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Paper on skiing pass english

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F-Beezy
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ok no hating just a quick ? anyone have a research paper on skiing that would want to send it to me my paper is due tonight and i still have so much other shit to do if i dont get a 3 page research paper in by 12 tonight ima fail english so someone please help me?
Apr 30 2012 3:06PM
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janetSkis
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your sig is my answer
Apr 30 2012 4:22PM
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Aidan-G
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Apr 30 2012 4:24PM
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bangarangmules
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If you just sit down and focus on it without any internet distractions you should easily be able to do that in 20 minutes. Especially since it is a topic that you have experience with, and since it is a high school paper you probably don't have to do any research. 20 minutes should be more than enough time, and I'm sure that you've spent more time than that on NS already.
Apr 30 2012 4:25PM
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smallmtskier
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You have over 6 hours. It really should not be that hard to BS a 3 page paper.
Apr 30 2012 4:26PM
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hokkanee
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Man up you pussy
Apr 30 2012 4:32PM
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steezyjibber
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Apr 30 2012 4:45PM
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nhudson
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3 page research paper is easy! just cite a shit load of sources and that will take up a whole bunch of room,
Apr 30 2012 4:55PM
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AWALLRUS.
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Apr 30 2012 6:20PM
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BROSEIDON
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block quotes
Apr 30 2012 6:27PM
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chickenonabun
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I will give you mine for $100.
Apr 30 2012 7:42PM
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Lucas
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Seems legit
Apr 30 2012 7:51PM
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mathmansam
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seems legit
Apr 30 2012 8:04PM
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chickenonabun
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Its for real bro I wrote it last year
Apr 30 2012 8:20PM
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F-Beezy
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too bad its not a high school paper...
Apr 30 2012 8:40PM
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edai
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Middle school? So like 10 minutes....
Apr 30 2012 8:41PM
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bangarangmules
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Well then, if you are in college and can't write a fucking 3 page paper about skiing without asking somebody else to do it for you might as well drop out and save your money.
Apr 30 2012 8:42PM
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hot.pocket
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Everyone needs to stop trying to write papers on skiing.

If its an opinion paper like 'The Joy I Get From Skiing,' then go for it, but any other type of paper, just don't do it.
Apr 30 2012 8:43PM
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PhaedeD
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3 fucking pages dude.... i could fucking shit out 3 pages......

heres what you fucking do.

1. compile your sources (lets say 3)
2. write a lit review for each source. (only needs to be a few paragraphs) you will just basically read the article and write in your own words how the author came to his conclusion. if you quote something from the article just cite it.
3. After your write your 3 lit reviews put them together in an order that makes sense.
4. Turn in your paper



I have a 10 page paper on violent video games if you want that lol
Apr 30 2012 8:45PM
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edai
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Haha I was just going to say this, you would think spending so much time reading and responding to people on this site would teach people how to think and translate ideas, but god damn are some people stupid. Skiing just is not a deep enough sport to write about, it's way too new, and needs time to develop before you can write about it like it's soccer or baseball. No teacher will understand it, and you will fail for that reason.
Apr 30 2012 8:46PM
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RipeTomato
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This is true. I tried to write a definition essay on what skiing is to me and it was the worst thing ive ever written. I kept feeling like it wasnt good enough and it turned out shitty.

But just go through a brief history of skis for a couple pages, talk about the first skis and how they used to use birch tree roots for bindings, innovation in design like camber and shit, wider tips and tails, metal edges, changes in base materials polyethylene, then describe todays skis and types of skiing and stuff. I think you could write 3 pages on that easy.
Apr 30 2012 8:53PM
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Parks.
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Haha this!! Soo easy to pound out 3 god damn pages
Apr 30 2012 8:55PM
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gotti
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dude 3 pages? you need help with that shit.

i have a 3 page paper due tomorrow and a another one due the next day. I haven't started either. (just realized i probably shouldn't be bragging about this)
Apr 30 2012 9:04PM
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steezyjibber
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not true. i once did an 8 page paper on the whole Warren Miller Entertainment vs. Level 1 problem. Got an A+ and professor said it was the best one in the class. I believe she wanted it to show future classes as well.
May 1 2012 1:31AM
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steezyjibber
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and also, it's easier to write about a topic you like. you're more passionate about it and it comes out better than writing something you could care less about.
May 1 2012 1:33AM
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Seany.n
Posts: 459 - Karma: 467
Steps to pass English

1: Change topic of paper to something with actual sources you can do research on (not skiing)
2: get all info from Wikipedia
3: Write down random sources somewhat relative to your topic
4: Hope teacher doesn't check sources
5 Profit
May 1 2012 6:46PM
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Tamas
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knocked out one of my english final projects in like 2 hours. was a 12 page screenplay (of course the story line is nowhere near being finished but thats the most we could hand in.
May 1 2012 6:57PM
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