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Man Sues BMW For Causing Him A 20 Month Boner

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garrett.
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http://content.usatoday.com/communities/driveon/post/2012/04/man-sues-bmw-for-persistent-erection-after-bike-ride/1#.T58Zm-21n18

uhm, what?
Apr 30 2012 7:00PM
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Troy.
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Bad things happen to good people.
Apr 30 2012 7:02PM
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Abc567def
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they should change their print advertising

"Our rides give you boners you will sue over"
Apr 30 2012 7:05PM
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Radio
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vibes
Apr 30 2012 7:07PM
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Davy.Crockett
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well that sucks, but im pretty sure there are procedures that can be done at the hospital to relieve a boner. i don't think its pleasant, but its possible.
Apr 30 2012 7:07PM
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Aidan-G
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ha boner
Apr 30 2012 7:07PM
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*Bird
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shit sucks, i got one for a week from the same bike once
Apr 30 2012 7:08PM
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.AR6rider.
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Hahaha I saw this on Facebook a few days ago. I'm gonna go ahead and call bullshit.
Apr 30 2012 7:15PM
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ObiWanKablowme
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i have to say i was expecting this to be a story about the guy being into having sex with his car haha
Apr 30 2012 7:19PM
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blackmamba.
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Epic claim on his part, haha.
Apr 30 2012 7:22PM
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AlwaysDisagrees
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20 months without getting help? That guy is a straight retard.

Apr 30 2012 7:31PM
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Big_Spence
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BIG_SPENCE THREAD OF THE DAY!
Apr 30 2012 7:36PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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how awkward would it be to have to take a piss in a public bathroom at a baseball or football game? having to stand like four feet back from the urinal to arch it in. probably gets some weird looks.
Apr 30 2012 7:38PM
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iSmokeweed
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i mean i still have a boner from tom wallisch's xgames gold run.
Apr 30 2012 7:43PM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
It's on USA Today. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't publish a fake story about boners.
Apr 30 2012 7:44PM
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Lucas
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One time I had a boner but it turned out it actually wasnt. I haven't had boner
Apr 30 2012 7:50PM
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Aidan-G
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Sensationalism!
Apr 30 2012 7:50PM
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bangarangmules
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He should become a porn star.
Apr 30 2012 7:56PM
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fupaface
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I'm pretty sure they stick a needle into your dick to drain the blood if a boner won't go away.
Apr 30 2012 7:56PM
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Deluge
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hahahaha that would suck.. dick.
Apr 30 2012 8:16PM
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Funnel
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Hahahahahaha there's no way.
Apr 30 2012 8:28PM
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artfullydodged
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Wait... Boners are supposed to go away after awhile? shit...
Apr 30 2012 8:30PM
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.AR6rider.
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Derp. The story is real, but I do not believe for 1 second that this dude has had a boner for 20 months.
Apr 30 2012 8:50PM
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KEVTRON
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Few days? I would be worried after an hour.
Apr 30 2012 9:50PM
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