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What the fuck are people googling

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feihlination
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that is all.
Apr 29 2012 2:22PM
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2_fadez
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now google "why does it appear that"

and you get a much more intelligent response
Apr 29 2012 2:24PM
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feihlination
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omg, literally anything starting with "why" or "who" is the fucking lolz.

Apr 29 2012 2:27PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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"why do people hate nickleback"

Apr 29 2012 2:29PM
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James7
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yes, or "what"
Apr 29 2012 2:29PM
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feihlination
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[why should you not]

...smoke
...wash your hair everyday
...eat bananas
...pass out with your shoes on


[what would happen if]
...i hired two private investigators to follow each other
...if a girl took viagra
...
...we kissed



Apr 29 2012 2:30PM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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Apr 29 2012 2:31PM
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feihlination
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http://failblog.org/tag/autocomplete-me
Apr 29 2012 2:43PM
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Bill.Nye
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The people who work at google probably just put those in to troll us
Apr 29 2012 2:52PM
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TheClap.
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yes

because they have the time and effort to do that

best trolls in the world
Apr 29 2012 2:56PM
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roddy116
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lol i get it
Apr 29 2012 2:57PM
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.AR6rider.
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You're a quick one, aren't you?
Apr 29 2012 2:59PM
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Big_Spence
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I nominate this Big_Spence's NSG thread of the day.
Apr 29 2012 2:59PM
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Bill.Nye
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Because the people who work at google couldn't possibly know how to game google....
Apr 29 2012 3:03PM
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Swagzilla
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t typed why and got:

why is my poop green
why is the sky blue
why do cats purr



Apr 29 2012 4:36PM
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cwillygood
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pretty much my answer
Apr 29 2012 5:06PM
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cubber
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wat
Apr 29 2012 5:41PM
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Drail
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What WOULD happen if we blew up the moon? Now I want to know.
Apr 29 2012 5:42PM
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CliffyByro
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lol
Apr 29 2012 5:48PM
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cubber
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wtf do people think!?!? normal to eat your period blood holy shit
Apr 29 2012 5:53PM
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EmperorKuzco
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photoshopped
Apr 29 2012 5:54PM
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CliffyByro
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probably, still lol'd
Apr 29 2012 6:11PM
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SpaghettiWizard
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This just happened to me:

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Apr 29 2012 6:20PM
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feihlination
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winner so far
Apr 29 2012 6:21PM
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KEVTRON
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Apr 30 2012 12:48AM
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scratchproteen
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Google search

Zerg Rush

Do a barrel roll

Askew
Apr 30 2012 12:51AM
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Bodhisattva_
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fuck this shit I was thinking about how I was going to make this thread and get so many lulz today, then I forgot. :(
Apr 30 2012 12:59AM
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Puzzled
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Pssst
Apr 30 2012 1:17AM
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doitbig
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i searched "how to hide...." first result was "...a dead body"
Apr 30 2012 9:42AM
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Big.L
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YA BOUGHT IT
Apr 30 2012 10:03AM
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Nufity
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look up "why is there a d"
Apr 30 2012 10:03AM
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theBearJew
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Bitches be worried.

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Apr 30 2012 10:12AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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hahahahahaha! "Why have I not killed myself yet?"
Apr 30 2012 10:26AM
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theBearJew
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Last one is awesome!

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I am bored at work already.. Now I'll just see what people google.
Apr 30 2012 10:29AM
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Mr.Sloth
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Some times i google "anal snot" and masterbate furiously.
Apr 30 2012 11:57AM
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84891jnf92048
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I know a woman who works for youtube, which means she works at Google, and she says Google has more money than they know what to do with, so they do all that crazy stuff for their employees, and they still try to do more.
Apr 30 2012 12:32PM
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1337
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Threads for not mobile
Apr 30 2012 12:55PM
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SKIU4EA
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"why doesn't SHE shut up?"

haha

Apr 30 2012 1:00PM
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feihlination
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all as OG as it can be.
Apr 30 2012 1:45PM
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iSmokeweed
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this one is real btw.
Apr 30 2012 1:49PM
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Amadeus.
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Damn people are depressed.


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Apr 30 2012 1:53PM
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LiquorLanch
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Was.... Jesus a jew? Jesus black?
Apr 30 2012 1:56PM
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.Hugo.
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Apr 30 2012 1:56PM
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ThaLorax
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Bump for old time lols
Nov 10 2012 6:20AM
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jcc03skis
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Relevant?
Nov 10 2012 10:03AM
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Bread_Fish
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bullshit
Nov 10 2012 10:05AM
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PhaedeD
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i watched that video about google, i want to work for them...
Nov 10 2012 12:46PM
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Downtofilm
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Nov 10 2012 1:02PM
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klayer_9
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I feel like the same wired mother fucker is searching all this shit.
Nov 10 2012 2:33PM
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katie.
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Nov 10 2012 2:46PM
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katie.
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i also thought this one was extremely relevant....

now we know what ECB has been googling.

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Nov 10 2012 2:50PM
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