727 - Karma: 13
THE SLOT MACHINE

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Jun 15 2002 1:57AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
Josh Carol Jane or i guess it could be Dallis Carol Jane, or Josh Melodie Anne, or Dallis Melodie Anne


'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson

'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson

'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson


Jun 15 2002 2:29AM
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alex_uk
Posts: 812 - Karma: 10
i thought pornstar names were (middle) + (name of first pet)

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Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
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Jun 15 2002 5:05AM
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PhattSarah
Posts: 602 - Karma: 11
Mine would be Elizabeth Coachwood or Elizabeth Stan. They don't sound like porn names!! Liz Coachwood maybe, but they're wierd! The radio station I listen to has a competition where you have to guess which is a porn movie name and which is a kung-fu or western movie. It gets pretty funny!
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Jun 15 2002 6:01AM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
well duh! silly willy, geek, nerd, geek, nerd. this isnt a potatoe potatto situations. haha who says potatto?!

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Jun 15 2002 11:02AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
Gerald Grandview Heights. Bad.....


'mmmmmmm, hug.'-Homer
Jun 15 2002 11:03AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
alotta vagina and ivana humpalot...im ashamed no one else posted them
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 15 2002 11:07AM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
William Magnum! Thats mine and its the best I've heard.
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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
Jun 15 2002 2:10PM
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meme
Posts: 55 - Karma: 10
victor page....thats mine.....haha i win for the worst one


shibby!!
Jun 15 2002 3:58PM
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LauraAnn
Posts: 707 - Karma: 31
i heard porn names where pets name then street name

Jun 15 2002 6:18PM
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LauraAnn
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Jessie Blenhiem
Jun 15 2002 6:18PM
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westcoaststyle
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dirk diggler
Jun 15 2002 9:54PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
My friends wants his porn name to be Poppa Cherry! He was tell me, while on the way to a disco dance. I couldn't stop laughing because he was dressed like a child melester and he kept saying his name was Poppa Cherry!
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Jun 15 2002 10:34PM
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andyrightcoast
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I've seen soda called cherry poppers, lol

Mine would be Munro Brennan, hahaha...

my friend Simon said his would be Peter Homestead.


-Andy

NewSchoolSkiing+dot+com

Time to kick ass and chew bubblegum...

Damn, and I'm all outta bubblegum
Jun 16 2002 12:44AM
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Ass_Cock
Posts: 112 - Karma: 10
Will Fairgrounds.

I'm carrying Doug Bishops baby for Dave Pauls because Dave has a narrow urithra.
Jun 16 2002 12:47AM
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miss_hevern87
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 12
Nicole Parkway...awww hell yea

If I had a nickel,
I'd surely give it to you right away.
Jun 16 2002 12:56AM
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CalgaryJibber
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Owen Acton

Don of the Calgary Jib Family
Keep on Keepin on
Jun 16 2002 1:57AM
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LineJono
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i didn't read this one but aaron mcgovern had a good
Buster Hymen
Jun 16 2002 3:14AM
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lagwagon
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Eric Shon
Jun 16 2002 3:31AM
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yeti
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The Virgin Surgeon.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 16 2002 3:34AM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
hahha ass cock, thats lovely
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Jun 16 2002 12:59PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
Garon Pleasantview



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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 16 2002 3:34PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Shack Mackmaster





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 16 2002 4:34PM
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dpoiii
Posts: 3095 - Karma: 13
patrick woodstock
Jun 16 2002 5:05PM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
haha

woodstock


i get it


'How can i argue with you when you mumble?'
'abbadsjhdmmdasij'
'why thank you! ive never heard nicer things'
'huh?!'
Jun 16 2002 5:27PM
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nipe
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i think Garon Pleasantview is better than woodstock
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 16 2002 6:06PM
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