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My friend lost his nipple longboarding

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7springsprod
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Yup he lost his nipple. It grew back though.

Apr 27 2012 3:04PM
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PopsicleStand
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doesnt top my embarrassing shenanigans
Apr 27 2012 3:06PM
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e_strapp
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Story time!
Apr 27 2012 3:07PM
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pimpcat
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that could have been prevented by wearing a shirt...
Apr 27 2012 3:07PM
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PopsicleStand
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what I mean by that is at least you werent being a drunk asshole, like a guy I know with a terrible longboard crash video
Apr 27 2012 3:08PM
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forrest-cole
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wow that's so fucked up, definitely made me cringe.. But is it just me or was that kid riding a longboard like a total goof hahah
Apr 27 2012 3:08PM
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CrotchKiller
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totally deserves it for long boarding without a shirt
Apr 27 2012 3:08PM
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PopsicleStand
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anyone remember one of the summer 09'ish videos of the day?

sorry about the thread jack OP. I hope your friends nipple is well.

picsss.....? maybe?
Apr 27 2012 3:09PM
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yojimbo
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or by not performing that really strange looking half carving maneuver he seemed to be doing in a really stupid part of the road? what even was that? it looked like he was going to eat shit literally the whole time.
Apr 27 2012 3:10PM
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Lansfield
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Apr 27 2012 3:11PM
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EastCoast.
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hahaha I was exactly thinking this
Apr 27 2012 3:12PM
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Chubz.
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lol your friend is a dumb shittt
Apr 27 2012 3:15PM
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7springsprod
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Agreed, but funny as shit
Apr 27 2012 3:16PM
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Spinoza
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nice accent.

why dont you guys wear helmets c'mon man
Apr 27 2012 3:19PM
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fawne.
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ouchh!
Apr 27 2012 3:21PM
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PeterNorth
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hahah he looked like he could hardly ride, so he goes no helmet and no shirt. NATURAL SELECTION at its finest.
Apr 27 2012 3:54PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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my friend was sliding, and his puck came off and he hit his face on the ground. had a helmet on too.
Apr 27 2012 3:55PM
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AT-AT
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Nipples grow back??
Apr 27 2012 4:01PM
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whoa-dere
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If you do it right, it's really fun to slide your back wheels over gravel
Apr 27 2012 4:09PM
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Malcolm
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Holy shit I did not know nipples grew back.
Apr 27 2012 4:12PM
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Black.Bird
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You can pretty much hear it tear off.. Ouch
Apr 27 2012 4:16PM
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CashmereCat
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No.
Apr 27 2012 4:18PM
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whoa-dere
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I feel like you just inserted this post between mine and elgato's!!???
Apr 27 2012 4:20PM
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I_Am_Mod
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i wouldn't give a fuck about losing my nipple ...
hell, if anything i'd be happy about it cause it would make my body more aerodynamic !
Apr 27 2012 4:26PM
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Abc567def
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I bet a squire had a tasty dinner that night
Apr 27 2012 4:30PM
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Malcolm
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Funny because the first thing I thought of after learning that nipples can grow back is that people can be farmed for their nipples in order to feed squires.
Apr 27 2012 4:32PM
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I_Am_Mod
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^^do you guys mean squirrel ?
cause a squire eating a ripped off nipple is like a whole new level of weirdness compared to a squirrel feasting on a human nipple ...
Apr 27 2012 4:40PM
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*DELETED*
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Lol. His strange humping motion on the board couldnt have helped things...
Apr 27 2012 4:41PM
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LivingColour
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the mods are strong in this one.....
Apr 27 2012 4:41PM
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BmoChop
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all this speak of squirrels feasting on nipples has me in hysterics.
Apr 27 2012 4:47PM
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Malcolm
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He meant a noble squire like those from the middle ages eating a single nipple with a fork and knife.
Apr 27 2012 5:03PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Yeah didn't you know that that when a king was overthrown they would feast on his nipples in the middle ages?
Apr 27 2012 5:11PM
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HamFaceGirl
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Probably the worst thing to wear longboarding
Apr 27 2012 5:13PM
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papermache
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I got a friend who was put into a coma from longboarding with no helmet. shes lucky could have been permanently paralyzed but shes recovering. be careful
Apr 27 2012 6:00PM
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loomis
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That's what I was thinking
Apr 27 2012 6:38PM
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Karkoskier
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Apr 27 2012 6:48PM
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Bodhisattva_
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At first I was like oh that wasn't so bad..

Then it went slo-mo and I was like shit.
Apr 27 2012 7:06PM
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llambert
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clint Eastwood Gran Torino watch this movie before you die
and any pics?
Apr 27 2012 7:07PM
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Dr.Gonzo
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yea, it just looked like speed wobbles
Apr 27 2012 7:22PM
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Abc567def
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yup its already caught on in india


Apr 27 2012 7:36PM
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Anathema
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sonic boom
Apr 27 2012 7:38PM
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Sneaky_Aziz
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Hmmmmm.... Trend for this year's olympic swimming events?
Apr 27 2012 7:39PM
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CheddarJack
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Next to being ass-naked. I'd rather have a lost nipple then get a second circumcision
Apr 27 2012 7:53PM
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snwbrdmilf
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Hahahaha
Apr 27 2012 8:01PM
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*spike*
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I didnt know that!
Apr 27 2012 8:08PM
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Ski_Alot
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well thats what happen with shirtless longboarding
Apr 27 2012 8:32PM
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Lansfield
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threads.
Apr 27 2012 8:33PM
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JzD.
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plaid shorts + no shirt = disaster
Apr 27 2012 8:37PM
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ZAHNER
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PICS ARE NEEEDED, i dont believe this
Apr 27 2012 8:49PM
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Forcillo
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"Aww, your nipple is completely gone" But seriously, that guy's a retart for trying to carve at 20 mph right next to a sandy lot without a helmet or shirt. Badddd judgement
Apr 27 2012 9:03PM
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PopsicleStand
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The newschoolers longboarding judgement is tough. I see it now, being on the other side. And yes, longboarding without a shirt is dumb. I know.
Apr 27 2012 9:40PM
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