Replying to almost fucked a fat chick.................

yeah one night i was plastered of my ass and i was at my next door nabors house.... and this huge women was leadin me into a room and i was.... holy shit... and i was like... FUCK THIS SHIT and ran to my aparment and locked the door and cryed.......... has anyone else had close ecounters





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.