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The local longboarding phenom

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ski4fun420
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Look out for this kid.. Him and his friends ride across from my house.
Apr 29 2012 10:25PM
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CliffyByro
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that was seriously fucking cool.

but OP needs to shut the fuck up and stop being such a retard. i'm not saying you shouldn't defend your buddy, but if you actually had some intelligence and reading comprehension you'd realise no one is actually saying anything bad about him. also, everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Apr 30 2012 9:14PM
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Mr.Turtle
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that looks so fun
Apr 30 2012 9:18PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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God damn you are fucking retarded dude. I didn't seem impressed? You do realize in a previous post I say "I never said I'm not impressed with the kid." I don't find it as impressive as someone on a REAL skateboard doing REAL tricks. As for the kid having more skill than me, no, on a long board sure he is better than me (you wouldn't fucking catch me dead on one, but sure I'll give him that he is preobably better than most kids on a long board) As for REAL skate boarding I have been skate boarding since this kid was 4 years old. I have skate boarded 8 years longer than this kid has, so no I don't believe I'll be schooled by this kid or get any advice from him seeing as though when I was his age... 6 years ago... I had my first sponsor just like this kid.

Oh and learn to fucking read I said tre flip or bigspin into a tailslide on a 2 foot ledge not tre flip off of one.

I will say this one more time to dumb it down for you kid. Your little pal is good at long boarding, it doesn't necessarily impress me. It's impressive, but it doesn't truly impress me. I don't like you, you are uneducated and you don't know how to make a point, not once have I made an accusation of this kid or you (aside from this post where I call you a retard, but you have proven that to everyone in here.) but you seem to make it fits every post to accuse me of being some bitch ass skateboarder retard dumb shit, you don't me. I'm not going to create a youtube account to show off the skills in which I KNOW I have and that everyone who knows me KNOWS I HAVE just to prove a point to a 16 year old fuck wad from the shittiest state in the U.S.

So, now, please remove the sharp barbed stick from your asshole, get over the fact that one fucking kid isn't impressed WITH YOUR FRIENDS LONGBOARD VIDEO FROM BUTTFUCKING OHIO! Get the fuck over it, it's not even your video, it's some kid who lives on your street so quit making your self look like a huge mentally incapable pussy in front of an audience of people who could give a shit less about you.
Apr 30 2012 9:19PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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As for this gem of a post, I never said this kid was doing anything wrong you guys have thick skulls that obviously just can't process information, please go back and read my posts, I wasn't judging the kid or what he does, i say it's cool, I just say keep longboarding to what it is keep skating to what it is. THAT IS MY FUCKING OPINION I DON'T CARE IF EVERYONE IN THE WORLD DISAGREES. Tough shit get over the fact I don't share an opinion with you kids.

Oh and longboarding is not fucking skating, so I don't have an elitist attitude towards skateboarders quite the opposite, but longboarding is not skating so I suppose I have an elitist attitude towards longboarders sure. I will agree with that completely. I think longboarding is dumb as fuck unless you're flossing down a fucking hill at 50+ and sliding around corners, because that is dope as fuck, that is just as cool as someone throwing hammers down a big ass set. So yeah sure I have an elitist attitude to kids who do ride down mommy and daddy's drive way on a oversized skateboard and call them selves a skateboarder, or kids who toss on their flip flops, a LAX pinnie, drink a natty, and cruise down the middle of a road. It just isn't skateboarding and never will be.

DISCLAIMER

THIS IS MY OPINION IF YOU CAN'T FATHOM THE IDEA OF SOMEONE HAVING A DIFFERENT VIEW THAN YOU GET OVER IT WUIT BEING A CHILD.
Apr 30 2012 9:28PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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This pretty much sums it up.
Apr 30 2012 9:34PM
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[hamnuts]
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oh no, all caps rage

Apr 30 2012 9:56PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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When I caps lock I mean bidness meg
Apr 30 2012 10:01PM
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jcc03skis
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CAPS DON'T MAKE YOU ANY LOUDER!!!

Just kidding, and I actually agree with you.
Apr 30 2012 10:44PM
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skipaparazzi
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That kid has some skills! Why do park and street skater skater only types gotta hate on longboarding? Did you guys know the worlds largest skateboard is called a skateboard, not a longboard. My point is enjoy viewing the talent and shut the fuck up. A skateboard is a skateboard. Some are long, some are short. Back in the day some longer skateboard were called Fucking kids these days!
This from wikipedia:
Longboard components

Longboards are skateboards so they have the same parts. However the parts generally have different dimensions and the wheels can be softer, however some have hard wheels as well, which makes longboards feel quite different than the ubiquitous skateboard.

Just go have fun

Apr 30 2012 10:44PM
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CliffyByro
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facepalm.jpg
May 1 2012 8:01AM
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Puzzled
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Bump. ski4fun420 wheres the video you promised me?
May 1 2012 1:20PM
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sugar~glider
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oh my god let it go, this whole thread is painful to read
May 1 2012 4:07PM
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Ruffles
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Shut up you can't even fly, you just glide.
May 1 2012 4:29PM
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skipaparazzi
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I caught that quote to Mr. 3rd party viewer!! This kid Really contradicts "Everything" he stated in the previous sentence; and messages for that matter. He is definitely sounding jealous.
"Carry on" !!!!! I like that
May 1 2012 11:01PM
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JIBpsy^^
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The slides were fucking epic, not really a fan of the flip tricks though.
May 1 2012 11:12PM
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floop
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This is the most unfortunate part of this thread along with the "the two shouldn't overlap" comment. very shortsighted way to look at your sport (they aren't so different). Why do you want to cap the way a sport can progress?

Do you dislike ski cross also since it overlapped racing with what was considered "freestyle" at the time?

You probably didn't have that attitude about skiing and snowboarding overlapping. If so get out of the pipe, stop buttering etc.. Yes we DID adapt techniques/styles from snowboarding.

An extreme example to take the piss... How about people? Should their be fusion and overlapping of races?

That being said, that kid rips. that long ass powerslide is impressive
May 2 2012 1:54AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I don't ski.
May 2 2012 1:56AM
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wasatch_rat
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if people held onto that logic, skiers never would have started doing snowboarding tricks. you sir, are a reluctantly jealous hater of a 14 year old.
May 2 2012 2:55AM
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Lolocaust.
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Dude, I fucking hate you normally. But I'm so high, I lolled and read every sentence like you were a guy rocking a pair of his sisters jeans with a misfits T and Ray-Bans and holding your board by the truck

May 2 2012 2:57AM
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.AR6rider.
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Flip tricks are for skateboards, and look fucking retarded when done on a longboard. Fuck, I even kinda used to be a fan of shove-its on longboards, but after seeing 449 of them in this edit, I think those are worn out too. The kid has some skills, but god damn...keep longboarding where it belongs: on long, steep hills. Throw in some sick slides, and bomb shit while going really fast. Skating around slowly on flat ground doing pseudo flip tricks is fucking lame.
May 2 2012 2:58AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Yeah but you see, skiing isnt fucking retarded and neither is snowboarding. Longboarding is fucking retarded.

I SAID IT longboarding is fucking stupid learn how to ride a real skateboard you talentless, tank top wearing, flip flop using, longboarders. You aren't skateboarding if you are wearing flip flops. SUCK ONE LONG BOARDERS YOU CAN'T OLLIE, YOU COULDN'T RIDE A REAL SKATEBOARD SO YOU PICKED UP A REALLY BIG EASY ONE TO RIDE.


YOU SUCK DICK AT LIFE

THIS 14 YEAR OLD IS GOOD, HE JUST SHOULD BE TRE FLIPPING IT LOOKS FUCKING STUPID ON A BIG ASS BOARD, THATS ALL I'M SAYING. I KNOW THERE WILL BE A MILLION AND TWO LONG BOARD THREADS THIS SUMMER AND I WILL HATE ON ALL OF THEM THEM UNTIL YOU LEARN HOW TO ACTUALLY SKATE.






HOTASSBEATCLAP LONGBOARD HATE SUMMER 2012 COMMENCES NOW.



May 2 2012 3:00AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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*SHOULDN'T BE TRE FLIPPING.

and Ar6 knows what's up because he is not a dumbass and can see where I am coming from unlike you ignorant, longboarding, pretentious children.
May 2 2012 3:07AM
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CliffyByro
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just to back up points made previously, this is one of my favourite edits ever. note complete lack of flip tricks and abundance of huge hills and sweet slides.


May 2 2012 7:11AM
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ski4fun420
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Good job man. At least you let out all of your hate and anger toward longboarding this time. No everything is coming clear. Your just a young disrespectful ass-dragger/snowboarder who thinks his shit don't stink. I always get along with snowboarders; just not your ego mania type of boarders like yourself.

Well, Michael is a 14-year old phenom. Niko filmed all this in a two week span, while Michael was healing a wrist fracture!! He is sponsored by Original ,which chaps your anus. Please come to Columbus Ohio so Michael can tre flip off of your forehead.
All of us on this thread can understand you much better now. Thank you for clearing the air and coming clean.
BTW. Can you do a switch 360 slide, into a shove it on your "real" skateboard?
One more thing. I posted this just to give a young phenom some extra exposure. dealing with young, shit talking trolls is something I am getting better at everyday!!! Have a great day of hating on other NS members you little ass-dragger.
May 2 2012 8:02AM
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Ski_Alot
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STOP BEING BETTER THAN ME
May 2 2012 10:03AM
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B.Foreman
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that skating is amazing

May 2 2012 10:38AM
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StanMcStanson
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this kids got those slide shuvits on LOCK
May 2 2012 11:02AM
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theabortionator
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I'd bang that hot chick at 2:11
May 2 2012 11:09AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Ohhhhhhh noooooo I hurt skiforfree's precious little feelings yet again! Oh noooo how could you let some ass dragging snowboarder/skateboarder bother you so much!? I am soooo sorry oh and NO I CAN'T DO A SWITCH 360 SLIDE SHOVE IT. Because its a dumb fuckin long boarding trrick and it should be left in longboardig... That's my entire pout. What I can do that your little phenom can't do on a longboard is a switch backside 360 kickflip and a switch 360 pop nose slide. QUIT GETTING SO ANNOYED WITH ME. Did your dad raise you to be a pussy or did it just happen that way? You are a longboardig sympathizer and in my eyes you're no better than a homo erotic nazi soldier.
May 2 2012 11:09AM
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Ruffles
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That was pretty sweet.
May 4 2012 8:10PM
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manutdsaol
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Amazing and in the flatlands too
May 4 2012 8:22PM
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E__
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You know everyone hates you now right? No one is on your side because you're all pissy about him disagreeing with you. He also stated that there are tricks you can do on a longboard that can't be done on a skateboard yet there you are asking if he can do it. Why are you even arguing? You're not the one that can longboard better than everyone, you"re the one that posted the video, it isn't your argument, now get the fuck out of this thread for a while and read this thread: https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/614959/page/1/
Time to relax no one wants to argue but you.
May 4 2012 8:38PM
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alden.
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.this.
May 4 2012 8:48PM
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Puzzled
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Bump. ski4fun420 wheres the video you promised me?
You said you asked him on facebook, Im real curious of his reply.
May 4 2012 8:50PM
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Dr.Gnar
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You're a fucking dickbag cumguzzler, who the fuck are you to subjectively dictate what long boarding "is supposed to be?" Like, how fucking dare you! Sports can progress however they want. Like how Rally, Nascar, F1, drag, is ALL part of "car racing." Seriously, I've read all your comments in this thread, SHUT THE FUCK UP
May 4 2012 9:27PM
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Dr.Gnar
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How about ALLOWING people to use whatever board to do whatever tricks to make whatever video they want, and I stead people CHOOSING what video they want. I swear the internet/YouTube has made people into entertainment-spoiled opinionated close-minded fuckfaces who expect any posted video to be right up their alley, every time.
May 4 2012 9:29PM
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Furrer92
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cept nascar is gay
May 4 2012 10:03PM
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jcc03skis
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I think he mad.
May 4 2012 10:07PM
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Dr.Gnar
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Sick tricks you got in your bag there man. But Skate 2 isn't really that hard.
May 4 2012 11:21PM
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Balto
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this thread sucks and that video was cool for about the first 15 seconds of riding

this is the only good longboarding video ever made, now leave this shit to college bros

May 4 2012 11:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Oh no I hurt your feelings too. Are you going to be able to accept the fact that I don't like longboarding?


May 4 2012 11:59PM
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kootenayklaus
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Man, the chants that are going to go around when this kid first gets laid ahahahaha.
May 5 2012 12:04AM
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kootenayklaus
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Man, the chants that are going to go around when this kid first gets laid ahahahaha.
May 5 2012 12:05AM
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CliffyByro
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no you
May 6 2012 2:51PM
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2_fadez
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you are just as much of a pussy for arguing with him. You both need to grow up
May 6 2012 2:58PM
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Puzzled
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He promised me a video of that tre flip to tailslide (pretty much impossible on a longboard) so I kind of trolled him by PM but he revealed himself very fucking weird for a guy his age (check his pictures, hes quite old).
May 6 2012 5:21PM
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Forcillo
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LOOK. To all the people saying that he shouldn't be doing all the flip tricks and low speed stuff, Michael Virgin got into longboarding his own way, and I'm guessing he would be hauling ass 45 mph down some huge hill if he had access to it. But he lives in OHIO. There are not huge hills and freshly paved roads in OHIO. Also, flip tricks on longboards are a shit ton harder than on a skateboard. Imagine taking a skateboard and doing a kickflip on it. Now add 10 inches to the length and put a 5 pound weight on it. Now try a kickflip again. Not so easy, is it? There are many aspects and styles in the sport of longboarding, and freestyle just happens to be a facet of it that Michael Virgin enjoys and excels at. So stop hating on him. He's sponsored by some pretty prestigious companies, has a fuckin huge bag of tricks, and if 14 YEARS OLD.

To further prove my point of there being more than 1 facet of the sport of longboarding, here's a freestyle video:
May 6 2012 6:04PM
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JayMeZZy
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slide tricks on longboards are so gay, yes he has skill, but its just so boring to watch, hussing down a hill at 90 is way more insense
May 6 2012 6:10PM
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Billiards.
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I think the anti trick longboard argument could be made more simple: Its gimmicky.

I understand that its a challenge and all, but it just seems unnecessary. That said, that kid is real talented..
May 6 2012 6:45PM
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cwphoto
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i agree with this completely. i live in ohio and its very flat. i have 2 ok hills near me, neither have been re-paved for a very long time. he has fun how he wants to have fun, no need to tell him its not real, because im sure all of those tricks took a lot of practice to learn
May 6 2012 6:54PM
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