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Shit no one says!

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theDARKERparker
Posts: 100 - Karma: 9

hey ns, starting this thread cuz i wanna hear the funniest ones you can think are.

i'll start.

Neat!

Back seat, called it!

I hope the hot water ran out.

your turn!

Apr 27 2012 1:23PM
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TooTanked
Posts: 171 - Karma: 9
O.J was innocent
Apr 30 2012 12:09AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
What about the chubby chasers?
Apr 30 2012 12:18AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
I would let Michael Jackson babysit my kids.
Apr 30 2012 12:19AM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
that civic si is so fresh
lets not hit the park
i really hope i fail my drivers test
i hope i failed that RDT
Apr 30 2012 12:31AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
You don't ever ski anything other than park?...
Apr 30 2012 12:33AM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
not typically... unless its closed or sucks beyond cock, and occasionally when i feel like just cruisin but point being its never said you just do ordont do it
Apr 30 2012 12:44AM
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steezyjibber
Posts: 15967 - Karma: 11,026
When is pitbull dropping a new album
Apr 30 2012 12:49AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
Home mountain: Blue Mtn PA


There's your problem.
Apr 30 2012 12:49AM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
Lol I keep forgetting so many NSers are on the east coast, I'm sorry you guys don't ever get to ride real snow :(
Apr 30 2012 12:57AM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,664
oh it's real snow... just packed so much that it's ice and mixed with fake snow that IS ice.
Apr 30 2012 1:01AM
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dude_ski
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10

"I'm really glad Shane Mcconkey died"

Apr 30 2012 1:07AM
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Davy.Crockett
Posts: 5373 - Karma: 324
to much




anyway,


"I'm really glad i drank all that 4 loko, i had a solid night"
Apr 30 2012 1:09AM
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dude_ski
Posts: 14 - Karma: 10
damn, may he rest in piece
Apr 30 2012 1:11AM
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Bill.Nye
Posts: 4060 - Karma: 2,109
No one would say that. If there's a heaven, he's shredding, not resting.
Apr 30 2012 1:17AM
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Timmy.
Posts: 507 - Karma: 22
other problem, this season we got < 4 inches of snow the whole season
Apr 30 2012 1:28AM
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caturdaze
Posts: 338 - Karma: 12
Hey cool shudder shades!
Apr 30 2012 9:38AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111

he most likely will.

Apr 30 2012 10:16AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
gosh, that italian family down the table is quiet!
Apr 30 2012 10:17AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
I'm soo stoked to not get laid tonight
Apr 30 2012 10:47AM
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caucasian_chad
Posts: 4078 - Karma: 3,625
Don't even start. Just ignore it.
Apr 30 2012 10:48AM
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SKIINGISEASY
Posts: 1552 - Karma: 2,198
GrindEdit's video was fuckin awesome!


Apr 30 2012 12:08PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
lost.


"Sorry babe, I don't feel like having sex right now." -boyfriend
Apr 30 2012 12:09PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
"Man, there's something about the friendzone that just makes me feel so much more connected with her!"
Apr 30 2012 12:18PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
mmmmmm nothing quenches your thirst after a long run like a warm glass of milk
Apr 30 2012 12:31PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
I wish I had red hair.
Apr 30 2012 12:37PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
"Gingers have souls."
Apr 30 2012 12:41PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
"it's so hot... Milk was a good choice"
Apr 30 2012 1:26PM
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ktd619
Posts: 927 - Karma: 96
"I should make a thread pertaining to my mom is NSG!"
Apr 30 2012 5:19PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
"She's a solid 17"
Apr 30 2012 6:57PM
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BigBadWolf
Posts: 2000 - Karma: 432
Weezy is so much better than pac!

Mac Miller is a god compared to Method Man!!

Wu Tang isnt really forever

Apr 30 2012 7:06PM
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simuhn
Posts: 142 - Karma: 86
-damn girl, can't we ever just hug?

-that was such a steezy 1800

-id rather pay a lot for poles

-my din doesn't go low enough

-no thanks armada, im sticking with ninthward

Apr 30 2012 7:17PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12

is this v neck deep enough

i know all the lyrics to that reggae song

Apr 30 2012 7:43PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Ian Burson's penis is huge.

Oh my god! Sick cork 1620!

Lil Wayne is the best rapper of all time.

Triples are so stylish

poop in her butt


Apr 30 2012 7:51PM
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ThaBug
Posts: 59 - Karma: 11
This
Apr 30 2012 7:55PM
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fupaface
Posts: 810 - Karma: 449
I boned the sexiest fat chick last night, I'm talking morbidly obese
Apr 30 2012 7:58PM
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