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Screamin semin--help plz

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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
so, i was skiing all day today and getting super pissed.. i can't get the grab.

how do i do it and ride away?
Apr 30 2012 3:09AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
more air, and focus mostly on flipping the back ski around rather than the front ski out of the way, i dunno what else, what specifically is cant you do? is your ski nearly in the right spot or are you flailing or what?
another thread helped for the day
Apr 30 2012 3:13AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i miust be just retarded have have bad feet, cause i get tangled the fuck up and slam dicks on the ice. it's terrible but it happens, no pain no gain, right?!
Apr 30 2012 3:18AM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
correct. increased pain=increased gain, which is why i usually fill my pockets with burning dogs and chainsaws. think about doing it like a hurdle jump kinda, its been a while for me so i cant picture it well, el oh el
Apr 30 2012 3:27AM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
put tiger balm on your balls
Apr 30 2012 4:38AM
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Dr.Gnar
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Grab?? What are you talking about? Do a daffy, bring your skis back down but cross a leg over the other, do another daffy, stomp it and ride away...
Apr 30 2012 5:05AM
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7springsprod
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This works. I tried it.
Apr 30 2012 6:49AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
How about...screamin' semen?

http://www.thatsphucked.com/post/2008/08/Loudest-Orgasm-Ever.aspx
Apr 30 2012 7:01AM
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666.
Posts: 489 - Karma: 379
Get more air. That's rreally all there is to it. That and focus.
Apr 30 2012 7:20AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15081 - Karma: 9,158
this man knows his stuff
Apr 30 2012 7:23AM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
*put bengay on your balls

shit gives you super powers
Apr 30 2012 7:36AM
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=FAIL=
Posts: 536 - Karma: 47
I have no idea how I do it. You get half way, so you've got over the "Nah; I won't put tiger balm on my balls because that's a silly idea." stage, so I'd just assume that you need a bigger jump.
Try getting the skis only just switched up, then bringing it back from there rather than locking your ankles up. I'm not too sure what else to say. I hope that helps.
Apr 30 2012 7:37AM
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Apr 30 2012 7:42AM
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.Blake.
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when ever I am in a situation and I am not sure what to do, this is the first thing that I do. It has solved multiple world crisis and even ended wars.
Apr 30 2012 12:11PM
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travazoid
Posts: 221 - Karma: 279
Get your double daffys on lock down then try and it will be easy
Apr 30 2012 12:21PM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,885
Whenever I picture screamin semens i imagine that ridiculous one Martini did. They don't seem nearly as awesome when you don't invert
Apr 30 2012 12:23PM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
the fuck did i just watch
Apr 30 2012 3:05PM
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Crossfade
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ahahahahahahahah
Apr 30 2012 3:15PM
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