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skiierman
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So I go to the mall and I have to sign something and have to put down all the basic information including zip code and such, but the weird part was that I couldn't for the life of me remember my zip code. Told the guy and he said that is weird because other people that night couldn't either. Plus there was some weird girl who mistakend her quaters for silver dollers and burger king was messing up orders left and right. Something is about to go down, and I'm afraid of what that might be.



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To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 4 2004 8:53PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
Stupidity is spreading and you just caught it?

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Oct 4 2004 8:56PM
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k2yeags
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ha ha ha



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Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I don’t have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...

The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Oct 4 2004 9:35PM
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ski_Crystal
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man, i cought the stupidity bug in like third grade...and i still have it
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Oct 4 2004 9:36PM
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skiierman
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Naw I've already had that, but really something is going on here and it is freaking me out.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 4 2004 9:39PM
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wuestinator
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VOLCAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOO

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Oct 4 2004 9:48PM
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freeze_pooter
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yup its that St Helens
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Oct 4 2004 9:51PM
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freerider_klo
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no it was beacuse of the full moon this week, shit like that was happenin here too



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Oct 4 2004 11:01PM
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d-loc
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yeah dudde your a warewolf, OWWWWW



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 5 2004 8:01AM
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skogio3030
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silver dollars :)
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Oct 5 2004 8:02AM
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werewolf^...I'd go with the stupidity plague tho




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Oct 5 2004 8:03AM
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d-loc
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yeah cant remember ur zip, whats with that... its 3 numbers u need to remember



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 5 2004 8:06AM
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wuestinator
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5 numbers

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Oct 5 2004 9:06AM
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davidh
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hahahaha


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Oct 5 2004 11:03AM
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SchweitzerSki
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omg that picture. It makes me laugh every time. So so gross


did that make any sense?
Oct 5 2004 11:11AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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d-loc, thats area code.
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Oct 5 2004 1:43PM
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poor@$$skibum
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i think something just went up.^^^


fat people should avoid buffets


Oct 5 2004 1:46PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
My god d-loc caught it too... maybe it is stupidity spreading.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 5 2004 2:17PM
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lineskier10
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haha d-loc just didnt catch it, hes had it for awhile but hes just failed to realize it
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Oct 5 2004 2:23PM
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404404
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just slide into it, dont go aginst it or it will just be harder.
Oct 5 2004 3:44PM
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404404
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^ masterbation
Oct 5 2004 4:46PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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oh my god that picture just made me fucking sick to my stomach.....dear god



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Oct 5 2004 4:49PM
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KillerMonkey
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O shit better be careful. dont want the stupidity bug, does anyone know if theres a vaccine for it
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Oct 5 2004 4:54PM
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soup
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i was just looking at that picture...the guy is puking out of his fucking nose!!!!
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Oct 5 2004 7:18PM
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alev
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AHAHHAHA THAT picture is fuckin hilarious

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Oct 5 2004 7:23PM
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