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almost fucked a fat chick.................

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hoodratz47
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yeah one night i was plastered of my ass and i was at my next door nabors house.... and this huge women was leadin me into a room and i was.... holy shit... and i was like... FUCK THIS SHIT and ran to my aparment and locked the door and cryed.......... has anyone else had close ecounters





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Oct 5 2004 1:10PM
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skogio3030
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teehee
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Oct 5 2004 1:13PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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yes i have. lets leave it at that.
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Oct 5 2004 1:17PM
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Moses
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no, but my roomate has a fat girlfriend.He fucks her like every other day and jokes about it. shes has a very pretty fface, but is still fat.
Oct 5 2004 1:18PM
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JackieChan
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Well done, chap. You just saved yourself from severe mental and emotional scars. Scars so deep that no amount of therapy can rectify them.
Oct 5 2004 1:20PM
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BigRich
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Ive nailed a lagre chick once. Good fun, they try real hard to please.!!

The only problem is trying to get them out and away without anyone seeing.
Oct 5 2004 1:24PM
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tandan83
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i have a chick friend who weighs like 250 and is like 5'6'. anyways, she's picked up like 5 guys from the bars this year somehow and everyone of them has been black.



shit happens when you party naked


Oct 5 2004 1:24PM
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poor@$$skibum
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'if i were a fat black chick, i'd live in the zoo.' lateralis. just thought it was relevant.


fat people should avoid buffets


Oct 5 2004 1:25PM
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hoodratz47
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ok when i say fat... i mean fat... not like a lil pudgy fun times.. im talking she wagied more then me.. and her ass was twice as fat as mine.. like.... you need jaws of life to move the poonch fat. i dont mean to be of any offence, but fat chicks... please dont fuck.... go work out........ goddam





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Oct 5 2004 1:32PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
fucking is kinda working out. that girl i talked about above left a pair of pants at my friends house for some reason sometime and we fit 3 average sized college guys into them and fastened the button.



shit happens when you party naked


Oct 5 2004 1:34PM
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hoodratz47
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fuckin is not like lifting weights.. well mayber for the guy fuckin shamu... but ... damnn fatness is a condidtion.. not some genetic thing.,.......





Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.
Oct 5 2004 1:38PM
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alpinecowboy84
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yes, i've been whaling. i was drunk, so i can make excuses, but my friends, you can never come back from it. and definately never tell your friends about it, because they will tell you about it until you die.




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Oct 5 2004 1:39PM
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Smithy
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oh man fat guys are worse because theyre more needy.... and theyre stronger than me and more scary. im a relatively petite gal so a fat guy scares the shit out of me. i stick with the skinny guys just in case i need to defend myself or hog tie them for being assholes.






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Oct 5 2004 1:47PM
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BigRich
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^haha true
Oct 5 2004 1:47PM
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BigRich
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hold on a sec. that ^ was not for smithy. ER.... it ws for alpine cowboy.

Oct 5 2004 1:51PM
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12ParkRat60
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I have had close encounters with ugly chicks when they start unbuckling your belt and pants, its scray shit
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Oct 5 2004 2:06PM
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Melvs
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would fucking a fat chick be better? I mean.. it's more chusion for the pushin as they say. I'm gonna do it one time in my lifetime just to say I have.
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Oct 5 2004 2:07PM
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Tosh
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do it man youll never go back
Oct 5 2004 2:08PM
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T.L.
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theres always a fat girl at a party once in a while who takes advantage of passed out dudes. that happened to my friend once he was passed out on a couch and this huge chick comes up and smothers him with her fatness and he wasnt moving so i went over and rescued him.


are fat people bad americans?
Oct 5 2004 2:16PM
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skiierman
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Ahem...





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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 5 2004 2:31PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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fucking a fat girl is a rite of passage into manhood.


We pay our debt sometimes.
Oct 5 2004 2:44PM
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devine
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wow



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'do i look gullable to you , or even a gulla-calf?'
Oct 5 2004 2:53PM
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eastAR5
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fat girls are always extra slutty and dirty this one girl in my math class shes only 15 or whatever and is taken big cocks everyweekend. She is always talking about the way she likes to suck dicks and her techniques.





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Oct 5 2004 3:03PM
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A_T_K
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there is a funny game to play...i cant remember the name of the game, but that dosn't matter. so if you're party or whatever and you see a fat woman, this is the game. you seduce her into some room(the easy part) and then you get in there and turn the lights off. now you may need to take the grenade and kiss her or find some other way to distract her for like 30 seconds while your buddies sneak into the room. so once your friends are in the room, get on top of her and tell your friends to hit the lights and try to ride her for 8 seconds(the hard part) while she tries to run away
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Oct 5 2004 3:16PM
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Sharpy
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I got head fro ma fat chick once. whoever said they are pleasers is damn right. I felt bad though because after she gave me head she wanted me to return the favour, but i just pulled my pants up said thank you and went home
Oct 5 2004 3:19PM
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Lateralis
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haahhahahahah ^^^ thats the way i would do it




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Oct 5 2004 3:32PM
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404404
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HAHAHA westbum thats best thing i ever heard. but 'fat chicks need love too Creg'
Oct 5 2004 3:41PM
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KillerMonkey
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slutty fat chicks are the worse. They dont even realize that they are fat and ugly
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Oct 5 2004 5:03PM
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kyle_w
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the worst are the fatasses that wear shirts like 'sexy' 'flirt' 'hottie', thats horrible






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:04PM
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eastAR5
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omg like 'Hottie 04'





Park Life
Oct 5 2004 5:08PM
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kyle_w
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and shorts that say, 'that chick' and 'she devil' and 'cheer' on the ass, im gonna produce ones that say 'fatass' on em






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:10PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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^ yeah that disrurbs me to. this one girl stands by the gate at after school everyday with her pants like down to her crack and her belly is hanging out and her shirt says like delicious or yummy....ugggg so gross



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Oct 5 2004 5:10PM
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kyle_w
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^ i forgot the infamous 'delicious'






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 5 2004 5:12PM
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skiierman
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No, no, no, no, the worst ones are the ones who wear tight ass clothes everyday and have a lazy eye. They're the worst because you cant tell if they are looking at you or the teacher on the opposite side of the room. Very scary.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 6 2004 8:31PM
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kyle_w
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^ chick like that in my school, her face is hott as shit, and her tits are great, but her legs, and her ass is somethin else






holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I wrote the words to this song on the back of a photograph
Behind your back it goes
A little something like this is way to big to miss....
Oct 6 2004 8:34PM
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Lebbo
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Drunkeness is never an excuse

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Oct 7 2004 8:07AM
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Lanemeyers
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Hahahahaha.... good thread! You guys make it seem almost tempting!

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Viva La Resistance!
Oct 7 2004 8:32AM
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221
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what a pussy. you obviously weren't drunk enough. instead of crying like a little girl, you shoulda done like 6 shots, waited half an hour then fucked the shit out of that fat hoss. And when your ham-boned you cant smell anything anyway, so eat that pussy like a pig. Fat chicks are like tricycles: they dont look good but they're fun to ride when you're drunk. Its funny how you'll go the bar or a party and after you've had a few drinks, all the ugly bitches dissappear and turn into goddesses. Just spread your drunken seed.

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Oct 7 2004 8:45AM
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d-loc
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better than sitting in your room alone crying like a baby not getting any...

man pussy is pussy if ur desperate and plasterd at a party, go get ur wang sucked bitch



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skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 7 2004 8:58AM
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davidh
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i still have no urge whatsoever to fuck a fatty
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Oct 7 2004 8:59AM
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SohCahToa
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dudes, 'fat' girls are better in the sack than the cokewhore skinny types. i had a gal who wasnt fat fat, but was not thin. she was so much more fun than the waifish girls ive been with. hey, its all pink on the inside
Oct 7 2004 9:29AM
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221
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nobody has an urge to, they just 'happen'. You can get away with murder on a fat chick, like jackhammer her head into the headboard, or spit in her clevage and fuck her funbags. Then when your friends make fun of you, blame it all on alcohol.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'
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Oct 7 2004 9:29AM
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d-loc
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oh im sure people have the urge



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 7 2004 9:31AM
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navigator
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'snowblades are like fat chicks, they're fun to ride until your friends find out'
Oct 7 2004 12:29PM
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Bangor
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mopeds and fat chicks: fun to ride until your freinds see you on them.
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Oct 7 2004 12:51PM
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d-loc
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^ill take a moped anyday, those think kick ass for city cruising



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 7 2004 1:41PM
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h3ofilms
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my best friend is what we like to call a 'chubby chaser'..he always talks about the thin hot girl he wants to hook up with, but u put liquor in him, and its a fat sex fest all night long

he nailed some girl and she left her thong..they stapled it to the wall as a reminder of how big she was..u coulda used it as a parachute
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Oct 7 2004 1:45PM
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jtbromski
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I quote one my best friends when i say 'fat chicks are like mopeds ... really fun until your friends catch you riding one.'
Oct 7 2004 2:01PM
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passion4this
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there are some classic quotes in this thread...





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Oct 7 2004 3:14PM
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trama1260
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this is the funiest thing i have ever seen on NS
its in the water
Oct 7 2004 4:08PM
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