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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
After spending 5 days in New York, the one thing that kept sticking in my mind was how fucking cheap your fast food is. I got a drink, 20 pc. chicken mcnuggets, and 2 mcdoubles for like $9. In Canada that would have gotten me probably 10 chicken mcnuggets and a mcdouble. You also have a larger selection of fast food available to you guys, and for that I am jealous as fuck.


Sincerely,
Your neighbours up North.
Apr 28 2012 8:19PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
Thats why we are all so fat.
Apr 28 2012 8:20PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11955 - Karma: 12,302
Dear bustinthejus,

Get on our level...

Sincerely,

Lord Granite_State
Apr 28 2012 8:22PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
I don't care how cheap their mcdonalds is, everything in the US is just such low quality. I seriously hate it there.
Apr 28 2012 8:25PM
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forrest-cole
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 495
why don't you go find some offs to fuck.
Apr 28 2012 8:30PM
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skiminnesota
Posts: 9093 - Karma: 429
ok BRO

Apr 28 2012 8:35PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT? MAYBE YOURE JUST AN ASSHOLE
Apr 28 2012 8:38PM
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JeremyClarkson
Posts: 1600 - Karma: 1,921
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Apr 28 2012 8:43PM
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joshua
Posts: 5046 - Karma: 1,280
Oh don't be such a hipster, U.S. food prices are da bomb.
Apr 28 2012 8:48PM
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BIll.Lumbergh
Posts: 128 - Karma: 12
YOUR LOW QUALITY. bitch.
Apr 28 2012 9:02PM
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scandy101
Posts: 460 - Karma: 19
so this
Apr 28 2012 10:40PM
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S_Jenk
Posts: 345 - Karma: 92
It's spelled *you're
Apr 28 2012 10:48PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
Have you ever sucked dick for coke?

I have and i can say without question it is the most exhilarating activity you could ever engage in. There were so many emotions whirling in my head(could have been the large amounts of meth smoked earlier in the evening.) I'm not gay so naturally i was giving oral sex to a shemale(a woman with a penis for all you youngings.)

The evening started off with the previously mentioned smoking of meth. After that my vision gets blurry buy me friends and i ened up pooping on the floor in the local 7/11. After this exhilarating activity we rode the public bus and sharted in one of the seats. The shart was a total accident and i got feces all over my wallet. I took my wallet out but was quickly thrown off the bus for the shart, dropping my wallet in the process.

My friends and i really wanted to score some coke so we looked to see how much money we had, and realizing i dropped my wallet!!! I looked across the street and saw what i figured was mild looking middle aged women walking down the road to the trailer park. On i wim drivin by my meth fueled mind i asked if she would trade money if i gave her enjoyable sex.

She agreed and we ended up back in her trailer, tip-toeing by her massive boyfriend who was drunk and passed out. We whipped off our clothes and thats when i saw her black penis(ya the middle aged women was black.) Skipping all the graphic details i slobbed on her knob and she gave me some coke which i snorted right off her black dick. I would go into more vivid detail but i shall save it for another day.
Apr 28 2012 10:54PM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21674 - Karma: 4,188
hey hi hello, lets date
Apr 28 2012 10:56PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,466
well... um... errrrr......... this is one of the first few times i have been completely and utterly perplexed by a NS post

i have no words to say on this topic.

carry on.
Apr 28 2012 10:57PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
well that's one thing we got
Apr 28 2012 10:59PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
i would be honored
Apr 28 2012 11:04PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51955 - Karma: 166,139
too bad mcdonalds fucking blows
Apr 28 2012 11:05PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 745 - Karma: 40
Canada - America "Friends?" Daaawww
Apr 28 2012 11:05PM
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zerospinskier
Posts: 4867 - Karma: 350
Wait until you go to a Del Taco one day. Cheapest fast food there is.
Apr 28 2012 11:09PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,998
That's because it's not fucking real... Click for larger image
Apr 28 2012 11:36PM
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little1337
Posts: 8283 - Karma: 48,713
MERICA
Apr 28 2012 11:42PM
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*Bird
Posts: 1895 - Karma: 316
surprised no one has pointed out yet that canada has higher taxes so its going to cost a bit more
Apr 28 2012 11:45PM
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crunkiest
Posts: 369 - Karma: 21
LOL love it when foreign five year old "badasses" hate on the US cause they dont even live here
Apr 28 2012 11:46PM
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PacificRimJob
Posts: 24730 - Karma: 29,998
Than in NYC? Last time I checked, NYC taxes were sky high..


Apr 28 2012 11:47PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10640 - Karma: 7,528
this, the fact that a burger costs 99 cents and a salad costs 4.99 is most likely the biggest reason why we are fat.
Apr 28 2012 11:47PM
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