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steeziemaster
Posts: 220 - Karma: 10
i went to a taco bell with no sporks. i think it was a fake taco bell
'slap I'll bitch you!'-1260 man
Oct 5 2004 12:10AM
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Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
taco bell..more like taco hell. here is my taco bell story. the downtown taco bell, is right next to the ped mall where all the bars are, im so in there after bar close for some nachos. there is a huge line of drunks and mid line they announce they are closing so some dude grabs all the huge ass glasses and starts filling them at the soda fountain and mad tossing them over the counter at the worker, just bombing them. then 2 dudes got in a fight over who was first in line to the pisser , I left and never ate there again.
Oct 5 2004 12:21AM
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C.J.
Posts: 5460 - Karma: 72
The spork is the best invention ever.
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You got a gram bag hit the zags and roll her up
Cuz a nigga like me can't fake it when I'm high
Get the Visine for the tight red eyes
Jump in the Cutlass with the niggas from the set
The blunt went out but we ain't done yet
Get another one blaze like a barbeque beef
It ain't nothin like a blunt for the funk in ya teeth
Yeah, I'm a skinny 6'5 motherfucker
If you didn't know me you would think I was a clucker
But I'm not a clucker I'm a dodger and a ducker
Come a little closer I'm a show you I'm a punch ya
And if I can't beat you I get my gun and I'm a buck you
Turn you over like a little bitch and I'm a fuck ya
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Oct 5 2004 12:31AM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
I just wanted to let you all know that people everywhere are now celebrating national spork day which is december 18. i dont know, we just picked this date because our vanadlism with sporks about 8 years ago reached an all time summons worthy high.






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Oct 5 2004 6:43AM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,034
^ i will stab many with my spork that day
Oct 5 2004 7:10AM
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Smithy
Posts: 1887 - Karma: 12
try just stabbing lawns first






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Oct 5 2004 7:14AM
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mackinnon
Posts: 5153 - Karma: 161
no sporks?! this is fargery


*Laura*


my mom has like 15 prada bags........ ATLANTASKI
Oct 5 2004 8:33AM
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nothanks
Posts: 13551 - Karma: 31
there are sporks at my school because they think were not safe with knifes, and there are knifoons, and spooifes



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Oct 5 2004 8:36AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
whoh, thought the alien was back and that the NS spork reserve needed to be opened........ thank god i'm wrong.
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Oct 5 2004 8:55AM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
thats only for real emergencies. and rumor has it that the ns alien will never show his face again...so what do we keep the sporks for?


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Oct 5 2004 3:52PM
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PowderCanuck
Posts: 2626 - Karma: 10
This may be a stupid question, but I've only heard bits and pieces. Who/what is the NS alien? As far as I can understand it's when it says that 25 users are logged in but only 24 are in etc.


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Screw this I'm going skiing
Oct 5 2004 3:56PM
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Joe.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 24
i dont know about the 25/24 thing.....but its a dude.....with noe name.....and there are fakes..people that made names with jsut a space...




my mom plucks my ball hair at night when im sleeping and glues them to her eyesbrows cuz she had a terrible camping incident when she was younger and her eyebrows never grew back, shes been doing this since i was 13 im gonna have to start chargin that fat bitch for my hair
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Oct 5 2004 4:47PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6436 - Karma: 109
SPORKMANIA
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Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

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Oct 5 2004 4:55PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
i think that the spork have lost all comedic value.





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Oct 5 2004 5:10PM
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,826
yeah the alien thing is a little played out now, and half these cats dont even get it

-Dan



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Oct 5 2004 5:33PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
but the alien is so ingrained into the history of ns, that it can never go away
-Joe
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Oct 5 2004 5:37PM
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Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Sporks are the best. If I had invented sporks, or the orange construction cone, I;d be rich


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