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What the fuck are people googling

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feihlination
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that is all.
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2_fadez
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now google "why does it appear that"

and you get a much more intelligent response
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feihlination
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omg, literally anything starting with "why" or "who" is the fucking lolz.

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TACO-DOG.exe
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"why do people hate nickleback"

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James7
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yes, or "what"
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feihlination
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[why should you not]

...smoke
...wash your hair everyday
...eat bananas
...pass out with your shoes on


[what would happen if]
...i hired two private investigators to follow each other
...if a girl took viagra
...
...we kissed



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IanAvery-Leaf
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feihlination
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http://failblog.org/tag/autocomplete-me
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Bill.Nye
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The people who work at google probably just put those in to troll us
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TheClap.
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yes

because they have the time and effort to do that

best trolls in the world
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roddy116
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lol i get it
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.AR6rider.
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You're a quick one, aren't you?
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Big_Spence
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I nominate this Big_Spence's NSG thread of the day.
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Bill.Nye
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Because the people who work at google couldn't possibly know how to game google....
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Swagzilla
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t typed why and got:

why is my poop green
why is the sky blue
why do cats purr



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cwillygood
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pretty much my answer
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cubber
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wat
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Drail
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What WOULD happen if we blew up the moon? Now I want to know.
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CliffyByro
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lol
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cubber
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wtf do people think!?!? normal to eat your period blood holy shit
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EmperorKuzco
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photoshopped
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CliffyByro
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probably, still lol'd
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SpaghettiWizard
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This just happened to me:

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feihlination
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winner so far
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KEVTRON
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scratchproteen
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Google search

Zerg Rush

Do a barrel roll

Askew
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Bodhisattva_
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fuck this shit I was thinking about how I was going to make this thread and get so many lulz today, then I forgot. :(
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Puzzled
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Pssst
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doitbig
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i searched "how to hide...." first result was "...a dead body"
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Big.L
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YA BOUGHT IT
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Nufity
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look up "why is there a d"
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theBearJew
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Bitches be worried.

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Barefootin_Fiend
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hahahahahaha! "Why have I not killed myself yet?"
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theBearJew
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Last one is awesome!

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I am bored at work already.. Now I'll just see what people google.
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Mr.Sloth
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Some times i google "anal snot" and masterbate furiously.
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84891jnf92048
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I know a woman who works for youtube, which means she works at Google, and she says Google has more money than they know what to do with, so they do all that crazy stuff for their employees, and they still try to do more.
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1337
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Threads for not mobile
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SKIU4EA
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"why doesn't SHE shut up?"

haha

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feihlination
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all as OG as it can be.
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iSmokeweed
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this one is real btw.
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Amadeus.
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Damn people are depressed.


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LiquorLanch
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Was.... Jesus a jew? Jesus black?
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.Hugo.
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ThaLorax
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Bump for old time lols
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jcc03skis
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Relevant?
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Bread_Fish
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bullshit
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PhaedeD
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i watched that video about google, i want to work for them...
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Downtofilm
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klayer_9
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I feel like the same wired mother fucker is searching all this shit.
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katie.
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katie.
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i also thought this one was extremely relevant....

now we know what ECB has been googling.

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