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Drinking beer or forum reading

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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
should i go to the bar alone to watch hockey, or should i sit here and read forums and return with my shitty lame thoughts?!

tough choice, but it's gotta happen.
Apr 27 2012 9:31PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
go to the bar then try driving home drunk
Apr 27 2012 9:33PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
dude what if he died taking your advice, food for thought dick bag
Apr 27 2012 9:34PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i only live like 7 minute walk from the bar, ten if i zig zag all the way home... food for thought, walking is the tits.
Apr 27 2012 9:35PM
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dreadyboy
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Bar, then read forum drunk
Apr 27 2012 9:38PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
You have made tonight a really shitty night on NSG. thanks dick.
Apr 27 2012 9:40PM
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soulskier
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definitely go to the bar
Apr 27 2012 9:41PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
I'm new to this. Sorry bro. Go listen to some happy music and tonight will be better. I suggest Michael Franti & Spearhead. DO IT.
Apr 27 2012 9:42PM
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2L208
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Apr 27 2012 9:42PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
obvious alias.
Apr 27 2012 9:43PM
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PopsicleStand
Posts: 6890 - Karma: 147
inb4 delete
Apr 27 2012 9:44PM
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Lansfield
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Apr 27 2012 9:44PM
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2L208
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or he could be getting tips from a real newschooler
Apr 27 2012 9:44PM
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janetSkis
Posts: 112 - Karma: 14
just loled so fucking hard
Apr 27 2012 9:45PM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
Going to the bars alone sucks. If my best friend wasn't in Utah, he'd go to the bar with me fo sho. Now I have to go buy beer for my broke ass friends with children. FUCK.
Apr 27 2012 9:48PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
and when you to Have kids with autism or downs... don't say

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Apr 27 2012 9:48PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
what are you blabbering about boy?
Apr 27 2012 9:52PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
who you calling boy
Apr 27 2012 9:54PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
you
Apr 27 2012 9:59PM
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naturday
Posts: 493 - Karma: 238
go to the bar and make it your mission to get a chick to go home with you...you have to set goals in life, no matter how low.
Apr 27 2012 10:05PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,062
beer is always the solution.

btw go nashville.
Apr 27 2012 10:07PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
i don't blame you for hating you're just french canadian.
Apr 27 2012 10:07PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,366
why not zoidberg?
Apr 27 2012 10:38PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
why don't you just read forums, drink beer, and watch the hockey game at your place?
Apr 27 2012 11:07PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
hey


















shouldnt you be drinking and driving right now?
Apr 27 2012 11:10PM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
shouldn't you be getting fucked by your dad right now?
Apr 28 2012 12:10AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
because fuck you, that's why
Apr 28 2012 1:14AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
well, i'm drunk, and i'm home. and i don't have a chick. so fuck it. what the fuck are all the skier computer nerd fuckers doing right now?!
Apr 28 2012 1:52AM
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myllhouse
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 2,157
fapping furiously
Apr 28 2012 2:03AM
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corona
Posts: 12811 - Karma: 32,916
looking up nectrotic penises
Apr 28 2012 2:08AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
sorry i ski too much. what is fapping?
Apr 28 2012 2:12AM
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2L208
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 308
fap fap fap fap, beating off
Apr 28 2012 2:18AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
"sorry i ski too much"

sig says "I snowboard"
Apr 28 2012 2:19AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i'm not a dumbass. just a trolololol. sorry. and yeah, i haven't skied since i was like 12 and every jump i hit i reverse pizza wedged and slammed everytime. fuck it. america. go west side.
Apr 28 2012 2:20AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51919 - Karma: 165,725
get a fucking icon


Also nans on you being old enough to drink a beer
Apr 28 2012 2:26AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i'm too lazy to get an icon. i'm 21 fyi. if you were wondering. barely old enough to drink a beer, legally, in the united states.
Apr 28 2012 2:27AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
No, you're definitely a dumbass.
Apr 28 2012 2:28AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i wish i could agree with you...wanna play some chess or some shit?!
Apr 28 2012 2:29AM
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.AR6rider.
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Playing chess doesn't make you any less of a dumbass, but since we're on the topic, I will destroy you.
Apr 28 2012 2:31AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Lol you changed your sig because of my post.

Mission=success.
Apr 28 2012 2:31AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
will you please define "dumbass" for me, cause we seem to be lost in this translation known as the internet...
Apr 28 2012 2:32AM
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wzrdtrx
Posts: 276 - Karma: 211
i did, because i snowboard. someone had to call me out on it. go rome sds!
Apr 28 2012 2:33AM
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gnarles.
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 130
get drunk and explore the vast regions of ns
Apr 28 2012 2:34AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
English Etymology

dumb +‎ ass.

Pronunciation
  • IPA: /dʌmæs/
Noun

dumbass (plural dumbasses)

  1. (US, vulgar, slang) A person marked by stupidity or foolishness
Apr 28 2012 2:35AM
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Lansfield
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Apr 28 2012 11:14AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
drink beer, make friends, tell them about solid 7 and i pooped on girl threads
Apr 28 2012 11:18AM
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Dr.Gonzo
Posts: 2552 - Karma: 87
did you make it home safely? also you should have driven, it would have been funnier.
Apr 28 2012 11:19AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Yay I snowboard too. Go Forum!
Apr 28 2012 6:20PM
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Spic-N-SpaN
Posts: 2002 - Karma: 1,465
Go Capita!
Apr 28 2012 7:55PM
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AWALLRUS.
Posts: 5762 - Karma: 223
get peepants drunk at your house, whilst watching hockey AND posting on ns!

in the morning you will have results.
Apr 28 2012 8:03PM
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