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Ladies, is this true?

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The_Lord_of_Love
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May 1 2012 6:50PM
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Cufe.
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every man does it. thats like saying you dont watch porn
May 1 2012 9:05PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Completely serious. I can guess pretty accurately but I've never been like "Hey you know what I should do with this boner? Measure it. That would be sweet."
May 1 2012 9:08PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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What else are you supposed to do with a boner?
May 1 2012 9:10PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Show it off in public after making a video about Uganda?
May 1 2012 9:11PM
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geteducated
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sounds like you're afraid of acknowledging your harsh reality and prefer to estimate like the size of the fish you caught, but no one ever saw.
May 1 2012 9:11PM
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alden.
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May 1 2012 9:13PM
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Aidan-G
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If I know ballpark why do I need to know specifics? It's like a homerun. It's obviously not a record so I don't need to know the length but it's still a homerun
May 1 2012 9:15PM
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rednecknation
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how could someone have missed this. Thank you for your very informational input miss.
May 1 2012 9:27PM
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Hamster.
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sense has been spoken
May 1 2012 9:35PM
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Spinoza
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She tricked you into revealing that you have a small penis!
May 1 2012 9:37PM
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Bill.Nye
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The "ideal" range on that chart starts at about 150% of the mean average length, so no.
May 1 2012 9:51PM
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Puzzled
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What a waste of time.
May 1 2012 9:53PM
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colleenator
Posts: 885 - Karma: 60
women only need 3.5 inches to achieve maximum pleasure... it’s called a credit card.
May 1 2012 10:20PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
BOOM!
May 1 2012 10:27PM
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Mr.LemonPie
Posts: 4100 - Karma: 1,625
But the average male 1000 years ago was probably smaller, while the ideal size would probably stay the same, with only 2% (less 1000 years ago) of the population having an ideal penis size there wouldn't be enough big dick in the gene pool to make it common...yet.

But I'm working on changing that.
May 1 2012 10:28PM
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Hamster.
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I may only have 6 inches, but I can sure use all of them
May 1 2012 10:32PM
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hokkanee
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May 1 2012 10:37PM
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ForeverYung
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Win
May 1 2012 10:43PM
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CatDaddy
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winner
May 1 2012 10:45PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
im chill with my green zone johnson
May 1 2012 10:45PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
2 inches at 100 mph will do some damage...i don't give a fuck what ya say....
May 1 2012 10:48PM
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.RYAN66
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so lately nsg is all about talking about penises. nice



and just to contribute I fit right in the red zone so no complaints here.
May 1 2012 10:52PM
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 168
this surprises you why?
May 1 2012 10:59PM
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TOAST.
Posts: 7482 - Karma: 36,053
So you measure your vagina, right?
May 1 2012 10:59PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Girls measure there boobs. They say it's so they know what bra size to get but we all know it's so they can be mean to girls with smaller boobs
May 1 2012 11:02PM
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corona
Posts: 12795 - Karma: 32,751
pics or it didn't happen.
May 1 2012 11:04PM
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no_steeze
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i just manage to squeeze out being in the red



refer to icon for reaction
May 1 2012 11:06PM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
But I'll get teh banned
May 1 2012 11:09PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hahhahahahaha
May 1 2012 11:13PM
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snowdon
Posts: 2480 - Karma: 391
To be honest I've wondered how far back my vagina goes. Have not attempted to measure though, not sure how that would work.
May 1 2012 11:41PM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
buy giant dildo
insert dildo until you hit the top
measure the length
party on.
May 1 2012 11:43PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Post reults
May 1 2012 11:45PM
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snowdon
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I suppose that could work, but that seems like too much effort. I am lazy and cheap. My vibrator doesn't go to the top, but I'm not buying another longer one just to find out. Dildos are the most pointless things ever, they're just vibrators that don't vibrate. May as well stick a vegetable in there, which weirds me out too much to try.

I am pretty sure that I can feel when a guy's hitting my cervix though when we fuck at certain angles and he goes really deep, though. It's an interesting feeling.
May 1 2012 11:53PM
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Lucas
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I got banned for that once
May 2 2012 12:01AM
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deleted5
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i was told by another pink name (who shall not be named) if your a girl and you say size doesn't matter, it means your boyfriend has a small dick.
May 2 2012 12:45AM
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navierSTOKED
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I'm sure NSG would pay for it
May 2 2012 12:50AM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 303 - Karma: 327
BANG(pun)
But really you hit it spot on bro, clearly you did your biology homework that makes perfect evolutionary sense.  Biologically satisfaction for ladies should be in the upper portion of realistic penis size, but not such an unattainable size as this... Evolution wins again
May 2 2012 12:52AM
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snowdon
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I didn't say it doesn't matter. I said that too big is bad from a girl's perspective, but from my experience boys always seem to think the bigger the better. There IS a point where it just doesnt fit without being painful. Too small is also bad, for obvious reasons. So size DOES matter, it's just dumb that guys turn it into a "mine's bigger than yours" contest.

I do stand by my statement that no matter what your size, you must be able to use it well or you're hopeless.
May 2 2012 12:52AM
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GnarshoSapian
Posts: 303 - Karma: 327
inb4 slut
May 2 2012 1:09AM
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easiestEC
Posts: 2471 - Karma: 489
el oh el
May 2 2012 1:16AM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA bitchz
May 2 2012 1:21AM
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Davy.Crockett
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May 2 2012 1:21AM
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snowdon
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HA. I suppose if you've got a foot long special, your options are pretty limited to loose vaginas and your right hand. Which...really kind of sucks.
May 2 2012 1:25AM
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PigBenis
Posts: 182 - Karma: 99
well shit
May 2 2012 1:34AM
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Bill.Nye
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You know those are centimeters and not inches right.....
May 2 2012 1:57AM
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sugar~glider
Posts: 142 - Karma: 13
solid b range
May 2 2012 2:06AM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6196 - Karma: 2,302
Holy Chode if you're being serious.
May 2 2012 2:15AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Definitely joking. That thing would be a cheese wheel. If I had a random boner it would look like I was smuggling a frisbee in my pants
May 2 2012 2:18AM
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ski-swagga
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solid green. I'm content with that.
May 2 2012 2:31AM
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